My birthday is in May. Y'all have until then to arrange for Gnash and Tusky to breed me

Holy shit sniffies spambots finally figured out how to weaponize one of my furry awakenings!

Never fails to impress me, when I'm shitting out some stranger's cock-puke from the evening earlier, just how varied and strange sexual desire is. Why should getting someone's DNA injected into my guts be such a goal? Why does a hairy ass tell their cock its time to breed? 🤔

Je travaille sur des designs de badges kinky pour la @ycon.bsky.social de novembre Ici, mindfuck et transformation Ça sera ... Miam ... Non ?

Post-beej playfulness!

Joined a buddy for Yom Kippur. I haven't had reason to wear formal clothing in a long time. The pants were well-fitting! ...too well fitting 🤣 Fortunately this was after the service and from when I was trying to straddle him.

Most gay people's Daddy issues are easy and mean just finding an older guy to give you encouragement and fuck you. Meanwhile, my hatred of my Dad means I have to find Turkish granddads to seduce and casually mention being Armenian to, in hopes they have rage to take out on me.

大阪と東京のゲイの皆さん！僕にぴったりのハッテン場はありますか？髭が生えてるし、日本語はほとんど話せないし、タトゥーだらけだし、ポジティブ思考？24会館以外でいいかな？ Gays of Osaka and Tokyo! Is there a hattenba for me? Big beard, very little Japanese speaking, many tattoos, poz? Other than 24 Kaikan?

Ah, yeah, I see the problem now. Your bathroom doesn't smell like my hairy asshole! Don't worry, for a mode$t fee, I'll professionally stink up the place for you!

Ok, we need to talk about how the Kraken Pride logo for this year IS UNAPOLOGETICALLY QUEER. Holy fuck I love it, it is just SO MUCH! Those jerseys are gonna be auctioned for a fortune! Vegas Vecchio killed it here!

youtu.be/7D9oRuqIXZ0 Am I wrong to be attracted to The White male indifference Crossed with fetishization Which is easy to do When you're feeling such desperation 'Cause you′re just a dumb monkey And the pain, oh it haunts you Just do what he says Because at least someone wants you (1/3)

I'm gonna keep modding my dick until I'm out of dick! LOVE the way this looks already!! Meatonomy plus Apadravya is totally the way to go!

...the kids are alright 🤣 The 24 year old who commented on my legs? Sent me this on Sniffies.

I am clearly overdue for a fucking. Got all gassed up by this 24 year old I'm testing who says I have nice...legs.

Post-hockey ass. Y'all have no idea the kind of flavor this is! Musty AF!

You come to this rest stop often? Let me help you..."rest".

Hockey pants are the hottest piece of hockey gear, prove me wrong.

My boomer moment.

Hey little guy, don't you know it's rude to stare? But I don't mind 😈

I have a long-term sub who I refer to others as my leather sub. That's his kryptonite, he can see a Dom dressed in full leathers in his cock's mind and it demands he make that a reality. I've been well overdue to turn the gift card he was working on into gear, and last night

Drunk posting in Chicago! I am so upset for your affordable living compared to Seattle eating up all the gays I love!

Hockey. Signed up for the league starting end of September! I dunno shit about hockey, but I'm hustling out there and gonna be awesome D someday! ...cuz D. For defense. And dick for you horny weirdos.

Breathe me in...

Early morning hockey! Nothing like starting your work day already sweaty as fuck!

Oh me? Just hanging out, doing pig stuff.

For Twitter, but still posting here! Y'all don't get to pretend porn isn't political. Behind every sexy profile here is a human being subject to the rules of their society. It's not OK to ignore that and just use this as your escape. As per the Beastie Boys, You gotta fight for your right to #porn!

Freshly fucked ass for sale, freshly fucked ass for sale! Cash or credit only!

Just keep driving and don't let me catch you looking back here or it'll cost you. I know you think I'm hot, I'm just gonna take off my shorts. But don't look back here. Unless...?

Y'all. Hockey? Holy fuck. I've definitely found another diversion from making content. And the gay leagues? I know they be smelling like shit and proud of it!

Question for the fellas -particularly- endowed with girth...

Huh. I suppose miracles DO happen! (Hookup story, TMI)

I see this email, and all I can hear is: Gemini: I just want to be a part of your life. Me: Oh, this is the way you do it, huh? Showing up in my inbox? Gemini: What was I supposed to do? You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be IGNORED, Drew!

Ah, when your ass hair gets matted down from the mixture of loads and spit and ass mucus. #justgaystuff

I love my life. Just spent the past 30 minutes explaining the history of poppers and what "gooning" is to my boss and a coworker.

Remember for assholes like this, they're CRAVING martyrdom. Asshole just laid down on his sign in fetal position so he could get his conservative youtubers to take pathetic shots of him, and the second the cops (who HE called) show up he gets in a debate with them. #resist

From Tug To Stoke to Shoot Ahhhh ! 🐽

So, how long do we think it'll be before Nintedo ends Gamechat service? #NintendoSwitch2

Y'all, Tramell Tillman, as Seth Milchick in Severance? The unspeakable things I would do working for him 🥵 His aura, his presence...it's sinister and enchanting. Lobotmize my ass! 🫡 (Also Severance is dope AF, watch it, don't post spoilers gifs!)

Dublin - 3 loads from one fella. I literally don't understand how tops who can just fuck and cum and fuck and cum and fuck and cum exist, but I'm glad they do!

Gays of Ireland! 🇮🇪 I need your help! I'm coming there Sunday through Friday and I'll be fucked if I don't swallow some Irish loads while I'm there (also looking to get fucked). Recommendations? #gayireland #ireland #bbbh

I got questions about Ireland, and since y'all didn't answer the first time, looks like I gotta show some flesh... Full video on my JFF, OF, or PornHub (pornhub wouldn't let me show the video I came to - of course it's @bearfoothunter.bsky.social ) JFF: justfor.fans/thedudewhosa...

I know I should just be like every other poz guy and be like "fuck ya, been off my meds for 70 years, my viral load is 3 billion" but sorry! 🤣

Got my first bumper sticker the other day!

You youth take things today for granted. Back in MY time, we had to use something called SUBTELTY to tell others we were cruising. Take notes! 😏

While you were out partying, I was busy learning the blade(s). Got nearly 2 hours of almost solo ice time, and I have -started- to figure out crossovers!

Oh my God. They found me. I don't know how, but they found me!

Billy Zane says SUBMIT

Well, I'm high as shit on shrooms. You know what that means - 2 hours of playing Rez Infinite and then crying softly to a VHS rip of the 1982 Tony Awards performance of "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.

That's all? You just want to rub your face in my ripe crack and stink up the place? Alright, but I'm still gonna charge you for the full 2 hours...

Ah, if only 🥵🥵🥵