LIFE IS A [[Beach]] AND BROTHER IM EATING THE SAND

THE LITTLE [[Spamton!]] THAT [[Couldn’t]]

Wait a second.. heat rises! [It Hits Me] Heat rises! Bank teller on floor: what? Heat rises! [I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It is unclear what my plan was.]

[[Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo!]] WHAT IT IS MOTHER>#%£$ERS

ETERNAL DAMNATION [[Now only 4.99$!!]]

LIFE IS A [[Beach]] AND BROTHER IM EATING THE SAND

MAN WHO HAS [[Sold the World]] SELLS ADDITIONAL BIT OF [[World]] HE DIDN’T THINK HE HAD

PAIN IN RIBS>WHEN BREATHING PAIN IN RIBS WHEN BREATHING [[WebMd]]

COCA COLA

OH [[Goodness]] THEY’RE POURING [[Pipin’ Hot]] OIL ALL OVER ME [[Not into the pit! IT BURNS!]]

[[Man Who Has Lost All Hope Loses Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn’t Think He Had]]

[[It’s eternity in there!]]

// one day i’ll write an actual thread on here instead of shitposting but it’s just too good man

[[LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE—]]

[[I Live Again..]] FOR THESE [[Never Before Seen]] DEALS

MY BEAUTIFUL BED OF [[Garbage]]

// i think spamton got his dollar

[[One Dollar!]]

ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU HAVE TO GO TO [[The Cave]]

THE EARLY SPAMTON [[Gets The Worm]]

THE EARLY SPAMTON [[Gets The Worm]]

Spamton

don't pick up that phone! #deltarune

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ TENNAPORARY PIN ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

THE [[Middle Class]] SPAMTON !

ITS %$*#ING CLOSED?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY [[Shut it all down!]]

THE [[Spamtorium]]

[[Oh, the humanity!]]

CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST [[Gunned them down in their prime!]]

[[Poor bastards never stood a chance.]]

[[WRONG!]] THE PIPIS ARE [[Not meant for consumption. Keep out of reach of children.]]

DO NOT [[My Boy! What’s for DINNER?]] THE PIPIS THEY ARE [[unripe]]

[ * Spamton opens his mouth. TRAINHORN.WAV plays. ]

Ah, Heaven, or some say [hell]… Do you hear our prayers? [ #deltarune #Spamton]

I HAVE TO [[Go to the basement.]] AND PRAY

[The Motherly Spamton]

PRESS F1 FOR HELP BUT FOR THE LOVE OF [[Jod]] DON’T PRESS F2

IT WAS ALL IN THE NAME OF [[Freedom]]

7 MINUTES IN [[Oh, god! Oh, god, STOP! PLEASE! IT HURTS! I BEG YOU! I’LL DO ANYTHING!]]

WOAH THERE [[Little Sponge!]] YOU WOULDNT BACK UP A [[Good Ol’ Friend?]] YOU WANNA GO AND [[Spill the Beans]] TO THE [[Ace Attorney]] THEN THATS FINE BY ME!!

YOURE NOT A [[Children’s Entertainer]] MR [[Wrong,]] YOURE THE ENTIRE [[Traveling Roadshow! Tickets 90% off!!]]

OLD SPAMTON’S IN [[Big, Severe,]] TROUBLE THEYRE TAKING [[An Honest Businessman]] TO [[Jurisdictional Court]] FOR [[Fraud, Scam, Deception]]

🔵 <- pipis -> 🔵 pipis 🔴 < - WHAT THE &$#* IS THAT

Oh god

Spam ton G Sp