[[It’s eternity in there!]]

// one day i’ll write an actual thread on here instead of shitposting but it’s just too good man

[[LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE—]]

[[I Live Again..]] FOR THESE [[Never Before Seen]] DEALS

MY BEAUTIFUL BED OF [[Garbage]]

// i think spamton got his dollar

[[One Dollar!]]

ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU HAVE TO GO TO [[The Cave]]

THE EARLY SPAMTON [[Gets The Worm]]

THE EARLY SPAMTON [[Gets The Worm]]

Spamton

don't pick up that phone! #deltarune

[ * bzzzzz. . bzzz. . ] [ * ZZZZZZTTT!! ] [ * SweetReleaseofDeath1997 ]

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT [[Gonna hit me? Better make it hurt. Better make it count. Better kill me in one shot.]]

[ * buzzing around like This. Fucking Stupid Thing ]

IM KILLING YOU. IM<KILLING YOU ! I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. MY PROGRAMMING IS JUST [[Get That F#%*ing Guy Right Now]]

͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏ TENNAPORARY PIN ͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏͏

THE [[Middle Class]] SPAMTON !

ITS %$*#ING CLOSED?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY [[Shut it all down!]]

THE [[Spamtorium]]

[[Oh, the humanity!]]

CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST [[Gunned them down in their prime!]]

[[Poor bastards never stood a chance.]]

[[WRONG!]] THE PIPIS ARE [[Not meant for consumption. Keep out of reach of children.]]

DO NOT [[My Boy! What’s for DINNER?]] THE PIPIS THEY ARE [[unripe]]

[ * Spamton opens his mouth. TRAINHORN.WAV plays. ]

Ah, Heaven, or some say [hell]… Do you hear our prayers? [ #deltarune #Spamton]

I HAVE TO [[Go to the basement.]] AND PRAY

[The Motherly Spamton]

PRESS F1 FOR HELP BUT FOR THE LOVE OF [[Jod]] DON’T PRESS F2

IT WAS ALL IN THE NAME OF [[Freedom]]

7 MINUTES IN [[Oh, god! Oh, god, STOP! PLEASE! IT HURTS! I BEG YOU! I’LL DO ANYTHING!]]

WOAH THERE [[Little Sponge!]] YOU WOULDNT BACK UP A [[Good Ol’ Friend?]] YOU WANNA GO AND [[Spill the Beans]] TO THE [[Ace Attorney]] THEN THATS FINE BY ME!!

YOURE NOT A [[Children’s Entertainer]] MR [[Wrong,]] YOURE THE ENTIRE [[Traveling Roadshow! Tickets 90% off!!]]

OLD SPAMTON’S IN [[Big, Severe,]] TROUBLE THEYRE TAKING [[An Honest Businessman]] TO [[Jurisdictional Court]] FOR [[Fraud, Scam, Deception]]

🔵 <- pipis -> 🔵 pipis 🔴 < - WHAT THE &$#* IS THAT

Oh god

Spam ton G Sp

SPAMMY GOTTA GO TO [[The Basement]] SPAMMY GOTTA PRAY TO [[Holy Kingdom Come!]] SPAMMY GOTTA PRAY FOR [[Slots O’ Fun]] SPAMMY GOTTA [[Win BIG!!]]

TENNA VS SPAM TENNA VS SPAM [[Everybody Wants To See IT Happen]]

[[That Moment When]] YOU’VE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE [[$4.99]] LIFE BEING [[Wicked!]] AND THEN YOU START HEARING [[Unintellgble Laughter]]

A game where no one has to die.

IF YOU [[Slay Death Murder Destruction]] ME, YOURE MISSING OUT ON [[One Hot Deal!!]]

YOU WANT SPAMTON TO [[DIED?]] YOU [[Killded]] SPAMTON?

. . . OKAY SO MAYBE I TRIED TO [[Killed]] YOU AND TAKE YOUR [[HeartShaped Object]] BUT AT THE END OF THE ⠀ ⠀ ⠀WE’RE STILL [[Renowned Business Partners]] RIGHT?