So many people claimed "we are Charlie Kirk," but only Scott Adams was willing to follow through.

Philip Yancey didn't have an affair. He used his position as a spiritual leader to coerce a woman. He's a predator.

So... Through a series of events, I know know what it's like to sit in a puddle of oral numbing spray fluid.

the feminine urge to watch facism crumble

So far I've kept my New Year's resolution!!! My resolution? Keep my vibrator charged.

There's over 5 hours until midnight on the east coast, you don't have to be blowing shit up and setting off veterans PTSD already.

In Bible college, the guys in my ethics class determined that romance books (including Christian romance) was porn for women because it "gives unrealistic expectations to women about men." The unrealistic expectations where the way the the men in the books cared for and loved women...

It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads." However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms." May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.

It's fun to say "Jesus had two dads." However, according to the oldest traditions, the Holy Spirit is female. So, it's just as accurate to say "Jesus had two moms." May your yuletide be gay just like Jesus'.

My Christmas pajamas are so cute

I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas. Consider the War on Christmas over

I've decided to name my boobs Merry and Christmas. Consider the War on Christmas over

Next year will be a once in a generation election where we have the opportunity to flip the Governor's Mansion AND the State House. Join Rep. Ruwa Romman for the 1st stop of the Georgia We Deserve Tour where we ring in the New Year together and commit to a Georgia we can afford and where we belong.

FBI 🤝 Conservative men in the bedroom Giving less than the bare minimum and asking "is that good for you?"

Biblically/theologically speaking, God choose to have a woman bring the Messiah into the world because he didn't want a man to do it. "But, only women have babies!" And here I thought your god created the universe and you're telling me he couldn't impregnate a man. Not much of a god...

Reading smut while dilating... My body doesn't know the to do

We need to recognize that Georgia didn't just flip a seat blue. A district that was specifically gerrymandered to keep it red was flipped. A Democrat won in an area where Republican cheat

TPUSA is basically what happens when someone says "what if we treated white fragility as a virtue" and ran with it.

I'm wearing a XL shirt with a S sweater on top... And they both for perfectly. I really wish sizes were standardized

🚨 BREAKING🚨 Due to the ongoing War on Christmas, the White House has announced increased rationing of milk and cookies in support of the war effect.

Here's the thing... ICE is the result of evangelical (and other) theology. When you believe an all-good, all-just, perfect god is still perfect even after giving out eternal punishment for finite offenses... It's easy to believe that extreme violence is acceptable for non-violent "crimes.'

I can't believe I just realized this... God literally cannot be "holy" under monotheism. 😅

The goal is to make it through the holiday season without listening to The Little Drummer Boy.

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"In America we say Merry Christmas!" And we remember the true reason for the season: CAPITALISM!

I know two well-known, extremely misogynistic, trans-femme Christians... Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that there's two of them.

18 years together, 2 kids, And she still grabbed me to make out in the back isle of the store.

Theology is just fan fiction for people who hate character development. 😅

Feel free to use this one today. "Charlie Kirk? Sorry, I didn't keep up with Star Trek."

I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder Do not support Operation Christmas Child! It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good. If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.

I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder Do not support Operation Christmas Child! It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good. If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.

Churches love to say "we are doing life together!" ...then get mad that you're polyamorous...

There's a lot to look forward to with MAGA crashing out... But I'm so excited for the Mar A Lago face to go away.

*Two weeks ago* Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?" Me: "Yep, I hope he shares a cell with Trump." *Today* Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?" Me: "Yep, I just hope he doesn't share a cell with Trump."

So... 2016 made history by being the first election where both candidates had had sex with the same former president. See! Trump's political career is one for the history books.

This is going to be a controversial take... But I think crystals are probably more legit than essential oils.

There's a lot of hate against trans people from a religion that worships a non-gendered deity who transitioned into a man. Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.

There's a lot of hate against trans people from a religion that worships a non-gendered deity who transitioned into a man. Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.

Mandani is going to win NYC tomorrow and then we'll take that energy to make @ruwaromman.bsky.social the next governor of Georgia. Democrats can join in or get out of the way.

I think the whole "Charlie Kirk isn't a Halloween costume" is the closest conservatives have ever gotten to understanding why appropriated costumes are morally wrong.

We promised to campaign the way we want to govern. That’s why we’re launching a statewide food drive to support the 1.4 million Georgians losing SNAP benefits during the shutdown. Find a drop-off near you: bit.ly/gafoodbankmap 🧵

"The Bible never advocates for forced redistribution of wealth" My simp in Christ. The Year of Jubilee was literally forced redistribution of wealth. It's also what Jesus said he came to proclaim.

I know Shien is an unethical place to get clothes. But the ones I've found at the thrift store look amazing on me.

Apparently, is insensitive to call the new family cookbook "Volume 2 - The Updated Family Edition."

I'm sorry everyone... When I filled out the details of my book, I marked the subject as "Bible - Other." So any time someone buys my book, it actually counts as another Bible sold. Clearly this is on me.

Forgot I wrote this. transvangelical.substack.com/p/deborah-le...

My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus asks the five thousand if they finished job training before feeding them. The other is when He asked the townspeople if they had Aetna or Blue Cross before healing them to see if He was in network. After all, America is a Christian nation…right?

Me too @toriglass.bsky.social "WHY AREN'T YOU HEATHENING RIGHT?'

I can't be straightphobic. Some of my closest friends used to be straight.

I just don't think I could date a pre-op cis man. 🤷‍♀️