If the number of times I use "Uff Da" and "Ope" are any indication, my Minnesotassimilation is mostly complete.

Rediscovered this pic, taken back in 2016.

Refilling my meds like:

Nothing ruins a chat quite like typing the phrase 'balls derp'.

A friendly reminder...

I miss Urso.

Leveled up (from 54 to 55).

Views from the Borealis train. Somewhere in southeastern MN, between LaCrosse WI and Winona MN.

Random Chicago dude, calling across the from the opposite platform: "Love the beard, bro!" Me: "Thanks!" (noticing the other guy has a short but thick full beard.) "Yours too!" Him: "Thanks. I'll get there someday!" (Makes a gesture indicating future beard length.) Me: *feeling stoked*

After a full day of train-riding, have arrived in Chicago.

Hair and beard now in my "burgundy and brown" color phase for autumn. (I'm not nude in this photo, just shirtless, but I decided to label the photo for nudity anyway since I've seen my stuff get auto-labeled if any hint of nipple is showing.)

Sleepy creatures.

Level 54 for about three more weeks.

The beginning of The Iliad, except instead of Eris casting the golden apple into the midst of the Olympians, it's me distracting my cats from a scuffle by tossing them a catnip-scented kick toy shaped like a pickle embroidered with the words "I'm kind of a big dill."

Fine weather for some Saturday afternoon outdoor bouts! F1rst Wrestling at Black Hart of St. Paul. @brownbeargaymer.com

We may have to try over and over, but eventually...

Bear with two tats.

Just because.

Bears, Beards, and Mayhem at Saturday Night Nitro! F1rst Wrestling at Mall of America. With @brownbeargaymer.com

(listening to an ad before a podcast gets going) Ad: Are you making critical financial mistakes in your final years before retirement? Me: Maybe... Ad: If you have one million dollars or more in investments... Me: *laughs so hard I cannot hear the rest of the ad*

Rearranged, you say?

54-year-old bearded guy, chonky fireplug build, pleasure-oriented, looking to be bred by strong hairy beasts. Do your best to knock me up. Werebears, Sasquatches, Werewolves, various giant-kin or other fantasy humanoid types a plus. (Extra bonus points for soft doms and/or encouraging Dad types.)

August 2014, GenCon, Indianapolis. I went from my customary full beard to this "friendly muttonchops" style. It was an interesting change of pace, but I went back to the full beard soon afterward.

Freshly groomed. 2025-08-09.

If you loan your RPG dice to a friend, you're doing them a Platonic solid.

Purple passion.

Need a strong guy to wrestle me down and breed my tight hole.

For fun, what fictional character(s) would you ship me with?

My rubber duck identifies as they/them. I particularly enjoy their strong Drag King vibes.

I'm a Minnesotan now, but I grew up in south/central Indiana. I married a guy who lived all over, but mostly grew up in SoCal. More than once, I've had to provide Redneck-to-USA-Standard translations when accents were very strong or when idioms and word choices were hard to decipher.

Friday Night Fuzz.

Still hoping for a date with a werewolf. And by "date" I mean "getting bred by".

C'mon, throw your hands in the air. Feign indifference like you just don't care.

Aphternoon photo phun.

Tuck me in?

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender in one image.

It's been months since I was last bred by a werewolf. I must remedy this situation soon.

Simulated ferocity.

POV: you're on top of me...

How big are you? 5'9" 240#

When they finally reveal The Epstein Files but the only thing inside is this:

Me: Wow, people online sure seem to hate Caillou. Why? *watches three minutes of Caillou* Me: Okay, I get it now. Ugh.

The problem with selecting candidates that do well with focus groups is that we are not the United States of Focus Groups. I appreciate the urge to be objective and data-driven, but movements are won and lost on vibes. Assuming one *wants* a movement and not endless devotion to status quo.

My "summer body" is the same as my year-round body, but with more sweat.

So, this is my fantasy twist on the usual Happy Father's Day formula... Who would like *become* a father by impregnating me? And do you feel like telling me about how you think the encounter might go?

Twin Cities area friends, especially anyone in or near Brooklyn Park, please beware. There's a gunman who is alleged to have assassinated one DFL legislator and her husband. Another DFL leg. and his wife have been shot & injured. Suspect may be impersonating law enforcement. (source: CBS news)

The right to 🐻 arms.

May 31. Happy Pride Month Eve!

Hey there, Sky Pals.

Interesting.