It is fucking wild how much I've gotten addicted to golf. It's like I turned 41 and a dormant part of my brain got switched on, and now golf consumes me. (I'm still terrible at it though).

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Tough loss for the Celtics at the end there. Wasted the last possession.

Payne did appeal this suspension, but it was upheld. He'll miss the Madrid trip.

Parsing Dan Quinn's post-game comments, it would certainly appear that he doesn't plan on firing Joe Whitt Jr this week. That means the Madrid game becomes VERY interesting; Does the defense play extra hard, try to save their DC? OR has he lost the players? We will all see.

The "fuck your feelings" crowd sure does love to have a big sook anytime someone doesn't support their cult leader.

The #Commanders defense today. Yikes.

"I don't feel like we're close". - Mariota when asked if the @Commanders are close to being the team they want to be.

I blocked so many MAGA trolls on Twitter today. They're all up and about because Trump was at the #Commanders game. Hoo boy Twitter has gone to absolute shit.

TOUCHDOWN Ben Sinnott got a touchdown in garbage time and that's something, I guess? (Is anyone still watching? Does anyone care?) #RaiseHail

It's reached the point where Dan Quinn failing to act on these awful defensive performances reflects more poorly on the Head Coach than the Defensive Coordinator. If you're not going to fire Whitt Jr, then the spotlight swings to you. Four weeks in a row of 400 yards conceded.

It's raining. You're down by 5 scores in the 4th quarter (again). Your QB1 is injured for the next 3-6 weeks. Quinn should sit Mariota.

Now even the broadcast is talking about how the #Commanders zone defense can't stop basic crossing routes.

In case you missed it because the broadcast just basically ignored football for a 10 minute period... #Commanders CB Jonathan Jones is questionable to return with a groin injury. Amos is already OUT so the Commanders are THIN at DB now. #RaiseHail

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Jameson Williams scored a touchdown untouched on this play.

LB Kaho just concussed himself in an unfortunate tackle attempt on the kickoff. Led with his helmet.

The key difference between Del Rio and Whitt; - Del Rio has genuinely talented players on his defense and still struggled to get results - Whitt Jr has really poor personnel available, and schemes his defense as if he's coaching the '85 Bears Both are bad.

Now might be a good time to share that I won't be covering the Madrid game next week; kickoff is at 1:30am Monday for me. Would you get up at 1:30am for this team?

It was 4th and 1 and for some reason the #Commanders defense were playing deep prevent as if it was a hail mary situation.

"Are they booing the President, or me?"

The incidentals are bad, and the play on the field is bad, but at least the vibe today are ALSO EXTREMELY BAD.

After the Trump celebration he did, I would also like to punch him in the face, but you gotta pick your moments

Touchdown Commanders Chris Rodriguez runs the ball into the endzone and then decides to attempt to murder a #Commanders team photographer with a football. #RaiseHail

Footage of the Daron Payne incident. Yeahhhh you can't do that. That was stupid, especially from a veteran. The frustration of these players is boiling over. #RaiseHail

On one single play, it sure looks like the #Commanders lost three defensive starters; CB Amos - injury LB Luvu - injury DT Payne - ejection #RaiseHail

Gibbs scored a TD on this play.

In professional football, have you ever seen a more wide open receiver who is still within 5 yards of the LOS? Do you understand how difficult it is to NOT have a defender within 20 yards of you when you're this close to the LOS? #RaiseHail

I can't believe Gibbs broke this big run. Does he not know that Joe Whitt Jr is on the sideline?!?!

On 3rd down at midfield, Mariota dances around in the pocket waiting for any receiver to get some separation. Spoiler alert... #RaiseHail

🚨🚨A COMMANDERS RECEIVER WAS OPEN🚨🚨

Between a depleted team, a mild cold and a facist visitor, I let someone else take my ticket.

the trump effect

Really poor tackling here from Sainristil and Wagner allows St-Brown to get the couple of extra yards necessary to cross the plane for the Touchdown. #RaiseHail

It feels weird to say this because of how much investment has been spent there over the last decade, but the Washington #Commanders front-seven is just plain bad. They can't get any penetration.

Every chance I'm wrong, but from the broadcast it sure does look like Northwest Stadium has quite a few empty seats today. #RaiseHail

No DPI.

Mariota's little TE checkdown almost picked off by Aidan Hutchison. #RaiseHail

Tough contested catch here from Treylon Burks for the #Commanders 1st down. Burks has a real opportunity to cement himself here in Washington. #RaiseHail

Igbinoghene! Good kickoff return. Who knew?! #RaiseHail

Touchdown Detroit. Pre-snap, Jordan Magee didn't like the assignments and initiated a swap with Bobby Wagner. Magee then had the assignment on Gibbs and watched him stream right past him for the relatively easy touchdown. #RaiseHail

Good coverage and good PBU by Jones here on the deep shot to St-Brown. #RaiseHail

Familiar problem; Mariota can't find any open receivers on 3rd down so scrambles a bit. Ertz changes his route and just runs deep on the scramble drill, but the pass is overthrown. #RaiseHail

Noah Igbinoghene fields the kickoff, which is... new. McCaffrey is missed. #RaiseHail

Sam Darnold sat before Jayden Daniels. Think about that.

Shout-out to the #Commanders fans who spent big money on international flights to Madrid. Here's hoping you enjoy the Mariota show. Sigh.

"Sorry about your man" Seahawks Coach Mike McDonald to Dan Quinn in the post-game handshake.

Someone needs to go. I like Quinn. I believe the players like him. But I cannot understand for the life of me why Jayden was still on the field. Cool to give off the visual that you still believe you have a chance but a motherfucker KNOWS at this point.

such a despondent feeling right now