What is the population of Hell even thinking about Vox after the finale? He nearly killed everyone, did kill a lot of people, then was publicly decapitated but then just carried home by his friends. I'd be out for blood, sorry, did we just let him go home??? Where's the mob justice??? BRING HIM OUT!

The fact that a core plot detail to Hazbin is an evil all-powerful demon being forced to work customer service and WE BARELY GET TO SEE IT is criminal. I hope every streaming exec who enabled a medium-wide pivot to 8-10 episode seasons dies actually

All those people that showed up to hear him yap in an abandoned aquarium? He was fucking at least half of them

If I asked to be the most powerful demon in hell and then I died and woke up with straight hair and lighter skin, I'd be a bitch to everyone forever too. Like oh okay. okay. haha okay. Hell's got jokes I guess. Well I'm about to be fucking hilarious🖕🖕

flip phone selfie

VoxTek founded its own payment processor so Val can work in PEACE

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvalentino #valentino

#choxweek2026 Day 1: VoxTek Employee Chaz Listen Vox, you’re gonna need a guy to run the numbers…and sit in your lap<3 And honestly he’s working those pantyhose, let him cook #vox #chaz

smth smth detachable appendages left unattended? (1-2/2) #vox #velvette #hazbinhotel

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I really wanna start being more chronically online because I feel like I never just scroll through my dash and look at all your (plural) beautiful art but I get anxious if I'm not actively doing something and I never know how to interact normally...

If they had just mercilessly topped Vox right before the finale, that would have grounded him enough to not wanna blow everything up. Vox needs to be topped regularly or he goes insane. Val, Vel, Al, Ethan, like SOMEBODY pull him backstage NOW. Keep your man in check jfc

Old man hits a blunt and says the most fucked up shit imaginable #staticmoth #polyvees

So does Hell only have one radio station? What if I wanna hear the weather or something? Not possible? Screams of the damned or ella fitzgerald are the only options on my 7am drive to work?

The day VoxTek started pirating earth media must have been like a new renaissance. The amount of shit everyone had to catch up on, oh my godddd

My dilemma with the Vees is, I know they won't win. BUT I DON'T WANT THEM TO DIE. BUT I don't want them to be redeemed. I like them evil. So they need to end the series serving out some wacky karmic schitt's creek fate. The building can be destroyed, but Shok.wav also needs to live

Aquarium near me advertises that you can rent out the shark exhibit to host corporate events and they give your guests VIP guided tours. I'm imagining VoxTek investor meetings where Vox gets to yap about his exotic pets and custom aquariums like a billionaire showing off their cars or art collection

I still think the funniest thing they could do is give Val a completely mundane, if not straight up boring, human life. That won't be the case, but I think it's funny if he's among serial killers and mobsters, meanwhile he was like... really mean to customer service workers

Vel's mystery gf got me thinking, it's super interesting how Vox and Al have a long storied history, I'm assuming Val and Angel do too. But Velv's so new she hasn't had the chance to form a toxic complicated obsessive relationship outside of the Vees yet :( Girl, get ON THAT. It's a rite of passage

I HAD to make an egg post before egg month is over! (2/3) #Staticdoll #VoxVel #Mothdoll #ValVel #Polyvees

This is my vision. And I do think the in-laws should have something weird going on with each other too. Thanks

Genuinely do not care who Velvette's gf ends up being. As long as it's disgustingly abusive, I'll ship it to the end of days. Then everything will be balanced: Val has Angel, Vox has Alastor, Velvette NEEDS her horrible weird "outsider" partner that's being dragged into this polycule by association

Miiight have given into the spirit of the season and started working on a egg laying drawing......

Do you guys think we'll ever get an in-universe reason for why Alastor's hair looks like someone took a flat iron to ramona flowers...

I CANNOT start another wip, but I had this thought and need to share: So what if Val fucks Vox in front of an audience that Vox is hypnotizing to not be aware of what they're seeing. So Vox is desperately trying to keep them under hypnosis while getting fucked out of his mind? Is that anything?

Vox circa 1980 taking a sudden interest in moth reproductive anatomy...

I'll always be a draft dodger Vincent truther 🇺🇸 god bless 🦅

I like to imagine there's a Vincent Whittman biopic from the '90s that is sooooo homophobic. One that's got people nowadays being like "obv I'm not defending a serial killer, but that was basically a postmortem hate crime"

I know Val and Vel let Vox say the most out of pocket shit that would get his ass thrown OUT anywhere else. "You can't say that, white baby" type shit and they encourage him by laughing every time. Like uh oh, everyone at this Overlord meeting, strap in. Vox is doing accents again...

valangel, roles interchangeable

Tonic immobility is not confirmed to be a mating thing and probably isn't, but consider this: it's hot

If Vox has ever fucked a Greed shark demon, he was probably super weird about it

Ya'll think Vox ever fucked any Greed shark demons?

Do you think Vox has clapped the clap board

How does anyone write Vox fanfic? I got ten tabs open trying to understand how TV rating stats work and random shark wikipedias open. I have a 2013 LG TV service manual open on internet archive. It's so over for me

Reposting this twitter-era hypno #VoxVal as its own post because it's mayyyyybe one of my favorites I made and I haven't had the time to make anything new for a while... #Staticmoth

The idea of the police/whoever going into an abandoned aquarium & finding tvs precariously hung from the ceiling above ~100 bodies + the body of a beloved celebrity with a tv on his head is so fuckin wild. Theres custom neon signs too? The investigation would make international news cuz wtf is this

Oh everyone at this studio is dying in crazy freak accidents and this one guy gets promoted each time. I wonder what could be happening here hmmmm

“how was vincent whittman doing all that” cocaine “why does he look like he hasn’t slept in weeks” he probably hasn’t. bc of the cocaine “why is he acting like that” cocaine

Always see people sexualizing the Vox/Val age gap or even Vox/Alastor. WHAT ABOUT THE VAL/ANGEL AGE GAP??? That spider is old enough to be his dad and we GOTTA talk about that more. In a sexy way.

This diva

This is Vincent to me. Also, this is camp to me

When I picture Val venting to Angel about Vox, I imagine season 2 of the white lotus where tanya sobs to her miserable, mistreated assistant about her scammer husband ignoring her

It's so hot that Val is a giant bug. And drools pink slime? He's xenomorph adjacent to me and he's sooooo beautiful for that. Also Vox is a freak like no other, crazy respect

Vincent ran through the Channel 6 secretaries like Don Draper, I knowwww. He collected abortion bills like war bonds

When do we think Velvette started associating with Vox and Val? 2000s or 2010s? I'm writing a fic and need to know if Vel should be in fuckass y2k clothes or that Hipster era clothes or kardashian athleisure fits...

Vox wearing mostly dark colors while having a wife with a huge fluffy white mane is so brave actually. I know he's covered in that shit 24/7

Reading American Psycho got me writing Vox fic. Watch out

If they show Val's damaged wing in season 3, I'm gonna cry. I talk big shit on how I love to torture my favorite characters, but I'm such a faker. PLease his winggggg nooooo 😭