I’d say this makes the noble peace prize a joke but that happened when they gave Kissinger one

Fuck eBay Just charged me randomly out of the blue and don’t let you contact any sort of human support to explain why Literally theft

Michelle POV Ever wondered what Jennifer and Michelle's first time being intimate with one another looked like? Wonder no more!

I really need to stay under budget this month... And the next And all of them ongoing

Amelia! When presenting her work at an art gallery, she often wonders about what the actual reason is that eyes fall upon her. Amelia is a character of @bigcowboyrabbit.bsky.social!

Fuck me I’m surrounded by people who sap the joy out of life with tactlessness

It’s funny to me that across all white collar work the sentiment towards annual performance reviews is that they are meaningless box ticking that result in nothing… and yet orgs still insist upon them

We all must suffer so a small few can have excess

2026 ✨

Something I’ve noticed consistently with conservatives is they love to state a fact and they just explain it with a completely baseless conclusion Speaking to someone about the California exodus and it’s just “it’s the democrats” I try to argue it’s a myriad of reasons “No, it’s the democrats”

These ever escalating natural disasters aren’t just a climate change issues they are a class issue now too

So like is drawings of women holding ridiculously gigantic hamburgers a kink within itself now?

Faken hot ey?

🎶 Give me a home among the gumtrees, which are on fiii-reee. A sheep or two, which are also on fire 🎶

> Something moderately good happens for once That one doomer always in the comments: Don’t be fooled this is still actually bad, everything is always bad, here are my unsubstantiated claims without evidence on why this is still bad. Must be hell living in that person’s brain.

Lady Penelope A ball-jointed doll knight, with astral assets that only appear in moonlight... Her astral parts are still physically THERE, just invisible without said moonlight. You can imagine how big her armor is... oh, and sometimes she wears lipstick. Drawn for @bigcowboyrabbit.bsky.social

I wonder how people would feel if I shifted B.C. away from his hourglassy himbo look to just a general purpose brick wall

Buny

I think pinning your hopes on future gains or incoming changes is a quick way to drive yourself insane through disappointment Only things in the very moment are tangible and can be relied on

And an alt of the same piece with Jamie wearing some bust forms to compliment the outfit! Thanks again @sugarbugtrash.bsky.social for such an excellent festive scene.

Year of the horse? I guess I won’t switch off using Jamie just yet then!

Something something a visual gag where a successful woman says she married a gold digger and the camera pans to reveal an old timey prospector

I feel like one of the biggest effects of doom and gloom media and the isolation it encourages is to coach people out of empathy

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t into the hyper sizes I am

Dessert and fortified wines need a comeback

Merry Christmas!

My boss is literally incapable of doing anything without me hovering over his shoulder telling him where to click the mouse I need to start recording this incompetence so I can push it up the chain

Lately it feels like being a human being you are simply treated as an inconvenience in the way of share price gains

Hard to process thoughts tonight I’m tired

Conservatives: We believe in privacy Tech companies: Actually all this privacy stuff is making it hard for us to burn money in the giant money burning pit Conservatives: We will send agents to assassinate you if you don't carbon copy the NSA in every email

This year cured me of my imposter syndrome

We hired some new starters without giving them a technical proficiency test and it's very obvious now that they have no experience in any of the platforms they claimed to be experts in

Reckon tech CEOs cry out “AI!” when they cum now?

Why the hell do you enable best offer by default in auction format eBay??

I reckon the best example of corporate gaslighting is Rolls Royce managing to convince us all their cars look good

I'm not coping today Feel like that picture where the one worker is digging a hole and there are five other guys watching him

Lately at work I get aggravated too quickly and too easily

Going to bed on time was a ploy invented by big sleep to support the feeling good and not tired tomorrow industrial complex

Off to the gym

Non-toxic masculinity is that soft spoken guy at the farmers market who looks like Santa Claus and sells handmade leather belts and will talk to you for hours about the right techniques to weave a bullwhip handle

So looks like they are finally getting the student debt relief legislation across the line soon As someone who managed to pay off their student debt two years ago, I am entitled to nothing under the scheme Am I angry that I “did it the hard way” and don’t get any of the benefits? No, I’m not

When are we going to admit that the free market actually just increases costs and inefficiencies as more and more layers of rent seekers get added into every pipeline so the rich can get more windfalls at the cost of everyone else

It's time to lose your mind 🖤~ for @unnamedart.bsky.social !

It makes me sad just how fucking pathetic men are enabled to be by society The bar is so god damn low

Breaking news: Numbers biggerer at end of quarter, economy fine. Next up, is sending your kids to school hungry the next big thing to save on those pesky grocery bills? Experts weigh in.

That meme thats like "We want but have at home" except it's like "We want wacky Hideo Kojima bullshit" "We have wacky Hideo Kojima bullshit at home" then it shows Back Ops 7 Is this funny?

Who else remembers when Nolan made a movie where occupy Wall Street were the bad guys

Seeing someone who had made their living exist as a little talking head reacting to other people's videos say that university degrees are worthless is peak comedy We live in the era of despots and jesters

I think, as a society, it's time we finally admitted it. Something that for years was buried under propaganda and misinformation. Buried by biases. Buried by corporations in the name of profitability and deflecting perceived embarrassment. It's time, time to say it... Dark Souls 2 is the best one

I'm giving the internet another about 3-4 years before it's entirely unusable