This aged well.

I found this really old Annoying Orange toy in my closet. I have no idea how I didn’t find this thing terrifying back when I was 10.

Lucky number seven.

Me at 11 in 2012 at some kid-friendly function at my uncle’s job. As you could probably tell, I hated being in large crowds of people even back then. “Hi…”

I hate living through history.

Major throwback to when the music app on iOS was called “iPod.”

Genuinely.

2016 is now ten years ago and a disturbing amount of people online still have their personality and behavior be akin to a dipshit edgelord teenager who peaked in high school in that year.

Woah.

A Doug fucking Walker meme in Trump administration propaganda. Now I’ve seen everything.

I got the new Steam Machine early.

Me and Pink.

A decade of Ls.

I bumped into these on Google Photos. Me on my 12th birthday back in March of 2013. Throwback to when I actually looked like my Mii.

ZOHRAN WON!!!!

Even when trying to make him look wholesome, Cuomo looks demonic.

Zohran Mamdani’s campaign has been the one beacon of light for me in this fucked up political climate.

Every time I hear about a new Taylor Swift release, it’s against my will.

How embarrassing.

Billie Joe Armstrong wakes up from his hibernation today.

We are now in the “-ber” months. Again. Already…

The bar is depressingly low for Democrats when Gavin Newsom is being heralded as the "resistance leader" for some lame Trump parody tweets and AI slop.

I'm finally doing what I should have done years ago: sort all of my videos in year-by-year playlists. This should (hopefully) be done within the coming days but for the time being, why not binge my very high quality 2014 Miiverse rants?

I didn’t realize I was using YouTube Kids.

Call me crazy but I can't care less what Sydney Sweeney's political affiliation is. If she wants to be the right's aryan princess, she's a piece of shit that I'll continue to not pay any mind to like what I've already been doing with her.

For the first time in over a month, the windows are open, the temperature is in the low 70s and there’s a breeze. I’ve missed this weather so much.

I’m convinced at this point that a video of Trump diddling a minor in 4K could emerge and he wouldn’t lose any support.

Rest easy, prince (of darkness).

“I’m politically homeless.” *Proceeds to always agree with Republicans*

Using Grok as a source… *Groan*

I can’t remember the last time I was as happy as I am today. Good things can happen sometimes. I’ve never been more happy to live in this city than now.

My condolences to anyone in this East Coast heatwave without A/C.

These next few days will mooooore than make up for lack of summer weather.

YouTube put this really old response video I made in my feed. What a perfect number of views.

This has been a weirdly cool June. I’m used to summer weather being in full-swing by this point. I’m not complaining; fuck the heat.

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

Coward.

If I drop my phone and the screen shatters, do my app icons shatter too?

You’re going to see a lot of Trumpers pretend they never liked Elon.

Kinda nice of YouTube to acknowledge I uploaded my first video on my channel 11 years ago, though I don't think they sent anything for the tenth anniversary. A decade and one year. Yeesh. Thank you for watching for however long you have and still making creating videos worthwhile and fun.

I got a Virtual Boy.

Womp womp.

Additionally, can we stop saying “having sex with” when referring to women molesting minors?

Someone made a Bluesky client based on Miiverse. I love it, but now I have the sudden urge to make 20 posts a day about trivial things I hate for some reason.

It’s hilarious how this election was initially a near-guaranteed victory for the Conservative Party. Thank Trump for his inability to keep his mouth shut.

Hello there.

The first video ever uploaded to YouTube turned 20 yesterday. It feels so bizarre to now see “20 years ago” under a YouTube video.

Fucking finally.