(proudly) i did pretty damn good today!!!

hbo max official account making an ao3 joke on tiktok…. get out of my fucking house

(boldly) i’m gonna write so much today

berelyse chapter 4 is finally written and it only took me 18 months (it is 50k long)

gonna beg and plead my artist gf to draw me some sandbina fanart (this will not be a hard ask)

once again i am so so so proud of berelyse…. im deep in edits for the chapter/section/portion/whatever that’s given me trouble for over a year…. and last night i finally unlocked that sections climax :) its come so far and ive poured so much of my heart into it

me and @ellsyx.com discussing the themes and motifs of e33

when i tell personal anecdotes i cycle between referring to myself by my nickname or by my full name depending solely on what the other people in the anecdote would call me by

this is what’s up

i subscribe to this newsletter for a Mega Poster Guy on linkedin who is in my industry (I LOVE NEWSLETTERS) and he just sent me a connection request on linkedin…. i feel like i just got noticed by a celebrity

we got a whiteboard at work i write icebreaker questions on every day. i told people to write a sports fact on the board but everyone just wrote down sports OPINIONS or outright SPORTS LIES

Expedition 33 completely snubbed at the Oscar’s……

still one of my favorite tweets

“I don’t like this ship you drew” my bad bro I’ll draw it even sexier next time to change your mind I guess bc I don’t understand why else this comment is relevant to me

LA when we might go to the World Series: Fireworks every night, Dodgers hats everywhere, Dodgers talk on every radio station and local news show, blue doughnuts in the doughnut shops LA when our football team might go to the Super Bowl: “Who’s going to the what now”

nod-krai gave me illugaflins AND sandbina….. thanks genshin. sometimes you don’t let me down

very funny how i got a girlfriend and stopped writing romance fic, my favorite thing to write, for like three years

"You're in a subway car, and at the end of the car there is a door, and beyond that door there is a Demon King. You must slay the Demon King. If you don't, it will be the end of the world." Slay the Demon King is a free Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint #joongdok fangame currently in development. #ORV

check out this cool project i’m editing :3c

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

HAPPY NEW YEARRR 🥳🥳🥳💤 I hope y'all had a great first sleep of the year!! May your sleep paralysis demons ever help you count sheep instead of disturbing sleep 😴

ever since i made it up berelyse has been the official name of the overall project, but the broader story is split into three distinct parts that i’ve always struggled to name…. until NOW baybee

In the wake of Renée Nicole Good's murder, can we finally talk about why Hollywood, the Democratic Party, and other so-called liberal institutions refuse to take on fascism?

fuck. accidentally taught my fucking coworkers what bl means today

www.twitch.tv/starsowing live! 🌟

shout out to the person who bookmarked one of my fics but tagged it as "meh". youre a stronger soul than me

Chain of Memories #kingdomhearts

writing is pretty cool. i want to see something happen? i can make it happen. i want a little story? great. i can create it

i have this one cat. and he is so sweet. wants nothing more than to be on my lap the moment i sit down. so then why when i pet him does he squirm away from my touch as if he’s made of liquid

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

it is so funny how often this happens. welcome back johnlock

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

i have spent literally months pussyfooting around making my berelyse otp canon and yet it’s like. why am i so nervy. this is my story. my characters. also it makes more sense for Their Deal later on if i get my kissy bit NOW

came back from break and i made one joke about watching hockey at a sports bar and all my coworkers were like OF COURSE YOU DID YOU HEATED RIVALRY STAN bruh i spared all of you my screaming about the show 😭 why did i get pegged so fast

feeling loved very often because my little kitties love to follow me around

i posted a mirror of the prologue of berelyse to ao3! the website is still the best place to read it so this is more of a psa that it...exists... ill post chapters 1 and 2 sometime... later... lol link: archiveofourown.org/works/76955131

ahaha.... part 2 (of six) is fully updated. and now i rest. fyi ill upload a mirror of the text to ao3 under the original work category sometime soon! now? rn? with a third of the story (dont look at the wordcount do NOT look at the wordcount) live? EXCELLENT time to start reading berelyse.

ahaha.... part 2 (of six) is fully updated. and now i rest. fyi ill upload a mirror of the text to ao3 under the original work category sometime soon! now? rn? with a third of the story (dont look at the wordcount do NOT look at the wordcount) live? EXCELLENT time to start reading berelyse.

catching up w perpetua #friendsatthetable

i don’t care about sports except when ems and i go out to a bar for drinks. once i got my beer and my fries im hooting and hollering at whatever sportsball game is on the tv

let's draw together tomorrow!! ✏️💫

merry chrysler everyone ive spent all fucking day writing a load bearing (HAH) sex scene in my stupid book. its just me, pondering dirty sentences like im buddha seeking enlightenment, and my gf repeating a piano cover of all i want for christmas is you on the tv

merry crisis to myself #kh #vanitas

⚔️ ten of swords ⚔️ was thinking about this actual thing that happened to Aisling in our campaign a while back ☠️ those attacks of opportunity are a MENACE #oc #dndoc

ahaha finally... an update. whoops! sorry. i was getting literal surgery

i'm sure everything is fine tho #orv

ahaha finally... an update. whoops! sorry. i was getting literal surgery

namikai

big bri news recently. realized im not actually a lesbian but bisexual with a strong preference for women. big changes around here. my girlfriend says i finally make perfect sense

frogjoshi: the story of a humble frog who dreamed of yaoi (part 2/2)