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John Williams is getting old enough he needs a wheelchair, and sometimes he even uses a JoAnn cane.

For the price of a cup of coffee, you can now get… just half a cup of coffee.

If Amazon built an operating system, would they call it BezOS?

It is saddening that butter makes everything better except your health.

“Politics make me sick.” “Not me; I’ve developed diplomatic immunity.”

The Beatles waiting for their lawyers: “Ah, here comes the Sun, Doot & Doodoo Attorneys at Law It feels like years since you’ve been here!”

Tired: Where there’s smoke there’s fire. Wired: Behind every nothing burger is an everything bagel.

When you’re auditioning different AI models to produce lazy content: Oh I’m just window slopping.

I get the feeling as soon as travel to North Sentinel Island becomes legal there is going to be a Starbucks and a McDonald’s open the very next day.

Waiter asked how my Mushrooms Neptune was tasting. I said it was great — you could really taste the Neptune, but I was also getting hints of Jupiter. Was not amused.

Always follow a hunch, except when it leads to scoliosis.

Pith Lord: Emperor Pulp-atine

Marker Data 1.1.2 has been released! It might look like a small dot release, but under the hood, we have packed in major codebase updates! Thank you @orchetect.com & Milán!! #fcpx #fcp11 #FinalCutPro #postchat #Notion #Airtable #VFX #opensource #macos #buildinpublic markerdata.theacharya.co

I’m going to have to change my system to use serif fonts everywhere so I can tell the difference between Al and AI. Because context doesn’t usually help these days.

MarkersExtractor 0.3.13 has been released! It now has improved YouTube Chapter extraction functionality! Thank you @orchetect.com!! #fcpx #FinalCutPro #Notion #Airtable #VFX #excel #postchat #Swift #macos #buildinpublic #YouTube #opensource github.com/TheAcharya/M...

There needs to be a British EDM event called Bangers & Mosh

Really enjoying the score to Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl. A great listen.

Nearby coffee shops in Roswell: Close Places of the Third Kind

I see a lot of cats in my feed and that makes me very happy.

Just released my newest #opensource library: PrefsKit 1.0.0! Flexible, observable, declarative app prefs with swappable storage backend and mockable for automated testing. Written from the ground up for #Swift 6. Built for modern #SwiftUI apps on all Apple platforms.

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“I wonder why fiber Internet is seen as better than cable.” “Must be the optics.”

Do - a deer, a female deer Re - a drop of golden sun Mi - a name, I call myself Phở - a soup from Vietnam

Dusted off an old meme template that felt right #Jaguar