Introducing Rescue Middle East rescueme.ae Please take a minute to peruse the boys and girls looking. There's more but I'm trying to keep it curated at this early stage. I haven't added a foster section yet but that's coming.

I've made a thing. Or rather got someone else to. Still a wip but it's live. Welcome to Rescue Middle East aka Rescue ME rescueme.ae

@tommclaughlin.bsky.social This little girl has been rescued and re-homed in Dubai. She moved in yesterday. From a life in a cage to being read a book of yours. Meet Molly. I just wanted to show you when I saw the book.

Whooooo hooo Finally!!! The trash is being taken out.

I remember when it was on fire. I remember who caused it too (accidentally). If you're from Newport or environs , you'll have no doubt seen his murals.

The world has gone full circle or upside down when your son is grassing up his nan (my mother) to you. Shouldn't it be the other way around? 🤣🤣💀

Can I ask all our Amber army to get voting for our very own Harrison Halpin from the County academy for LFE Goal of the Month please for an absolute 🚀 against our neighbours Bristol Rovers #UTC www.lfe.org.uk/goal-of-the-... Please vote and share 🙏

To every cunt that slags me off for living in Dubai, I highly suspect not one of you would do this, day and and day out in your free time. We get zero financial support and we're all fucking skint. She's safe. Will cost me a fortune, like all the rest I've saved this week Fuck off

Yesterday's rescue No more cage for this young man. He was stained yellow. It took two baths to get him clean. He loves his harness. Doesn't want it off. First one he's had. Ever. No lead, no walks. Fed scraps. Mailo is safe now. Currently in foster 11 months old #dubai #dogrescue

My friend was browsing real estate in Tunisia and well.... Well-being???? I'm not sure about that. Unless you're Jeffrey Dahmer..

Who should Vance visit next?

If you want to completely kill your social and dating life. Rescue dogs. www.instagram.com/reel/DW_z2cw...

Excuse me! Did someone not get the memo? You can stop chucking things at us now, thank you please.

Hey Iran. Can you please now release the Epstein Files but in LEGO?

This is the first time in the last 5 weeks of this fucking shit-show, I can't sleep. The News is still off though. I've slept through ballistic and cruise missiles and a biblical storm but it seems the threat of Nuclear, just over the gulf has piqued me. Whiskey is it?

Normal everyday conversation with my Mam

Popping to the shops. Anyone want anything?

Might watch Threads and When The Wind Blows to prep myself...

I'm in a country full of rich people, yet I'm going around with a begging bowl to save this dog. One post could pay her bills. The influencers and influx of rich folk couldn't give a shit. They're the tightest and most selfish people on this planet.

Absolute carnage earlier in one of my chat groups. One of the Brits made a joke and a German piped up not getting it and berating the poster and it was like 1942 and WW2 all over again with the Brits and Germans fighting. Can't make a joke about the situation. No. No. No. Was hilarious

Every time that deranged lunatic Trump posts, we're likely to get a raft of booms and these. The missiles increase a matter of hours later. Can someone put the cont in a straight jacket already? Thank God we have a practical iron dome. (Or whoever is managing his socials)

I'm not one for internet speculation as a rule. Especially here where we're conditioned now to fact check EVERYTHING, especially with the current circumstances but PLEASE BE TRUE and not just for a minor sniffle. Incapacitated is enough.

This conflict is like watching two football teams you can't stand playing each other and you want neither to win. (Except with added munitions being lobbed at us and the opposing side fucking up majorly) Even 0-0 is too good.

The strange thing about this conflict & it's been quite lively again today is that many of us sat here have no side. We hate Trump & Israel but also cannot stand the regime who are lobbing the most munitions at us than anyone else. Impossible to have a side, so we're just stuck in the middle of it

Is Cwmbran ok, or what? Even Jesus can't resist their free parking...

Who can I complain to about these demanding conditions... A two partner. Next video to follow underneath..

Whoever is prank calling Trump, please cut it out.

Just realised it's April Fools day tomorrow, which I, and I'm sure many others in Dubai and the UAE will be ignoring as the whole of March has been a fkn joke thanks to those two clowns ...🤡🤡 🇺🇸🇮🇱

It's those low flying cruise missiles that burst your ear-drums, when intercepted. Noisy bastards.

Bahahahahahahahaha 🤣💀 www.instagram.com/reel/DWgabJL...

Innocent people are dying to in order to make the rich, richer ..

Who ordered the full combo today? Alerts, interceptions and Rain? Is this like Taco Tuesday or something? #uae #dubai

Lil' me update. I'm about 3 months old. I've been vaxxed and chipped and I'm now fostered by Kevin & his wife. 🍀 I didn't name her Claire. I'm not that vain. I was part of the rescue team. As if I'd got to church!

Ah here it is. The OG post.

You know that thing I've been on about for weeks now.... Well. Here you go. podcasts.apple.com/ae/podcast/f...

A three part story... Dealing with the constant bullshit is more exhausting than anything else.

Meet ummm CLAIRE. I was found at Jebel Ali Church earlier. Not my usual hang out. I need a foster. The puppy, not me! She's super sweet, unlike her namesake. Sound up. 🤣

They're MAD. 16 missiles already... We had a few days off. Still they're being intercepted. The forces guys and contractor were in Bahrain. The 8 fatalities here. sadly killed by falling debris. Apart from the alerts, most are going about our day to day lives. Otherwise you'd just go mad.

Back to "normality" - after the weather

www.theguardian.com/business/202... You can thank Israel for this. Getting tired of trying to explain to the righteous left (I'm on the left) how it'll affect you. So here it is.

Steve Witcoff and Jared Kushner have more businesses negotiating the sale of a villa on the Palm than trying to broker peace. At this stage I'd have more faith in two agents plucked from Dubai Palm's Five pool than these clowns.

I genuinely couldn't give a fuck what people's Dad's were like in the 90s. Thanks all the same Facebook. I'm only there for the dogs.

Not like I haven't been telling you this for WEEKS. As I said a week or so ago, you'll be more affected than we will. We get the supplies first, we're sat on them. All that cheering our demise isn't looking quite as fun now. Eh?

My quest to find Marmite Crisps in Dubai seems to have hit a dead end. I'm more traumatised about that than anything else... Are there any in Abu Dhabi? 😭

2024 - more rain than I have ever seen 2026 - more lightning than I even thought possible. The deluge was intense but thankfully not 2024 levels. Bad but not THAT bad.

Don't think I've ever seen so much lightning. Don't mind that, it's the absolutely insanely torrential downpours that are accompanying it, I could do without...

If weather isn't your thing then you probably need to stay away from UAE socials for the next 12 hours or so as that's all Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Sharjah, Umm Al Quwain, Ajman, Ras Al Khaimah and Fujeirah will be talking about. Drones, what drones. Ooof that was LOUD

Here comes the weather.... And oof. It's loud.

What a good boi. On his Dad's birthday too. He's such a gentle smoosh. They're perfect for each other.

Needed this. 🤣💀