When irl...her tissue needs to be Charmin soft not one ply. As a girl dad i couldn't bring myself to cut a corner or take the cheapest way out on that one thing for sure. 🤔

Olive Garden used to have 1 ply in the bathroom. No kid of mine is gonna be wiping their anything with anything like that. Then you have to wonder why shes walking weird. Then you're gonna get furious and start looking around at the guys and then wondering like wtf is..😡 Imma bout to Kill..

Once you turned like 17 or 18 you'd be on your own. 🤔

If i was your daddy I'd make sure to buy you that Charmin super soft tissue so you can feel that deluxe feeling on your little booty and fanootie ootie 😄 That fkng tissue is so soft that its insane kid.

Can i touch your stomach after you fill up on CiCis pizza but before you give birth to it? 😄

Sometimes they even wear a pad bc they have a bunch of juice coming out which is impressive but idk why that even happens..🤔

And then all that toxic masculinity made the scrote of my people shrink but..irl if you just do what women do..its not toxic. Its just human. Theyre always either crying or leaking milk or blood or...some other kinda stuff Its like some stuff you wanna drink if you like girls or whatever 🤔

I learned how to be comfortable being what i am from women bc they're cool. Idk how it got like this but they dont give af.

Thats why sometimes i look at a boy dog and think...'Wow you're so dog' Meaning hes so The Animal that he is that its amazing.

Even girl dogs are cool in their own way..they go out and pee and then do whatever. Can any of you little girls tell me what a boy dog does when he goes outside?

But if shes definitely a woman its way different.

If shes 18 its different. I'd have to i.d. her bc i dont have a solid gauge on age these days.

Yall are so cute and all of yalls legs are so small that it really accentuates the cuteness. I couldn't imagine doing or feeling The real word is feeling bc thats how the doing gets started.. I could never feel like that.

Am i a funny daddy? 😄

Have you girls ever heard this song? youtu.be/seP1w3XPBfo?...

Man thats is literally Me. Weed Him vs No Weed Him. Thats my real life and its crazy but its cool.

You have eggs in your stomach and its cool asf. 😎

Those eggs...🤔...eggs...😧...eggs...🤤 My God. 😭😭😭😭😭

What if i had a bunch of eggs and was hairy i bet everybody would want to see me 🤔...i bet they'd want these eggs huh

You have two stomachs and like a million eggs and you're all hairy and cute.. you girls are number one. You're the best. 🤗🤗🤗

Its when i dont smoke that i cant stop thinking about those doggone 🥚🥚s Hmmmmm....🤔

Idk why i get like that when I'm smoking that weed but i do every single time.

Have you girls ever heard this song? youtu.be/seP1w3XPBfo?...

I wanna touch it after you eat a big fat burrito or plate of lasagna or spaghetti lol 🤭

Sha didnt want me touching her there when we worked together but i cant blame her bc she was still in highschool.

I'd touch a little girl in my favorite place to touch any girl..can you all guess where that is?

You dont want them to see the devils face now do you..😊 thats for adult women only. Bc adult women and girls 18 yrs old and up may not be 'Bad' but they probably need to be punished or terrorized in a way that leaves them organically exasperated. Ya feel Me children? 🤔

Plus you dont feel that feeling that you feel with women. Plus..even if a woman is around and you're feeling that feeling...if they come around Then it instantly feels like that bald kid in X-Men 3 is around.

A little girl is way cuter than a Bunny or a Pony. They're Super cute.

The difference is a mode changes with the wind and you might never know that i or he was ever in one or the other..i mean you might know but.. Its not psychotic or satanic we're men not bleeding heart women.

Shes always looking at me when she sees me in the store. Or she was but i wasnt in the mood i mean im a irl gamer for sure and she has the goods but..idk sometimes i be in my mode. Like how women be in their moods or whatever.

I wonder if that light skinned lady with the limerita wants me to babysit and maybe baptize her 5 girls 🤔

O'Fortuna indeed. 😄

Dua i could descend onto your crown like a monolith and act like a moth but i wont.

Troll A troll study. A pink one that my kids keep moving around the house like elf on the shelf. 👻 #oilpainting #makeart2026 #art

Pulp Fiction (1994) 🎬🖤 Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Released #OTD in 1980 #filmsky To get into character, Bill Murray spent time with Hunter S. Thompson by drinking, shooting and generally having a great time at Thompson's Colorado ranch. This is the first theatrical feature film adaptation of a story written by Hunter S. Thompson.

A girl is like a Pony kinda.

Starcatcher was one of my 3 top MLP when I was a kid. She meant the world to me so being able to bring her to life in a small way was the best thing i could #mlp #mlpfanart #mlpg3 #starcatcher #tabzletart #digitalart #fanart

Heading out to do some spring power washing. Poster art by Todd McFarlane, from the cover of Amazing Spider-Man 315 (1989).

I should go into her mind but i wont.

That better be your dad. 🤔

I always think about it bc i be thinking he probably not even her dad fr like in that movie Wild Wild West starring Will Smith..🤔

😭

Is that even your dad fr? 🤔

She wants me to Duka 😏..well i guess that's Supah 🤔

I didn't tell anyone. All i did was ask if we did..ijs did we 🤔