seductive sunday? no. its suicidal tendencies sunday

// sorry for being inactive! Depression is kind of really sinking it's icy metal jaws into my flesh </3

"Somehow the words Buffalo Ranch Hamburger Helper filled me with a violent urge to shit" - Some guy, circa a few minutes ago.

// pspsp... do it... the follow... (another vanripper masterpiece for attention)

(... 33 minutes and 47 alcohols later...)

( fuuuuuuuck!!! she is SERIOUSLY considering it now. ) ...do I gotta make the decision now, or-

// i'm gonna create the loremaster acc but then i'm going back into my gamer hole to pull an all nighter Hashtag BTW!!! don't expect consistent activity tonight

// (insert gabriel voice) M A C H I N E .

The LAST thing I need is another enslaving job. ( she snarls at them for a moment, before processing the free drinks part. ) ...but what kind of drinks?

( pulling a shot out of her pocket??? ) So true. Here's to numero uno.

Fuck, I'm getting lazy AGAIN. Need to get back on my grind. But I have no ideas.

𝑨𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆... 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒑, 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆... 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕. #SFWRp #Rp #OCRp #MultiverseRP #GreedyShop

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

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// fuuuuuck. Fuuuuuuck. Would yall fw a solo loremaster account. Fuuuuck

*Their leg, unfortunately, has broken from being constricted by vines. they don’t seem TOO bothered by it at the moment. they attempt to walk away, and, with a crunch, they eat shit in the middle of the road.*

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// what if I treated y'all to one (1) [uno] loremaster int bait

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Status: chocolate wasted. ...and maybe regular wasted, too.

// btw i typically do not follow accounts that have a nsfw tag without a no lewd clarification! i'm up for dark topics! but sex ewie me no likey

ㅤ AQUA-TEEN-FOREVER. TAGS: #AdultSwimRP #MVRP ㅤ

Mhm.

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They look like they're four!!