That is one violent chicken. youtu.be/eiP52XAwfsk?...

Slightly diminish a game: Batman Arkham Squire

"ICE agents will have a security role at the Winter Olympics" t-minus however long it is til the Winter Olympics before we get a story about ICE disappearing a competitor.

Greg Bovino getting pulled out of Minnesota to terrorize another community is not accountability. At all.

Idea: Dating app where you pick which Date Everything characters you feel best represent you and you’re matched up based on which Date Everything characters you’d like to date.

Stardew Valley out of context: “Another heart event?! Why do I have to be cursed with so much love?!” “Oh god this sounds like Emily all over again.” “I’m not a therapist lady!” “Possum!”

Bruh I had so much footage for this episode of Chance Rando that I had over two hours of footage and managed to cut it down to less than an hour 15 minutes. That has been my whole day so far and I got three more videos to go. That CapCut outage is pushing my editing into the week. 🫩

Republican Senator from Utah: "We must have a transparent, independent investigation into the Minnesota shooting, and those responsible—no matter their title—must be held accountable."

Wizard? Ehhhhh sorry I definitely have more wisdom than outright smarts. I’m probably closer to monk because I am pretty stealthy when I want to be. I definitely don’t have the strength of a Barbarian not the charisma of a Paladin. MAYBE a Ranger. www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

You know what now that I’m going to the gym I’m bringing back my weekly progress pics. Week 1, Xecryo STRONK!

Pretti Good reason for a national strike. #NationalStrike

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Well CapCut is STILL having issues so I guess it’s early bed time for me. Hopefully tomorrow it will actually be working and I can do my editing. If not I guess I can just record in advance.

🧠💨🍃: Bruh what if instead of a granola and a spoon we just dipped a granola bar into our yogurt like sauce? 🤯

We’re saving Ken today in Chance Rando!

I hope you'll read this statement from Alex Pretti’s family. None of us should allow the Trump administration to lie about this man. Help get the truth out.

Well fucking great CapCut is having connection issues so I can’t even properly edit my videos. Because those ding dings transitioned everything to stored online instead of an actual fucking program on the computer. 🤷🏼

NRA. You're up.

So if having Charisma is having “rizz” then is having Wisdom having “wizz”? Asking for my fellow wisdom based classes. 🤣

In addition to abolishing ICE and trying and jailing every single one of those fuckers, disarming US federal law enforcement so they can't casually kill people seems to be a minimum demand for the future.

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

@murray.senate.gov Don’t let them keep murdering us.

Ok I think I have the kinks worked out and we will be live at the top of the hour 7pm PST.

Holy fuck it’s already 6:13 I still gotta do stuff to set up. 🤦🏼 Stupid ducking overtime.

I also cheated. Originally I was only going to have my now one weekly soda but I also grabbed a pack of blue raspberry ropes. I guess I'll have to punish myself more on the exercise bike on Monday.

So my second person called out today. And then my third person called out today. So I got an hour and a half of overtime waiting for my fourth person to come in. And despite the overtime, I'm NOT FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT! I have a stream later tonight and I have shit I wanted to do BEFORE the stream!😡

You are here on the Fallout dystopian timeline:

“if you’re not enraged, you’re not informed.” FUCK ICE!

Yeah fuck it I’m looking into buying a gun. I hate that I’ve reached this point. I don’t like guns but this world is getting more dangerous and I’m gonna be ready when it gets worse.

I was trained by the FBI in 92 in tactics, weapons, crowd control etc etc for my work overseas as a United States Marine at US Embassies. What I am watching, witnessing is NOT what or how I was trained in what is called 'The progression of force'. That policy is nowhere to be seen. 1/2

Ok THIS is the episode where Morris gets knocked through the roof. youtu.be/xmaeW8Ow21w?...

I am once again asking how the fuck hard is it to come in to your damn shift?! 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼 *internal screaming intensifies*

How unlucky am I? I was using Astarion to pick a DC10 lock with 13-16 bonus range and with karmic dice ON I managed to roll a nat one not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES IN A DAMN ROW! 🤦🏼

What did you do, donald? It must be fodder for an episode of Criminal Minds.

Online dating be like: 🤖🤖🤖🤖🚩🚩🚩🥸🤖🚩🤖🤖🚩🥸🚩🤖🤖🥸🥸🤖🚩🥸🥸🤖🚩🥸🥸🥸🚩🤖🚩🥸🤖🚩🍑🥸🥸🤖🚩🚩🤖🚩🥸🤖🍑🚩🚩🥸🚩🚩🚩🥸🍑🤖🚩🤖🚩🚩🤖🚩🚩🤖🤖🤖🚩🚩🚩🚩🍑

So I just saw a short video that complained Stranger Things sucked because it killed the main monster at the end which is antithetical to cosmic horror…..And if Stranger Things was TRYING to be cosmic horror that argument might matter. It’s like complaining Star Trek doesn’t understand fantasy. 🤷🏼

Xecryo STRONK!

Me: Hmmmm maybe I should start using my dating apps more again. *swipes for a a while* Me: Ah right that’s why I stopped doing this…😕

Some of these handles are so absurd. How does someone get the handle “Crocodile Dog”? youtu.be/jIbNTBO8ANY?...

You know for people who don’t like participation trophies, the republicans sure seem ok with the president trying to start wars over not getting a participation trophy.

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Goddamn I want to talk about some of the great little moments in the new fallout season but I don’t want to spoil anything. But what they’re doing with Lucy is *chef’s kiss*

URRRRAAAAAAAANIUM FEVER!

*wakes up an hour early* Me: Well might as well watch Fallout. 🤷🏼

Alright weird dream time. At a girlfriend’s (doesn’t exist irl) birthday. Her parents decide to put me to work preparing which ok fine. But for some reason I have this other gift that isn’t for her and I’m looking for a place to put it so it won’t get confused with her gifts. I spend the whole /1

copy & paste the bunny, then put something else in their hand (\_/) (°-°) 🍆<\ Pfffffttt hahahahahahahahaha I’m so mature. 🤣

Hey Astation! I got you a book to show you no hard feelings about sucking blood! youtu.be/hZTf26l-90Y?...

Alright I worked out for a little over an hour and I joined the gym. I have a free health fitness assessment next Monday. I demand you all be proud of me. 😁

Alright I’m going to ugh go try out a gym. 🙄