Loading up X-Com 2 because I have the urge to take down a fascist alien regime in turn based squad combat.

Man video games have been kicking my ass lately. Last week I died twice in Fallout 4, once in Star Trucker, and this week I died another two times in Fallout 4. Like I’m no stranger to dying in games but that’s a lot for only a few hours of play in games I’m competent in.

I was there when the old magic was written.

I just found this channel the other day and now I’m obsessed. youtu.be/U1rGreGw9R8?...

Time to die a couple more times in this week’s Chance Rando youtu.be/XsId1tOCsZg?...

Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know…

Hey y’all help me name my Void Chicken. I’m thinking Mr. Popo youtu.be/7zIJAA7lGfA?...

You know I try not to judge people but this guy is panhandling in the fuel center and I am obligated to tell him to stop because of my job. Gives me a sob story about how he’s stuck and has no gas. Funny how that didn’t stop him from driving off without actually buying gas. 🤦🏼

Why the fuck are people setting off fireworks? Unless he who shall not be named died I really don’t care.

You know even though I’m into my second year of Stardew Valley I’m starting to experience things I haven’t in the game before due to updates or just things I’ve delayed. Like I’ve done SOME Skull Cavern before but never reached the bottom and the Desert Festival is new to me. I really felt a /1

Keep in mind if I’m your DM and you want to use Eldritch blast with repelling blast to aim at the ground and shoot yourself up the distance a target would be repelled. Fuck yeah that’s cool but fall damage will still apply. I am cool but fair.

This is why it’s important that these pieces of scum be forced to unmask.

I’ve already posted a couple of songs from them but check out The Bardic DM youtube.com/@thebardicdm...

Ok no skulls in my dreams tonight but I did have a dream I played some sort of MMO whose claim to fame was it contained virtual evidence of real life crime about a series of killings done by someone in the company. Why is my brain like this?!

If the Warlock isn’t using Eldritch Blast then everyone should be asking “Where’s Eldritch Blast?” youtu.be/7XoZCZRkNiY?...

I am the Lord of War and Sin! Worship me! 🤣

So this is worthy of a watch. I’m not a crazy election denier but it seems like something is rotten in Denmark. youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?...

How am I in 5 starter packs?! Also I need to make more starter packs. bluefacts.app

I must share this with you all: youtu.be/lu6VeXHCAqk?...

Dude what is with my brain? Another dream about skeletons and death. I was playing some sort of like caveman text rpg in my dream and I find skeletons in a cave. 🤦🏼

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Me: Ok brain can I have normal dreams for once. Brain: best I can do is give you a collection of bleached skulls, a bunch of insects, and a giant wind storm that creates a tornado over your childhood home. Me: 😑

Animal Shelter will be like: Derpy ideally needs a big house, a garden, no cats or dogs, and definitely not kids. Ok let’s see this guy who’s interested. That guy: I am interested in derpy I have a tiny house, no garden, a cat, and a daughter. Me:….Did you even READ the ad?! BANNED!

Alright that’s it I’m ready to fucking chine the next fucking moron I deal with. It is not the gas station attendants’s fault if your card gets rejected at the fucking pump and if it keeps getting rejected then talk your FUCKING GODDAMN BANK! Because you’re the only person having the issue at pump 3

Alright time for more Star Trucker! youtu.be/duMT11j0Kxc?...

Man all the cute girls were at pump 6 today it was kinda weird. 🤔

6. Talking to me about something that clearly didn’t require my input or awareness.

I still gotta deal with this mortal bullshit….

I’m telling you Tylenol can probably sue especially because Tylenol is the brand, acetaminophen is the drug.

I think there’s two things I dislike about animal shelter simulator that are small. 1) I fumble around the controls so much I drop my camera all the time for example. They don’t feel intuitive. 2) I don’t have enough room to rescue all the animals and I wanna help all the animals. 😭

So since acetaminophen is the drug and Tylenol is a brand, does that mean the company can sue the government because it is targeting their brand and not the actual drug? It’d be like trying to ban shaving cream and saying Gillette causes skin cancer or w/e.

Well I played Animal Shelter Simulator for three hours but it was for my channel so it was technically being productive.

Trying to boot up animal shelter simulator and it’s just not having it. Keeps crashing. Gonna let it sit for ten minutes on the load screen and see if it’s just that initial start up that has issues. 😕 Very disappointed if I can’t play it for my birthday video.

So apparently Jimmy Kimmel will be back now. Gonna save this gif for the next time a major corporation tries to pull shit like that….so like next Tuesday probably.

Ok question for TCG players. When it comes to combat and damage do you prefer dealing with large numbers (such as in Yugioh), small numbers (like MtG), or in between (like Pokemon TCG)?

Omfg what is wrong with my brain this week?! I let my bag salad expire which was yesterday. I even told myself yesterday morning I was going to do that for dinner so it wouldn’t expire. 🤦🏼 Why am I so food stupid this week?!

Wow how long was I know Inwoke up for an hour but did I really sleep that much longer? 🥱

And I left the fucking mayo out by accident! I know it’s not expensive and is easy to replace but this is the second time this week I have done this with a refrigerated item and it’s very unlike me. 🤦🏼

Me playing Star Trucker: I swear to god you hit me I will get in my space suit and come end you.

Ok time to edit out all my swearing in Star trucker. Why do I do this to myself?

Well I got force fed my own hubris in Star trucker today. Let’s just say I literally saw the tale of Icarus and thought “hold my beer”.

It’s 1pm and I have not been productive all day. 🥲

Time to find out what happened to Bonnie in this week’s Adventures of Chance Rando. youtu.be/-amOBLV8D90?...

The Goonies simply could not be made today. We all know why.

Well the bad news is a screw popped out of my glasses and I could find it. Good news is I still had my old pair and I was able to get a repair kit with a replacement. That definitely saved a chunk of my time today since I just got it with groceries.

You know I don’t know everything about D&D lore. So I like watching lore videos. And every time I see a video about the elf deity, Corellon, he sounds like a bigger and bigger sick for what he did to the orcs. Like he not only told the orcs they had no place in the world, but rigged the drawing/1

Vox Talla for Ten!

Oh look a right wing account with a RIP Charlie Kirk pfp….block. 😁

I would like to thank everyone who came into my work in the last ten minutes. Special shoutouts to the guy who kept trying to have a fucking conversation with me despite the line behind him, the old lady who told me the wrong pump number (thankfully I saved her money before someone else pumped it)/1

In case you missed the end of last week’s episode here’s a wedding recap at the start of today’s Stardew Saturday. youtu.be/Y4fwc39O0hs?...