My momma just confused “emu” for emo as she was describing the look of someone in her IT Department. IT WAS NEVER A PHASE. Merry Christmas Eve, lovelies 🎅🏻❤️

Sometimes I wish I could feel the holiday spirit like some of my loved ones do. I’d like to not feel stressed or need to live up to the societal expectations of Christmas for once in my adult life. Alas we are here, and I need to do some more shopping tomorrow. Oh boy. ☃️🎅🏻❤️

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A loud noise outside essentially made a very sleepy me fall out of bed, and now my stomach is growling. All at 3am. Yay? Where are you sleep? 😴

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

That feeling of “all of my friends must hate me for some reason” is popping off today. 😩😅 I know that only *some* of you hate me, not all. Happy Wednesday ❤️

Out of the 50 million bobby pins hiding in all the crevices in my home, could I find any this morning???? . . . . . . . . . . I found 3. Twas sufficient. Happy Thursday 😅❤️

Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.

If you let your dogs bark at anything willy nilly without any attempt to stop them, especially when it’s late and getting late, you honestly don’t deserve to be a dog parent.

After being in a small rush to get out of the house this morning to get to brekkie, I somehow spaced to put on a bra after I did my makeup. So yeah. Oh well 😅

This may not be obvious to some (as it was not very obvious to me): When making pudding with Jello brand instant pudding, it will not thicken with milk substitutes. You’ve been warned. Happy Friday 😂❤️

And to think I was going to have a quiet Thursday at work. I love coworkers who don’t shut up because they hate working in quiet. 😊

Always a good cause and a good time ☺️❤️

If you see this, post egg.

The way I want buttered toast right now.

Very important factor to this

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡 I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

Feeling like I’m just looking from the outside in in most spaces lately. I’m also very hormonal atm, so I’m going to blame that for my feelings currently. 😅 Have a wonderful Wednesday ❤️

FIELD WORK IS OVER

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN Also NO: CONVICTED FELON ADJUDICATED RAPIST CONGENITAL LIAR CON MAN PUTIN PUPPET PEDOPHILE BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN LIFELONG RACIST MALIGNANT NARCISSIST SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN SICK SOCIOPATH FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY FAILED BUSINESSMAN ORANGE ATROCITY PARDON POWER A*HOLE 👑 👎 👑

Just appreciating my home ❤️

If you've seen me these past 5 years, I'm celebrating my 5 year streamiversary today and would love to see ya 😊♥️ twitch.tv/KailelleXD

How 3 years have flown by, and I miss you dearly all the same. Thank you for the dream flowers last night. Aloha ‘oe ❤️

I’d like to rip out my uterus for the next few days. Please and thank you. 🙃

I have friends that I love dearly. I’ll always talk when they call or text. But dude if you try to FaceTime me without asking, I’m “taking a nap”. 😵‍💫

I just discovered that you can catch Pokémon on Google 😮😄 Gotta catch them all, lovelies ❤️

Let me get this straight: 2 elected Democratic officials in Minnesota murdered 2 months ago - hardly any coverage Charlie Kirk murdered 2 hours ago - nationwide attention and our Nazi leader advocating for flags at half mast for it School shooting moments after Kirk's death - *crickets*

The high today may be 88F, but that’s not stopping me from wearing a comfy seater because #Fall 😎

*quietly sitting at my desk working on my morning puzzles* Coworker: Oh no!! The orgy dome was destroyed by winds at Burning Man!! Words I never thought I’d hear at work, but here we are. Stay safe lovelies 😂❤️

Oh darn. I have the day off now because of “significant network degradation”. Now I get to be home to play games??? How tragic. 😏

Love getting to work and there’s no internet 😊

End time let’s goooooo!

@dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social has their fall drinks out starting today. Time to embrace my white girl pumpkin spice life for the foreseeable future 😍🎃☕️

My momma had gifted me basically a mumu about a month ago, but I’ve finally tried it on. I’m comfy. I’m cozy. I’m living my best mumu life now. Thanks momma 😎❤️

My old lady knees hate me right now 😭❤️

I really need to see where my cursor is before I start typing my work password. Clearly my Teams chat needed it more. 😵‍💫😒

Hormones really fucking with my emotions tonight. 🥺

Furthest I’ve been: N - Victoria, British Columbia, Canada E - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania S - Orlando, Florida W - Oahu, Hawaii

It REALLY gets under my skin when people put words in my mouth especially when it’s coming from my least favorite coworker. Fuck off my dude. 🖕

The way that it rarely rains here, so I forget that my knees hate it 😅 Happy Friday! ❤️

Things my coworker teaches me: Small planes, even modern ones, can be made out of wood and fabric… Fly safe lovelies 😅❤️

Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Pass it the fuck on and punch anyone who tries to disagree 🩷🤍🩵

Last night was lovely 🥰

I’m gonna be that fancy bitch with a nugget ice maker today 😎

Get yourself some friends that have the same skin type as you. Honey, my wallet about to be EMPTY 😭😂

It’s been a while for this! Things my coworker teaches me about: Volcanic Lightning Exsqueeze me? 😳