Ready. Set. DORF.

Love McCormick Center liminal spaces

Mens luge double... A discussion... Guy 1: Wanna go sledding? Guy 2: Sure! 1: 80MPH ok? 2: Wow.. sounds intense. ok! 1: We only have one sled. 2: oh. 🤔 1: yeah, so, your gonna have to lay on top of me while we go down. 2: 🤨

Losing Brad Arnold (Three Doors Down) and Greg Brown (Cake) on the same day is a bummer. These guys were not old by any means.

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Yes.. please tune into the NBC prime time airing of the opening ceremony... where it will be edited down to oblivion.. and have 3X's the commercials.

It's giving Eye of Sauron vibes. #Olympics #OlympicCauldron

I'll give ya 50 bucks to light a cig with the Olympic flame...

I like how the Olympics staff standing on both sides of the Stargates runways went from choreographed moves, to swaying, to slight swaying, to just static, to just static and hands behind back or at sides lol. TBH... Some days I give that same energy at work lol. #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

This opening ceremony has everything... Manny, Moe and Jack from Pep Boys, Tron, Stargates, spilled paint, and a yellow brick road. #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

Ok.. I would very much like this Polo Ralph Lauren Team USA opening ceremony toggle coat. It's beautiful 😍 But... A) it's $2000 B) appears to be already sold out C) I'd probably get like ketchup on the cuffs or sleeves... or dribble chili down the front... or spill something clumsily on it lol 🤷‍♂️😂

Just renewed my Peacock sub for a month... so I can promptly unsubscribe again in two days once the charge for the 1 month clears. ❄️👀 ⛷️🏂🥌

Tis' mere pocket change. *waves of the wrist in a dismissive, price is of no concern fashion* 🎩🧐 (it is a hella nice automobile though)

Why yes, this is the first time I am stepping out of my flat for the first time in a week and a half cause of the cold weather. Why do you ask? My neighbor's probably assumed I was dead.. as my car was covered in snow and ice to. lol

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Christmas Gift! Well thank the Phonecians! Can't wait to dig into this book! #EPCOT #SPACESHIPEARTH

Ate here as a kid in the 80s. Still have very vivid memories of it. I was in awe of the spinning restaurant.

Now available as an injectable.* *Do not take if your Christmas tree cake intake exceeds two per day. Consult your physician if you are diabetic, pre diabetic, or prone to diabetes. Side effects may include salvation, glossy eyes, tingling sensation, and hyperglycemia.

These need to come back. But I'm afraid if they do... It'll be loaded with nothing but shitty chemical compounds and taste nothing like the only thing that brought me joy in my shitty childhood.

Best backgrounds ever

A year ago... 32GB of DDR5 RAM cost me $99 bucks. Now it's 4 X's that. lol. Thanks AI... for hoovering up all the RAM and making prices skyrocket.

Happy Birthday, Frank.

Please keep going ⬆️. I am so upside down on RIVN (and LCID) long holds. lol

May I interest you in a giant Christmas cock? 🐓🎄🐓🎄🎄🐓🎄🐓

Chicago Snowfall

Bfast. -Cheddar jalapeno bagel. Sliced then Toasted in the oven at 250 degrees for 3-4min. -Fresh slivered onion. -Lox. -Tillamook cream cheese. The lox gets lost in all the other flavors. So I'll pick up some ham and or turkey and sub it out next time. Otherwise 8/10. Will def make again.

Currently watching/semi binging Travelers on Netflix until the rest of Stranger Things releases. It's really good. I totally got sucked in. If you liked Fringe... you'll like Travelers.

Santa looks rather on edge. Looks like Santa's run out of candy canes and all he has is a boot up that ass to give out...

Excuse me.... Neal is it? Neal... Your new name is Cloud McFloofkins. #DogShow

Great band name. Very metal 🤘

Soup. I need soup. Time for soup.

First time at RHR! Seeing what the hype is all about! 🍔🌭🤤

The McRib is the kind of thing you get maybe once every 5-10 years. Post consuming said sammich... your inner self loathing self is like "Nah, I'm good for another decade."

EPCOT Imagination Fountains (aka back-side of reverse waterfall). I remember playing up here as a kid in the mid-80s. Glad this space has survived over the years.

Your Friday evening moment of zen. EPCOT monorail 🚝.

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I was afraid the Bloody Mary was cut from Kona Cafe... as it's not listed in the app / digital menu... But good news... It lives on the paper menu!

EPCOT nights are the best nights.

A sparrow hawk just landed on my deck at Ft Wilderness. Neat.

EPCOT China Pavilion

EPCOT Norway Pavilion Stave Church Taken last night post park close

Good night from EPCOT.

I might have said something out loud to a friend about a "VIP" group blocking our view of Luminous... and I might of gotten a dirty look from the VIP tour guide. I guess she heard me. Oh well. lol IDC. 🤷‍♂️

Im a more a blueberry on the outside and tomato on the inside kinda person. Like I'll look at you with the blueberry vibes. But on the inside I'm totally tomatoing you.

Home for the next week-ish.

Somewhere... in a 3rd world country... a cargo plane is landing... unloading boxes and boxes full of "Toronto Blue Jays 2025 World Series Champions" hats and T-shirts.

This pitcher for the Dodgers looks like Eddie Vedder.

So the Who's shop at Walmart? Thus putting many small business Who's in Whoville out of business. That's not very Who-like.

My car has a tunnel mode to... But it seals up the car and puts the HVAC on recirculation.. so you don't suck up all the fumes. So my car is a prude? lol

GenX here... I remember getting these and Wendy's Frosty gift certificates to! Also lots of pennies in small, super flimsy, almost see through paper envelopes that would always split open / tear and then you would have all these pennies scattered about when you emptied out your trick or treat bag.