"Only in Dreams" is the final track on Weezer's Blue Album. It's an 8-minute epic. Near the end it builds for a while, and around 6:45, it explodes. I have been Alfred Molina-ing that moment since I was in junior high.

Miller’s Crossing Other answers are wrong.

Live your life in a way that will lead people to drop off boxes of baseball cards for you.

Alcantara is now through 8 shutout innings on 83 pitches, one inning away from potentially becoming the first pitcher since Greg Maddux in 2000 to pitch consecutive Madduxes. This is not a drill!

Sandy Alcantara, who pitched a Maddux in his last start, is through 7 shutout innings on just 72 pitches right now. Pitchers with two Madduxes in the same month: K.Downs (June 1988) B.Tewksbury (Aug 1990**) Z.Smith (May 1991) G.Maddux (Sept 2000**) S.Miller (May 2015) **: consecutive starts

Sandy Alcantara, who pitched a Maddux in his last start, is through 6 shutout innings on just 59 pitches tonight. Since MLB began tracking pitch counts in 1988, a pitcher has thrown Madduxes in consecutive starts twice: Bob Tewksbury in August of 1990 Greg Maddux in September of 2000

Of the 16 MLB franchises that have been around since 1901 or earlier, the most-recent career games record breakers are: 1. José Ramírez, Guardians (today) 2. Derek Jeter, Yankees (2011) 3. Cal Ripken, Orioles (2001) 4. Mike Schmidt, Phillies (1985) 5. Bert Campaneris, Athletics (1976)

NASA's YouTube station features the four astronauts having to talk to Trump right now, and the comments are just hundreds and hundreds of viewers booing him. That's the good stuff.

José Ramírez has played more games for the Guardians than anyone else in franchise history. That is rad.

I sat in an airplane on a runway in Rome for an hour or two. I would not say I've ever been to Italy.

Will be updated with postgame reax @theixsports.bsky.social

Strong balance for the White Sox. Clearly a sign they're a well-built team.

Lew Alcindor has done it again.

Someone should create an account that finds and posts any updates that exist on rain delays. I would follow the shit out of that account. “When will _____ get underway?” is a question I have all the time.

If you ever have the chance to see The Taking of Pelham One Two Three in a packed movie theater, you should do it.

It is wild that with the 2026 season underway, MLB and most of its teams still don't have active accounts on BlueSky.

Sandy Alcantara of the Marlins pitched the first Maddux of 2026, shutting out the White Sox on just 93 pitches! This is the second Maddux of Alcantara's MLB career, after he previously pitched one in 2019.

The 1989 Fighting Illini inspired Germany to pull down the Berlin Wall, opening up Eastern Europe, so that 37 years later the Illini would be able to find some talented basketball players willing to live in central Illinois. Impressive long game.

For a school that doesn't especially invest in basketball and a team that can't rebound, the Elite Eight is quite an accomplishment. It was a good season.

If Iowa had the size and skill to compete for rebounds, they’d be up a dozen. Alas.

The NCAA is a rinky-dink operation.

“We just gotta have the ref keep calling five times as many fouls on them as they do on us, and we’ll be fine.”

Chase DeLauter is the first player in Guardians franchise history to hit 3 home runs across the first two games of a season.

Second-chance brackets are dishonorable. Either get all 63 games right on your first go, or hide in shame until next March.

Chase DeLauter, the job is yours!

Counting to five has always been hard for people who go to Nebraska.

Attending high-level sporting events is becoming more and more a thing for rich people.

Netflix crashed twice for me during the one inning I tried to watch before switching to bedtime for the children. I’ll wait for tomorrow now, which is proper Opening Day anyway.

I drove from LA to Chicago, a little over 2000 miles, by myself, over the course of two *very* long days.

Thanksgiving really snuck up on me this year.

The Florida Gators aren’t defending champions anymore!

Woman in the Dunes is tremendous. Breathtaking cinematography, with an otherworldly and at times claustrophobic setting and story. If you love films, you should experience this one.

Fine. Here.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be when you were a kid

Arsenal combining being the one good team in England with truly tremendous luck in which opponents they draw in tournaments is helping them have quite a season.

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

I'd gain a lot of respect for any American player who uses their turn in the silver medal line to tell Rob Manfred to go fuck himself.

Venezuela beating America to win the WBC is rad. I would like more rad things to happen.

How long until these things are patrolling our streets and we start calling them “paw patrollers?”

No one charging $13 for water is getting my support in an election.

I need the CAF to take a close look at the 2016 World Series next, and declare Cleveland the winners. There’s still time to have a parade!

More and more people are saying...

As I was saying...

Arsenal is going to win the Premier League for the first time in 22 years, which means no one Leonardo DiCaprio wants to date has ever seen this before.

This aired between Friends and Seinfeld for one season.

I'm happy that Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter finally got their idea off the ground.