This puts Wolves on track to pass Liverpool before the end of January.

If college football was still a proper sport, Ohio State's season would be dead.

Because I was not made of quarters, this was the version of Pac-Man I knew best as a kid. I never knew it was considered terrible. I thought it was great, and I can still hear it in my mind.

Trying to headbutt the ref is a bold move. We’ll see if it pays off for Michigan.

I'll leave it to someone who knows Premier League history a bit better than I do to correct me if I'm wrong, but I can hardly imagine a reigning champion being as bad as Liverpool has for three months now. And it just keeps getting worse.

Each Conjuring movie is worse than the last and even the best Conjuring movie (the first one) grants like 20-25% the pleasure of simply rewatching Poltergeist, a perfect movie, for the 50th time.

Going on the record about some of the day's topics: Pecan and apple are both better pies than pumpkin. Clerks and Mallrats are both lousy movies. Some people like them, but it's because they have fond memories of watching them with old friends.

These people are all losers, and our country is fucked because these are the people we have governing us.

Giving a Chicagoan a Knicks jersey is a grave sin.

This is how I learned PTI is still on the air, rather than having ended like a decade ago, which I guess is what I assumed had happened.

This is my town, the block I grew up on. Last week it happened on the block where my family and I live now. My community is being terrorized by our government, and it sucks.

Clase absolutely sucked in the 2024 ALCS. Obviously that does not mean he was tanking, but it's reasonable to wonder now if there was anything going on.

College football fans decrying that their team should be ranked #1 comes off as very insecure. If your team wins the last game of the season, they will be #1. Don’t worry about it.

I‘m watching Used Cars (Robert Zemeckis, 1980), starring Kurt Russell, for the first time. I just spotted a Star Wars Easter egg that probably goes unnoticed by most viewers. See it?

ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*

This will be José Ramírez’s 6th top five MVP finish, which will be the most ever by a third baseman. Top 5 MVP finishes by 3B: José Ramírez: about to be 6 Brooks Robinson, Mike Schmidt: 5 G.Brett, N.Arenado, M.Machado: 4

Strange as it may seem, if you didn't already know it, but for years Teen Vogue has done some of the best reporting in the nation. Its corporate overlords are ending that now, because corporate overlords don't want good reporting to exist.

My guess is the committee is stacked with guys who make sure Bonds and Clemens are apparently never in the conversation again, and depending on the specific makeup of the group, either Mattingly or Murphy gets in as a guy who “did it the right way”.

why are they announcing the gold gloves now it’s sunday night and less than 24 hours after a bonkers-ass world series game 7 who could possibly give a shit right now

I was talking to a younger guy after Robert Redford died, and he didn’t know who I talking about at first, then said, ”Oh yeah, the old guy from Captain America: Winter Soldier.”

There is nothing more on-brand for our era that with a wonderful doctor available, people would instead go with some guy.

The White Sox posted this sign.

Nine years ago, near the end of my years as a part-time baseball writer, my team lost Game 7 in extra innings. A couple weeks later, I wrote this.

Some thoughts on last night 🙏⚾💙 open.substack.com/pub/ruthkape...

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

In two separate incidents on two different days in the last week, people were taken on my block. One happened directly in front of my home. This shit sucks so much. If you can help Patrick’s neighbors, that would be rad.

100 likes for this post criticizing MLB during one of the greatest games in MLB history. This place has the juice.

Shohei Ohtani has played two seasons for not-the-Angels and won two World Series. Aaron Judge has played ten seasons for not-the-Angels and never won a World Series.

The Yankees are no longer the last team to win back-to-back World Series, so we've got that going for us, which is nice.

The last Will Smith hit that big landed on Chris Rock.

Will Smith has caught more innings in a single World Series than anyone in history, and then he went and did that.

Bring in Kershaw for the save, you cowards.

The only other 11-inning Game 7 of the World Series in the last 100 years is what turned me into a massive sports pessimist.

Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball

I watched it when it happened, then went and cried in the shower.

I'm just happy to have an extra-innings Game 7 of the World Series that Cleveland won't lose.

Hey wait, wasn't there supposed to be a Sting concert?

"My dad died from watching Game 7."

Snell is pitching like a wimp.

Baseball is so predictable.

Might be time to update the picture that shows up when you Google Ernie Clement.

The Dodgers should go out and add a couple hitters this offseason. Take that money they're sitting on and spend some of it for once.

The Toronto Guardians have had a really big postseason.

Commercials between pitches are yet another example of MLB’s continued enshittification.

He tried to get hit by a pitch, so why was he upset when it happened?

These interviews suck. They have always sucked, but have somehow gotten even worse. Let them focus on the fucking game, you bozos.

They call me The Stopped Clock, because every once in a while I am correct.

Shohei did not have it tonight. I understand why Roberts was hesitant to pull him, but it seemed clear something like that was going to happen.

Shohei looks super shaky. If he stays in the game, I think Toronto scores very soon.

Nice work, George.