@adamfriedlandshow.bsky.social could get a good interview outta anybody but the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social chemistry kinda crazy

Got hot and sober but lost all my friends along the way 4/10

ANTI-WOKE BLUE ALIEN OWNS LIB DISNEY GUESTS s/o Defunctland

How I feel with 2 12 inch speakers in my Cadillac

Asspizza X COD Zombies collab gonna eat away my money

Googled who founded J.C. Penny’s and almost threw my phone across the room

Men only want one thing

Exuding massive emo boy energy

They say they want a freak but start freaking out the second I drag the lawnmower in the bedroom

Woo em Freeze em Repeat

Ready 2 b rich and meet women that don’t care about me

White people appropriating the words “conscious” and “woke” did irreparable harm to the socially aware wave of rap music of the early 2010s, and I’ll never forgive you

Had nightmares last night about a live action Emperor's New Groove, if it happens again just kill me,The Rock is NOT funny as Kronk

#X4 gonna sit for this one had a good run, coulda done more

The Pope can’t stop winning, woke Catholics vs MAGA wasn’t on my bingo card this year

constantly impeded by the immeasurable weight of overwhelming uselessness

Been thinking about this little guy all day

Start locking up all white people “just in case”

The Bible 2: Folie à Deux Electric Boogaloo

In New York City of a bus like Mamdani

Nasty rumor going around that good things happen to you when you follow me

Would die for my hypothetical trans girlfriend

̶W̶o̶m̶e̶n̶ ̶ who want me

look out here comes Bill Clinton! *saxophone playing in distance grows closer*

BREAKING: TERRIBLE MAN SAYS CRAZY THINGS

Why are rappers obsessed with being anything but a rapper

Fuck LeBron this is my GOAT

Imagine being a clippers fan, just pack it up buddy

Dog I’m fucking dying I thought this was a shitpost

Punching the air hoping for a knockout

Me and that MAD magazine kid probably the same height

Winking at straight dudes as open the door for me, establishing my dominance

Only way I’m watching Gremlins 3 is if he was in the writing room

Improving my self image by smashing all the mirrors in your house

I traded all my talent for magic beans

Tekken 8>

inviting my former teachers to join a black metal band

At least one of these sci-fi movies has got to be correct about the future

Want a woman who can physically dunk on me

If Supperradical comes back I’ll eat my shorts

New Wolverine trailer go brrr

Wow the evidence is staggering

Watch Jimmy Kimmel come back with Epstein files

Looking for a house with a screaming room

sick of reading the news!