yeaaaaaaaa I’m done see ya nerds

Bluesky is getting botted to hell

someone needs to study the twink to MAGA pipeline what the fuck is going on

holy shit did the zizians do it?

If you perform two mitzvahs you can get a Crunchwrap

I don’t think JD Vance can do a push up

Tech oligarchs be like noooo don’t learn to cook and grocery store get a meal kit for only $200 a week

I don’t need AI to tell me to kms I tell myself that

Since America is named after an Italian does that make all of America Italian?

Now’s the perfect time to drop the Epstein files and nobody reads em because we’re dumb lol

Wait Taylor Swift is straight? Dammit I really though I had a chance

Just saw someone with “Free 🇮🇹” in their bio. What a going on w Italy?

Make America Horny Again

Marianne Williamson 2028 she won’t throw trans people under the bus

Free Luigi

I’ve never seen Donald Trump and Pedobear in the same room

Incels should be drafted

I heard drunk driving doesn’t count if you have a cigarette

why are there no woke hardware stores I need a new tape measure but don’t wanna get hate crimed

Tom Cruise is a furry?

Wait was the Industry Baby video foreshadowing wtf

RIP Jose Menéndez you would have loved Roblox

I came here to get high and eat jelly beans and I’m all out of jelly beans

Soccer should ban injuries

Snoop Dogg Epstein Files

Imagine schlep taking down a Roblox pedophile and it ends up being Trump

Andrew Cuomo Masked Singer

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I heart gay homosexuals

Jelly beans is dinner 🫘

do they make prep for cats

Donald Trump is the guy who got so deep in credit card debt his only way out was to become president so he became president

Potato chip is macro

Oh no it’s hot in Texas right now how could this be

Microdosing cardio by having anxiety

Istg if the Russians do anything to harm Tommy Cash I’m gonna lose my shit 🇪🇪

what’s a crack barrel

Studying the Tragically Hip discography in case I have to seek asylum in Canada 🇨🇦

The Sanders brothers ain’t shit lol

Megan Rapinoe should do the thing all the retired athletes do and start a winery she can call it Rapinot Noir

I’m gonna keep deadnaming Heinz Field I don’t give a fuck

Virginia Giuffre didn’t kill herself

Okay loving the pinstripe Bay FC jerseys tho

Where are all the pride flags for Bay FC at Oracle? Did CBS take all the gays away in an unmarked van?

Starting to think there’s a reason we don’t play soccer on baseball fields

Not now sweetie mommy is cyberbullying the commissioner

Taiwán winning the Little League World Series will trigger WWIII

Surprise Kneecap halftime show for Kansas State Iowa State lmao

A good friend will tell you not to kys but a great friend will say yeah I wanna kms too but you don’t hear me complaining about it

This game is gonna have less scoring than r/incel