uno dei grandi vantaggi del lavorare da remoto consiste nella possibilità di tirare tutti i porconi che vuoi senza che nessuno ti guardi male, e invece per 4 giorni alla settimana me li devo tenere dentro

today 🎃🍂🧥

io meritavo di passare gli ottobri della mia vita a esplorare castelli gotici in una vestaglia col candelabro in mano alla ricerca di fantasmi e vecchi scheletri nell'armadio e invece no mi tocca fatturare

started this absolute beauty today !!

gonna say something very controversial but since my audience is rather limited here we go: people think tayl0r sw1ft a poet because very few popular singers in the us have decent lyrics. take any OST from a cdrama and you'll see what real musical poetry is like.

mood

i'm going to my favourite tenor's recital !! i'm so happy rn i could cry 😭💕

la mia massima aspirazione nella vita è quella di poter mangiare un cornetto elegantemente, magari anche conversando con qualcuno, senza sbriciolarmi la sfoglia addosso e senza far schizzare il ripieno ovunque come se fosse la scena di un film horror

had to change my nick on storygraph but nuvola was already taken so i eventually chose nuvoletta but now i realise to a non-italian it literally sounds like a meme version of neuvillette sksksj

nobody using goodreads anymore, but i don't see any oomf on storygraph and literal either... where's everybody

the sheer aura of this movie... running to add it to my watchlist right now !!

finally finished sense and sensibility!! now i can finally start northanger abbey 🍂👻 literal.club/activity/f14...

never seen the movie back to the future but it sure sounds like a great name for a future last chapter of reverse 1999

perfect lyrics to describe my morning

listening to franco corelli sing feels like hanging my heart on a hook and feeling it tear apart and bleed. and i mean this in the most positive way possible open.spotify.com/track/0Th50G...

age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid

been having a blast lately

Gaga characters sticker set!!

valeria bruni tedeschi i'm: on my knees boxd.it/bbSgJh

extremely sat for this movie. valeria bruni tedeschi better mother because i'm just too sat.

porco giuda che pezzo di manzo

it's making me quite sad how i lost my new favourite milf to the little capitalism monster

papà mi ha sentita sospirare che volevo fare aperitivo ma avevo zero voglia di uscire e dopo un quarto d'ora mi ha messo questo sulla scrivania 🥺

julian fellowes cos'hai contro noi italiani 🅰️🅾️

watching gosford park (2001) because i'm in downton withdrawal 🙂↕️

gazi is gonna be a hell of a dilf

hihihi

if you want to understand tailoring, you only need to watch mid-century movies, when actors were dressed by tailors, not brands. in the 1944 film cover girl, gene kelly's suit drapes beautifully, moving with him, not against him. collar stays on his neck, even as he dances.

wtf i thought this was gonna be some modern adaptation of aristophanes' play 😭

nw:

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

today i experienced the wonderful, incomparable feeling of being both the first to arrive and the last to leave the office 🤪 but the view was pretty and i managed to sketch a little during a boring online meeting

the fact that my favourite cinema is basically located right next to my office is frying my brain. i can hear the cogs screeching as they try to associate both traumatic and positive feelings with the place

update l'avvocata si è davvero interessata a me perché ha visto la mia tesi e lei si occupa di greenwashing auksksdnwbs però purtroppo erano alla ricerca di qualcuno da inserire subito, quindi mi hanno detto di rimandare il mio cv tra sei mesi quando mi scade il contratto 🫠

exactly one year ago i was in beijing ☹️

definition of a lit album open.spotify.com/album/4FA68G...

wasn't she a zionist? i wouldn't count on her opinion 😂

this song gives me such nostalgia and hope, it's definitely going to my spotify wrapped 😌

throwback to when i could do this with my hair 🦌💌

tra l'altro si occupano di antitrust e consumer protection.... qualcuno ha finalmente letto la mia tesi sul greenwashing 💀

mesi passati a mandare cv senza che nessuno mi cagasse di striscio e ora a meno di un mese dall'inizio del mio nuovo lavoro ricevo un invito a un colloquio da uno studio legale a cui non ho mai mandato niente ma che mi ha scovata sul sito dell'uni @ universo tutto bene ???

The Heavenly Twins. 💕 Postcard from my collection, no date.

ieri io e la mia amica siamo andate da marlà perché cuggina mi aveva detto che il loro maritozzo era famoso, ma poi abbiamo visto le robe coi fichi e siamo rimaste troppo estasiate

no i'm not crying i just have the entire downton estate in my eye

guys today i went to the cinema and cried. very hard boxd.it/b3OVFb

met the boss of my boss today and then after 10 minutes he came back asking me if i spoke chinese, and at my questioning "yes" he took me to the china desk supervisor and they started talking about borrowing me from my boss to assist them at their yearly conference in china

sta cosa che il venerdì l'ufficio si svuota e io sono l'unica stronza che deve venire in presenza lo stesso perché sono la nuova arrivata è così

started sneezing as soon as i stepped foot into the office. i must be allergic to the workplace 🙂↕️