Everybody getting KDB points off the bench for Semenyo then? #FPL

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Such a Saka finish, all technique, lovely.

Who are the realistic Liverpool options for their fixture turn? Seems to be problems with most picks. - Isak: injured 🤕 - Salah: expensive 💰 - Gakpo: minutes - Wirtz: 💩 Van Dijk & Szoboszlai? Not that inspiring really. #FPL

When Haaland is missing pens you know this is going to be a bad week #FPL

Alan you absolute legend! #Traitors

An obvious one perhaps but I was just watching the making of doc.

Benched Van De Ven, I hate this game #FPL

Ever since I sold Welbeck for stinking out my FPL team he’s scored every week 🤦🏻‍♂️ #FPL

If Calvert-Lewin can’t grab a goal against this lot then he’s never going to score ever again. #LEEWHU

Thank you to @mrjamesob.bsky.social for having me on, one of the v few people in the UK press to follow this story during what is now a decade of media apathy &/or complicity

Woltemade & Guehi or Mateta & Richards? #FPL

I have 3 free transfers. This was always the week earmarked for Bruno to Saka for me. I also need to move off Richarlison. To facilitate this I need to sacrifice Tarkowski. Options as below. Munoz clearly >> Guehi but more than Woltemade >> SL? I think it’s close. Thoughts? #FPL

Less than 20 mins in and I’ve lost 5 clean sheets 😂 #FPL

A ‘no real thought’ FH34 draft. Though I think I kinda like it 🤔 #FPL

Just enough ITB for these 4 moves (-4). Means going against Saka but feel he will be managed very carefully for UCL. Bench boost of Martinez, Kiwior, Williams, Isak. Alternatively it’s Saka/Kiwior over KDB/Saliba, no hit, & Livramento on the bench. #FPL

Kiwior/Saka or Saliba/KDB This is my big decision this week. 🤔 #FPL

Things I've done this last week: - Written & made a pod for one of world's biggest outlets - Contributed to BBC doc about Mourinho - Finished 1st draft of short story I'm proud of - Watched Arsenal beat Madrid (again 😏) Things I've not done - Stopped being who I am because 5 strangers said so 🏳️‍⚧️🤷‍♀️

Rinse, repeat. Wow

Declan Rice that is magnificent. #UCL

Wildcard in the mud, this season can absolutely get in the 🗑️ #FPL

The story of my season: not brave enough.

It’s either: A) Haaland, Wood ➡️ Marmoush, Mateta (-4) or B) Wildcard Anderson, Pickford and Mbeumo fixtures are tilting me towards pushing the button. What would you do? #FPL

43 points means a fifth straight red arrow and comfortably my worst season of FPL. Cant seem to get a decision right atm. Picking Nwaneri over Elanga the latest poor decision. #FPL

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If you could only have one who would you prioritise for GW29? Bruno Fernandes (lei) Erling Haaland (BHA) #FPL

Think I’m down to these 3 options for GW29. 🤔 3 FTs, 4.4m ITB. BUS team last photo. #FPL

Best midfielder for £5.8m or less for GW29 & GW30? #FPL

If you could take a one week punt on any striker this week who would you go for (except Haaland)? #FPL

JD Vance in the oval office

One striker benched, another not in the squad, the last plays Arsenal. #FPL

Only just catching up with it but that second Madrid goal v City 😱

Once fit Saka for Palmer will be such an easy transfer. #FPL

All the BGW29 drafts with triple City. Have you all been watching City? #FPL

Think I’m just going with Rogers for Villa DGW25 #FPL

Really thoughtful stuff from the brilliant @tim-stillman.bsky.social Certainly a must read for Arsenal fans, but a piece all football fans would benefit from reflecting on.

Gordon to Rogers to free up funds for Slot Assman? #FPL

OR: 🌍 235k 🟢 >> 135k 85 all out. Best week for a while and needed before a DGW without use of a chip. Will add a third Liverpool next week, a few different options for that. #FPL

The problem is that PGMOL applies VAR as a validation tool, not as a tool to reduce errors. They’ve found a way to amplify their own bias and poor decisions instead of instilling consistency and trust. Webb needs to go.

OR: 425k 1 FT 0.6 ITB Need a sizeable green arrow to counter 2 consecutive reds. Don’t like my defence really but want to roll this week so I can buy Trent next week. Biggest decisions are Mbeumo/Semenyo and Lewis/Mykolenko. #FPL #FPLCommunity

Rise repeat… #FPL

Where FPL points? #FPL

Benching Semenyo points week after week.

Absolutely everybody is off the mark as Cole Palmer scores. #FPL

GW21 to 24 courtesy of @fpl.team GW21: Roll GW22: Roll GW23: Gabriel ➡️ Trent; Watkins ➡️ Gakpo GW24: Raya ➡️ Pickford #FPL #DGW

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Solly March and Danny Welbeck back for Brighton, pretty decent fixtures. Could see them going on a decent run from here. #FPL