'Chimera' is pronounced with a hard 'K' sound.

A woman can keep keys in many places, not just the vagina.

Jersey does not have an MP but has a complex independent political structure.

The Ottawa Rough Riders folded in 1996.

There were VHS tapes in 1979.

'Fazers' by MF Doom (under the alias of King Geedorah) released in 2003.

Kane Parsons was the director for Backrooms (2026), with previous experience creating his web series of the same name.

Grond, the battering ram that shattered the gates of Minas Tirith, was not a big baby.

The Cheeky Girls do not professionally strangle kittens.

Ants cannot send emails.

The Large Hadron Collider does not need to be turned on for the internet to work.

Royal Navy OPVs had their miniguns replaced with Browning .50 cal machine guns as of 2023.

Lord Cuntleford-Keynshamford was not standing as a local councillor.

'Darmok and Jalad at Podcast', Pyrion's TNG rewatch podcast, has more than three listeners.

There are no dogs that are medical doctors.

There are lots of uses for horses.

Joy Milne is able to detect Parkinson's due to her condition of hyperosmia, giving her an extremely sensitive sense of smell.

Sips and Lewis did not discuss World of Warcraft for ten hours last episode.

The Amish do suffer from permadeath.

Calling '666' does not connect you with a devil who will discuss what sins you have committed.

There is no Book of Shrek in the apocrypha of the bible.

Adolf Hitler, dictator of Nazi Germany from 1933 until 1945 has not recently been playing World of Warcraft.

Lewis Brindley is not an expert on renewable energy.

You cannot power a coal power station on 'laughs and giggles'.

The hosts of the Triforce Podcast are human beings.

Fridge Raiders are still produced.

Theseus, the mythical hero of ancient Greece who slew the minotaur, is not the previous owner of the home of @pyrionflax.yogscast.com in Twickenham.

Lewis pronounced Milton Keynes incorrectly.

Work began on the Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família 144 years ago. It is predicted to be finished in 2034.

Musician Ray Charles, who died in 2004, did not do a buildings survey of Lewis Brindley's new house.

@pyrionflax.yogscast.com is not the Lord of the Manor of London

Lewis Brindley does not have an occult stone in his loft that seeps evil energies into his home, making spiders grow larger with foul magicks.

Bald men are not aliens.

There were three series of 'Black Books'.

Lewis Brindley has in the past looked a bit like a magician.

It's unlikely that Lewis Brindley will have a robotic AI-powered penis within two years.

Bismuth was not used in old photographic film.

Lewis Brindley did not slice off his whole finger with a cheese grater.

The Simpsons debuted in 1989.

Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom from 1952 until her death in 2022, regularly pooped.

Lemon party launched in 2002.

The goatse shock site launched in 1999.

The developers of Palworld are not making a game featuring pikmin trying to find a clitoris.

There is no gas stove that is billions of years old.

A copse is a small group of trees.

The British Museum does not run a complex phone stealing operation managed by an immortal Fagin-like character.

There is no type of apple called an 'Old Todger's Cruncher'.

You do not need to squanch a wall to stop it flanching.

Timothée Chalemet is not dead.

The third film in the Matrix franchise is not called The Matrix: New Year Resolutions