The Amish do suffer from permadeath.

Calling '666' does not connect you with a devil who will discuss what sins you have committed.

There is no Book of Shrek in the apocrypha of the bible.

Adolf Hitler, dictator of Nazi Germany from 1933 until 1945 has not recently been playing World of Warcraft.

Lewis Brindley is not an expert on renewable energy.

You cannot power a coal power station on 'laughs and giggles'.

The hosts of the Triforce Podcast are human beings.

Fridge Raiders are still produced.

Theseus, the mythical hero of ancient Greece who slew the minotaur, is not the previous owner of the home of @pyrionflax.yogscast.com in Twickenham.

Lewis pronounced Milton Keynes incorrectly.

Work began on the Basílica i Temple Expiatori de la Sagrada Família 144 years ago. It is predicted to be finished in 2034.

Musician Ray Charles, who died in 2004, did not do a buildings survey of Lewis Brindley's new house.

@pyrionflax.yogscast.com is not the Lord of the Manor of London

Lewis Brindley does not have an occult stone in his loft that seeps evil energies into his home, making spiders grow larger with foul magicks.

Bald men are not aliens.

There were three series of 'Black Books'.

Lewis Brindley has in the past looked a bit like a magician.

It's unlikely that Lewis Brindley will have a robotic AI-powered penis within two years.

Bismuth was not used in old photographic film.

Lewis Brindley did not slice off his whole finger with a cheese grater.

The Simpsons debuted in 1989.

Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom from 1952 until her death in 2022, regularly pooped.

Lemon party launched in 2002.

The goatse shock site launched in 1999.

The developers of Palworld are not making a game featuring pikmin trying to find a clitoris.

There is no gas stove that is billions of years old.

A copse is a small group of trees.

The British Museum does not run a complex phone stealing operation managed by an immortal Fagin-like character.

There is no type of apple called an 'Old Todger's Cruncher'.

You do not need to squanch a wall to stop it flanching.

Timothée Chalemet is not dead.

The third film in the Matrix franchise is not called The Matrix: New Year Resolutions

1000 people have not died in a ski lift accident in Devon.

A human corpse will not fit in a bento lunch box.

17th century English writer Samuel Pepys did not have electronic motion sensors throughout his house.

Lewis Brindley is not having the child of Elon Musk.

Even as a student, Lewis Brindley was not 'a gross little goblin covered in cum'.

In Warhammer 40,000, the man who unearthed the STC for the Land Raider tank was called Arkhan Land.

J. R. Simplot, agricultural supplier, died in 2008.

Generally, hotel housekeeping staff will not clean your anus.

It is unlikely that in the crawlspace of Sips' home there lives a man who sneaks out to play Overwatch 2 and sleep with his wife.

A spinning jenny is a piece of machinery for textile manufacturing.

Ruffs were not worn in the medieval period.

Lewis Brindley's mother is older than him.

Sips does not know what the Chinese are up to.

Friedrich Merz is the Chancellor of Germany, not Joseph Goebbels.

Bashar al-Assad is likely in Rublyovka, Moscow.

In many videogames that he has played, @pyrionflax.yogscast.com has killed people.

There have not been 17 films in the 'John Wick' franchise.

There is not a Labour minister specifically for bread.