zara larsson is a liar, midnight sun my ass this is 7:30pm

oh no i forgot to post about seeing zara larsson in sweden for clout

@utrarch.bsky.social serving clown couture (and shoulder 😮‍💨) #photography

playing the part of legends za that’s the infinite royale and all i keep getting are gold bottle caps? do they give anything else??

wearing my new shirt :3

literally have nothing interesting to say because all i’ve done with my life the past week is shiny hunt a tyrunt

who up craving real, genuine human connection rn?

happy friday 💜 when you’re here you’re purple 💜

i’m planning the winter team day at work and you better believe i’m adding some lite medieval/dnd theming lmao

going home so i can focus on what’s important: shiny hunting for my bitey baby

got my hayley williams tickets ✌🏽

i’ve seen every tour robyn has been on since body talk so help me i will be at this new one too

be honest do i look good with a buzz cut?

zara larson concert next week and i don’t have anything to wear 🥺

still thinking about a guy i briefly dated who looked just like julien solomita but he was so boring 😭😭 i could’ve had it all 😔

omg i’m actually matching the day lmao #humpday

i think i’m gonna do a tarot reading for myself tonight

btw doing a shiny hunt for tyrunt is going to end me 😭 they all feel like i’m doing wrong until something good happens but this one is something else

i love the new florence album which is a nice change since the last couple didn’t resonate with me like this one

i don’t normally talk about work here but i just finished a two day presentation skills training. the facilitator said that she hopes that the future looks and sounds like me. it’s one of the most validating and humbling things a stranger has ever said to me and i don’t think i’ll ever forget it

she

left or right?

guess what i just got 🤗

i love men

hello i’m back :)

WAR IS OVER ‼️‼️‼️

expanding my ugly shoe collection btw

also found a shalpha hawlucha so i’m not mad about that

woke up like this* *dehydrated

legends za is literally controlling my life. and i’m shiny hunting mid game for some reason and im losing it. i’m going for a ralts (gender nonspecific) and ive already gotten a shiny weedle, dedenne, orange flabebe and abra 🫩

forgot to post this because someone tried breaking into my stall while i was taking it 🤗

posting on reddit to see if my shoes fit correct has to be one of the lowest moments for me personally and i’ve been cheated on

by the way went to ethel cain and we got sun bleached flies

you met me at a very chinese time of my life

why do i always look slimmer after a night of drinking? bet science can’t explain that.

afterwork event when i could be playing legends za ✌🏽🫩

hot bus driver oh god 🫠🫠

a nice mouthfeel

how i feel when showing up to the orgy and everyone is 5-10 years younger than me 🫩

absol is my favorite pokémon so ofc i’m ecstatic that i have the most beautiful one in the entire world

fave pics from legends ZA 💜

already caught two shinies in legends btw

time to dust this bad boy off again

finally a trend i can do!! quote this with a selfie if you’re gay dead™️ (single and over 30)!

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

if game not about trains why train shaped?

someone on tiktok saw my profile and said smash 🥲

omw to fuck your man

progress picture :3