i think it’s funny when people generalize people in the US and then get made when people generalize their country like chances are their country has the population smaller than one of the big cities in the US

no no it was my mistake for going on instagram for 2 minutes 🫩

chocolate doesn’t go on sale on the 15th here???

i wanted the drafts feature for so long and yet i’ve not made a single one

love how nobody commented on my dish of glorp lmao that does NOT look like food sorry to myself

saying it’s “not that deep” is the death knell of intellectualism as we know it

The fuel/ the vessel

oh you said i’m so tight? it’s probably because of the overwhelming anxiety i have over the unending success that withholding education and wealth leading to class infighting not just in the US but globally by way of american imperialism all stemming from the ideology of white supremacy

new remember sports album we’re so back (this means nothing to most people)

i need someone to take over

slay or slay not, diva, there is no gag

rebecca black on february 10th, 2011:

hate that when i google random thing-“cartoon” the image search has become inundated with ai 🤢🤢 like babe if i wanted a disgusting uncanny valley image i would ruin the environment myself because i already would not care!!

i feel like my standards aren’t that high. i just want a moderately attractive and fit man who is the perfect match/foil to my personality while having my exact sense of humor. also money would be nice

Oh

you all better be thinking this about me or so help me

the suns not up and yet i’m already treating hinge like social media - replying to everyone i like with a meme 😌

hi :)

just saw some ding dong on here saying they went to do a contact sport with a fever to sweat it out. so we’re just still being stupid now, alright

i made it so when i ask my google home if im gay it turns the lights pink and says, “well, yes!”

i saw that guys in glasses are hot trend and yall would not say that to a guy who actually needs glasses because they look sooo bad

hi :)

being a big boy taking a bathroom selfie in a different bathroom

i feel like trying to feed me is like trying to feed a dying cat - just mild, palatable mush

need someone to come and rip off my jaw

just got a root canal done in all four canals of my tooth. applause and forehead kisses please 😔

basically been on an all liquid diet for a few days and done see it ending soon (tooth reasons) i’m going to be so snatched tho

me rn:

i have a root canal scheduled for monday which means i will be suffering this entire weekend 😔

Told the teams chat I was off to take a walk #fcf

so you’re telling me that grindr, an app about human connection (however transient and shallow it may be) is now offering a service using AI? and it can cost up to 500$ a month? we need to just meet in the woods again

more of me adding on: it’s the duality of things needing to get worse so people can wake up and see how bad it is so that change can happen versus the worst parts of the “getting worse” directly affecting Black and brown people disproportionally compared to white people

not me getting nostalgic for three years ago lmao

got nothing respectful to say 😶‍🌫️

it doesn’t escape my notice that this environment much like the entire world is built and set up for white people. from small things like excessive labeling on nonwhite bodies vs white bodies, to the general white leftist space that’s taken root here like most other leftist spaces. i’m just tired

basically what i’m saying is i need white people to get off their moral high horse when quite frankly survival is on the ticket for every single person from Black and brown communities

Loot that drops after defeating me: 👢 Tabi boots (+1 dex) 💊 Lactase enzyme x10 🃏 Tarot deck of many things 👜 Luxury bag of holding 📖 Book of queer longing (-1 cha) 🔪 a knife (for stabbing)

i forget that a lot of the people i interact with on here are white and get to hold the privilege of staying 100% aligned with their morals. like im an insane commie leftist who wants to upend the system but i also know that it’s the Black and brown people who are always affected the most

i’ll believe it when i hear it. fool me once

okay honestly i’ve thought about it and im picturing gaudy sculptural pieces. like irl corinthian and ionic column bodices on body suits?? architectural shiny gold jewelry?? PLEASE

why the FUCK are they offering certificates for learning using ai?? we need to kill all computers or something because WHAT

i am being so serious when i say this: monica förster, your bowls are booty holes

my mouf is numB

i know nobody follows me for fashion stuff but news just broke about pieter mulier becoming creative director of versace after leaving alaïa and suffice to say i’m excited. the graceful power he developed for alaïa at a caustic high-energy brand like versace? i’m so curious

isn’t it weird how everyone has a little chair with a hole in it that you sit on naked and push it out and then when it’s done you flush it down into a series of tubes that all connect together

just saw that i’m on a list called bluesky elders, you can call me dad now ig 😔

just me surrounded by a bunch of white balls

There is no such thing as "ethical AI" when we're talking about ANY of the LLMs/genAI models that can create even somewhat usable text, images, videos, music or voices because they were all trained on stolen data and they all use massive amounts of resources. Pass it on.

i sent in my expired US drivers license to see if they can do anything for me now that i have permanent residence here 🤞🏽 fully prepared to take the tests again though so whatever lol

There’s something foreboding about the facial recognition/audio enhancing AI startup Apple just bought being from Israel. I mean it’s bad regardless of where it’s from, but it feels like there’s significance to this.