just got two crowns in! who wants to see inside my mouth? 😇

my eye is swollen

the fun thing about weight loss isn’t just that your clothes fit differently, but that my rings don’t even fit the same anymore

if you’re going to do hatsune miku cosplay, do it right!! overpluck your brows so that you have razor thin eyebrows millennial women would have killed for in the 2000’s!!

girls trip spoiler alert: puss puss is the best song on the whole album omg

homura flew so this crowd of teenagers could smoke cigarettes

celebrating walpurgisnacht in honor of homura getting tore up a million times to try to save her best friend/lover

yall sometimes my job is cool and i get free things that are classified that i cannot tell yall about even though i really want to

i miss the mountains

my boss used this meme at work i love her so much

just spent 80 bucks in a coffee shop it’s so funny being me

i forgot everyone in the world isn’t 180+/ basically 6’ lmaooo i need to travel more often

i need to be invited to someone’s big life event so i can pull attention by wearing my tabi boots

done packing for my trip 💜

don’t skip! post yourself in another country

this should be ME

if you are a gemini: GET AWAY FROM ME

you don’t understand how stuck on pokopia i still am

A naked man for #MCM? I’m really being so scandalous today

that post 10-mi run dehydration…

last night

successful RSD ✌🏽

im a bluesky invite only user im used to this bullshit back in my day we used to drink from the hose

wait i forgot i needed to put this out there before i see too many theories: act iii first single on may day and then the album out juneteenth

just made plans to go out for drinks with the girls (gay men)

the town i live in isn’t that small but i love how people do food influencing here like yes diva that is the restaurant in the middle of town everyone knows about and has been to

why didn’t anyone tell me hayley williams can play the theremin???

has anyone been to zurich and have any recommendations?? note: i’m broke

excited to see my derm who is this little polish lady who doesn’t speak english so i need to have a translator in the room. so fun

robyn is such a weeb lmao

i need to tan i look like im seriously ill

just got normalmogged 😔

i’m normalmaxxing so hard rn

chili 5 way 2nite

my uncle died last week and of course my family is fighting about everything. i wanted to jump in too, but thankfully stayed out. i forgot how much my family brings out the worst in me

i’m still so incredibly obsessed with pokopia 💀

hayley williams you will always be famous

good morning i’m still here

didn’t realize slayyyter’s tour tickets dropped omfg feeling lucky that i got mine

sat in the sun reading Pokemon Adventures on my lunch, maybe life is a little bit okay

i’m not leaving because i’m scared or because i think i’m not enough, because for the first time in my life i know i’m enough 😭😭😭 she really ate eleanor up 😭😭😭😭😭

watching crazy rich asians as background and i feel like im on a plane 😭😭😭

i wish you guys could see the world from my eyes (my cleavage looks insane right now)

this is how i picture most of you, fyi

i need to get more esoteric. NOW!!!

worked out for the first time since getting my new tattoo

i’m making croutons out of a failed sourdough loaf and it smells amazing omfg i love food so much

why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?

one thing is for sure and that’s how i’ve yet to see a good april fools thing from anyone