Preparing to deliver my 'speech' tomorrow. Stay tuned (or don't).

It is time. Big changes are coming. Stay tuned for an announcement, or don't.

We live in a world where vibes explain as much as 70% of all things.

I have been overwhelming saddened today, and all week. If he were just the head of the Catholic church, I was never and am not actively Catholic enough to care about just that.

When you often think "does this rule apply to me?" then you are probably the type of person why the rule was put into place.

Watching the Chernobyl meltdown in real time. youtu.be/OG6GpUUIb3s

my cat thinks he owns the sofa. he's right.

I think it is finally time to set up LinkedIn emails as spam

Help me (to stay awake) ObiWan Kenobe. You're my only hope.

Feeling quite well lately, ever since turning down the number of news feeds directed towards me just a tad.

"A person who thinks only about building walls... and not of building bridges, is not Christian." -Pope Francis, 2016

He is risen

Microsoft to skip Windows 12 and go straight to MS-13 In unrelated news, Trump plans to deport Bill Gates.

Infinity War >>> Endgame, but that moment when Scott and Jessy stare at each other and then hug ... ❤️

V for Venn Diagram.

On CNBC today, Elizabeth Warren had to explain to anchor Sara Eisen that Congress can in fact take away Trump's tariffs authority, and also that America is not ruled by a king who can make laws by decree.

You have 4 minutes to finish your tax return in you are on eastern time!

Remember when erotica existed and thrived? You know when it had not yet been banished into obscurity and replaced with hyper-stylized porn? I don't either.

Tired of your bleak timeline over "there"? Try new Twitter Bleach! 100% guaranteed to take X out of dark mode and make it bright and sacred. #616

Falcon 9? I say Falcon NEIN!

Being offline and unreachable is true luxury.

Bill Maher is not a liberal, he is a rich simp.

No tariffs for tech bros. What insanity is this.

promises, promises.

Missy Elliott ... still defining music since the 1990s. CULO!

What is Benson Boone on, because that is a LOT of energy!

Remember Solar Panels? Yeah, so do I, then tariffs on China happened.

Tonight: Superman (1978). Typewriters, cigarettes, landlines, "there's no 'g' in brazier," and lines like "could you be a pet and mail this for me" by Louis Lane. Not the biggest fan of the 'rescuing the princess' trope, but still a great movie. RIP Christopher Reeve.

Forget 'what a difference 3 months make' ... what a difference 3 days make.

175,000,000% tariff on China goes into effect at 2pm today.

Bear traps bite! Story at 11.

How stock markets work, as per gummy bear analysis.

A Cuban refugee and grandfather, in the US for 45 years, was arrested today by the Trump admin. Maybe that will wake people here in S. FL up, but I doubt it. www.newsweek.com/cuban-americ...

How to work efficiently: 1. Close YouTube 2. Close all internet browser tabs 3. Put your phone out of reach

Clippy >>>>>>> Cortana

Life is like a box of wine. You know exactly what you're going to get. (A 30% tariff for a bad experience.)

Trump has wiped out trillions in wealth from ordinary Americans in two days. He isn't just into findom, he is the ultimate finDON.

DOW is down ...but measles is UP

He must be from the US, under Trump 2.0

Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man ... Trump's anthem? "I really f-d it up. Didn't I."

Blame Canada

1945 - 2025 ...the age of America.

The "American Orange-Man" is the worst thing that ever happened to America.

The "Borg Queen" was the worst thing that happened to The Borg.

To paraphrase Ambassador Spock: "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the Trump."

Anyone who supports these import taxes is either a liar or an imbecile..

It looks like APPL is going to fill that gap around $180.

It is a good evening to watch Star Trek Voyager's series finale. Imagine being able to travel back in time and undo the disaster that started in November 2017.

I might never have an orange again, out of principle.