aggressively american evening.

Gingerbread houses 🩷🎄

I do my little projects and decorate my classroom and see all my kids and I know childcare and daycare is where I’m meant to be. But fuck man, wish it paid what we deserve lol

getting our room ready for this month 😂💚♥️

thankful for these turkeys 🦃🍁🧡

Have to start a new shit I need to do thread since my other one was on Twitter Send Jacqui the Carters info Go through texts Put away laundry Update grocery list

long year we’ve been having this month

$10 and I’ll comment “lmaaaaooooo” on all your ex’s pics with their new bae

I think the most annoying thing about following tattoo pages for the art and the inspo is that no matter how talented the artist is they can’t change the quality of your skin and some peoples skin is just like literal human canvas for tattoos

How come every time you come around I’m screaming, screaming, crying, throwing up

*to the tune of London bridge* screaming, crying, throwing up

me, overfilling my washing machine: this’ll all cook down

I love when people have a baby and they’re like “my heart has never been so full” and it’s like justttt waaaiittt lmao wait til your baby smiles or snuggles you or learns something new or laughs or says their first word… it gets better and better omg

Audri has learned how to go “oooooowwwwww!!!!” no idea where she got it from but she does it all the time when literally nothing is happening and it’s so fucking cute and funny lol

I have cramps and my nose is bleeding rough start today folks

people like this just OUT THERE EXISTING IN THE WORLD like they aren’t living breathing art 😭😍

love how mean ass judgmental girls on twitter always seem to have a bio that says “jesus lives in my heart” like babe jesus is scratching at the door trying to get tf out

whoever coined the term “terrible two’s” must have simply never met a three year old in their entire life.

It’s 2024, but I’ve loved you since 2016 🖤🌸

Nina has started this weird new stim where she rubs her thumbs against the inside of her hands whenever she takes a bite of food lol

🖤🍄

well today was mondayest Tuesday I’ve had in a while lmao

11 months 🌸🥹🩷

is it just me or does it feel like all of the big human rights progressions we’ve made in the last 20 years or so just tripped on a rock and slid its way back to the bottom of the mountain

My coworkers always say neenz looks like Snow White lmao so cute

You wanna know something weird. My coworker was in nursing school and did all her fingerprinting and background check shit for nursing. When she came to childcare they made her do it again because it’s “not the same department”. Ok but it’s the same fingerprints????

the person to first cook and serve a turkey must’ve been like “for tonight’s meal I’ll be serving a chicken that’s been been made out of napkins”

I am grateful that I have somewhere to sleep every night

Ive given it a lot of thought and I think Pampers is better than Huggies

I woke up just now and legit feel like I was hit by a truck.

Just because I carry it well doesn’t mean it isn’t heavy.

first time on the swings 💜

Today was for sure a Monday. Good lord. Kids were so whiny and we had to get teachers out early so we wouldn’t go over hours. like, there’s still the same amount of kids here bro we need the teachers lmao I cannot stand corporate. just no clue what they’re saying half the time

Lidocaine patch instructions: apply a patch to the area that is causing pain Me:

My husbands ability to lay down and instantly fall asleep feels like an act of terrorism

oh it’s RAININNGGGGG

darth neenz

I know I have a lot of book people so if any of yall can recommend

Woman culture is looking at pictures of yourself from three years ago & going, "I was more insecure & less myself back then" & being appreciative of yourself & the process

girl culture is looking at pictures of yourself from three years ago and going “I was prettier back then” and repeating that process every year of your life

“Bluesky is an echo chamber” As opposed to truthsocial which is filled with diversity and unique takes

we learned a new trick

I really do judge how good a book is based on how physically disoriented I am when I close it

when you’re catholic what’s that thing the priests do right before you’re about to die it’s called like final something or something like that I cannot think of the name

your honor in my clients defense, who really gives a fuck

unable to escape the chokehold that the dandadan opening has on me

hi 🩶

adhd fucking sucks because it forces you to behave a certain way then bullies you about it