I don't think we'd be able to handle young leftist politicians cause there'd be too much thirst for them

Me: Not out at work, getting properly gendered by people by accident over email as I have a feminine government name Macho Man Randy Savage: I'm living in a nightmare of my own creation

Advent calendar but for progesterone

@badambulist.bsky.social Collab w/my partner @nullobite.bsky.social

Random fliers I've done

I think about this image daily

Feel like nobody ever talks about how android phones seemingly have the ability to merge emojis on the fly to make utterly bizarre shit

@badambulist.bsky.social Only like a chapter or two into book 3 of Dorley, but would a chaser be like a supervillain if they got grabbed

When they talk about every queer friend group needing that one wholesome cis straight guy

From when I worked at an Urban Outfitters

Shout-outs to the year of 1816

Birthday cake from a few years ago

I Saw the TV Glow Speedrun (100% All Bosses Bad End)

Tried to do human trans-mutation on myself and now this dipshit showed up

Feel like video game fandoms are the new equivalent to bandana color coding

@badambulist.bsky.social A Dorley mug if I've ever seen one

At Hogwarts in class against a Boggart Thin teenage boy steps in front of it Boggart twists into a mirror version of the boy, but broader, shorter hair, and the shadow of a beard "Well Sam that's strange , it's just kind of you but like, a bit more of a man. What's there to fear about that?"