I think of I were Rex, I wouldn't be trying to be all matey with Chris. And why should Chris like it that he's seeing his ex wife? I think that would be a bit weird actually. #thearchers

Jakob gets the wrong end of the stick, and thinks that Kate wants to move to Scotland without actually asking her if she wants to move to Scotland. With hilarious consequences! #thearchers

Nice one Brian! That will really put the cat among the pigeons! #thearchers

A friend of ours bought the Aldi Espresso Martini flavoured Wensleydale cheese last Christmas. I had to try it 'for research purposes'. I have to report it was beyond disgusting (unsurprisingly!) #thearchers

Nice one Brian, so sensitively done.... not. #thearchers

Ruairi doesn't want to move back to Home Farm (and who can blame him). So don't move back there, Ruairi! Get a place with Paul, or rent somewhere on your own. You're an adult! #thearchers

RESURRECT THE CIDER CLUB! #THEARCHERS

Will is obviously delighted about the baby... #thearchers

Will: these pictures are amazing! Amber, how did you get them onto the computer? Amber: I scanned them. Will, with a S-C-A-N-N-E-R. #thearchers

Please Rex and Alice.... not while I'm eating! #thearchers

Nigel Farage had blamed Deform's loss on sectarianism and family voting, but has neglected to mention the fact that I joined the #Green party as a significant factor in the #GordonandDenton by-election!

I thought this was for real @thecidershedpod.bsky.social #thearchers

I would rather gnaw my own legs off than hear Alice and Rex having beaver chat. Also Alice, that story about Ruth and David on Valentine's Day. It's really really dull and not worth repeating #thearchers

Mason Verger gets his just reward. Maybe what Ruairi deserves too! #thearchers

I really don't like Ruairhi. And that opinion of him was formed long before the recent horrifying revelations! Never been a great fan of Brian either. Don't be fooled by the cravat and the tasseled loafers. He's a piece of work. #thearchers

Alice: mmm, how am I going to ask Rex out? I know! I'll agree to accompany him on some stupid wild goose chase to find something that some punter claims they've lost in his taxi! #thearchers

A lot of tweetalongers think that Brian is covering for someone, quite plausibly Ruarhi. I think Brian was perfectly likely to have done it. He had the means and the motive. One thing is for sure, George has a recording and he's going to do something with it. Maybe blackmail? #thearchers

Just tell David you've booked the table for Friday, Ruth! FFS how complicated can you make it?? #thearchers

I think Amber's mum is right! #thearchers

Has George had a personality transplant, and is Amber's dad Ray Winstone? #thearchers

Your chance to escape Stella!!! #thearchers

Did Cleo swallow Stella's strap-on? #thearchers

Are we ever going to find out who hit George over the head with a bottle or is it going to be, like the bunting, one of the great #thearchers unsolved mysteries? And also I'm wondering has Brad been hung out to dry? We can only speculate on how he's feeling atm as he's not been in it for a while.

Couldn't David and Ruth go to somewhere a little bit more exciting than the Bull? Maybe even (gasp!) to Felpersham? #thearchers

No wonder everyone's so impressed with the Peggy Woolley memorial stained glass artwork.... #thearchers

I can't wait for Borsetshire Life to come and do a feature on the Peggy Woolley artwork.... #thearchers

I'm very disappointed that we didn't hear Tracy's reply to the toast to the lassies. #thearchers

Amber is only 30 days pregnant. The risk of miscarriage is high until the end of the first trimester (someone correct me if I'm misinformed). So early days to be announcing it. #thearchers

Emma is spot on. George and Amber both need a reality check. Not that they will listen. Will is useless too. #thearchers

Maybe you should have thought about the fact that wiping the CCTV was a criminal act before you went and did it, Fallon! #thearchers

You might not love Brad so much when you find out your fiancé would prefer to be with him, George! #thearchers

George is so detached from reality he thinks that Amber being pregnant is the best news. Here's the thing George, you've got no job, no qualifications, few prospects, an anger issue, and it's my no means certain that you will be forgiven.Never mind the Brad situation.God help your child. #thearchers

What is Amber like? She intentionally tried for a baby with George, whilst having doubts about their relationship. She loves George, but can tell Brad anything, he thinks before he opens his mouth, and he makes her feel safe. And loves him too? WTAF? What a potential mess! #thearchers

I would go to a meditation class run by Jakob! Think I would give pilates by candlelight a miss. #thearchers

We all know you're not going to turn it down, Akram #thearchers

So has George turned a corner then and seen the light? All pally with uncle Chris now. And Amber (let's just pretend last week never happened, babe) back onside. I'd be pretty hacked off if I were Brad, how is Amber going to handle that? (Maybe he bottled George.You couldn't blame him!) #thearchers

You've got George a new gaming chair, Will? A new gaming chair?? FFS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? #thearchers

@thecidershedpod.bsky.social My thoughts exactly! #thearchers

Who wiped the CCTV? Kenton, Fallon or Tracey? #thearchers

I'm sure Amber is feeling guilty, but pretending the previous week didn't happen is NOT the answer... #thearchers

That situation was handled so badly by Emma will and Eddie. I don't know how realistic that scenario would be.I'm no social worker & hve no experience of dealing with these things.They wouldn't be happy with George lying,and hitting Ed, but would they really turn against him so quickly?? #thearcherd

I've missed the last two episodes, it being Christmas and all. Hasn't Harrison gone round and laid into George after Kenton told him what George said to Fallon? #thearchers

Wise words from Lynda to Ruarhi. #thearchers

I actually like Shula. I think she comes in for a lot of unfair criticism. So there! #thearchers

Ed, your condition to George and helping him get the help he needs to get through this, has to be HONESTY. He has to tell Emma, of of her can't it won't, you need to walk away. (He might lamb you one again mind!) #thearchers

Eddie could have got this turkey plucker attachment for an electric drill off the internet for only £108 ffs! #thearchers

Nigel Farage won't apologise for his history of racism because "if he apologised, he would be turning to his own support base and saying, ‘You’re all guilty too,'" a Reform source tells the Times. So essentially he was a racist and he believes his supporters are racists too

Can't believe that Pat and Clarrie could've plucked the turkeys that quickly. How many were there? Two? #thearchers

Butt out Joy! #thearchers

Eddie's turkey plucker works like a dream.... thought no-one ever! #thearchers