Wake up and smell the coffee, Amber! You do not know George. I can't see how the real George can possibly measure up to the fantasy George you want him to be, and therein lies tragedy ahead... #thearchers

If #Trump gets the #Nobelpeaceprize, I'm sending mine back!

George: I can't do another 6 weeks! The listeners: Nor can we! #thearchers

I almost feel sorry for George. #thearchers

"you've got such great taste, Amber!" #thearchers

I'm a dog walker/boarder. I'll look after Cleo, my rates are very reasonable, Stella. #thearchers

Please Stella, don't do it! I'm on my knees!! #thearchers

"I can see Nathan Booth looking disgruntled about his limp cucumber". I know the feeling, Alan! #thearchers

More speeches like the one on Laura Kuenssberg please Keir Starmer.

Emma and Amber should have been straight with George from the get go. They are infantilising him and in doing so inhibiting him from making a go of his life once he's out. #thearchers

PLEASE DON'T DO IT STELLA!! #thearchers

As a firmware male escort, Ruairrrhi is so well qualified to run the farm. #thearchers

Much as I dislike George, please scriptwriters, have a heart, and let old Bartleby live until George gets out of prison? #thearchers

George has played Amber like a fiddle. I wonder if she will realise at some point? #thearchers

Brad you're worth a hundred of George #thearchers

Is Ruarhi going to be the new farm manager? #thearchers

Stella. Ditch Pip. Please. #thearchers

I'm probably running against the flow of majority opinion here, but I don't think Zainab should've doused Lawrence in orange juice, however objectionable he was (and is). People like him are never reflective, he'll just just double down and make things worse for Chels and Zainab. #thearchers

I would like Lynda to tell the ghastly Lawrence to stick his blackmail threats where the sun don't shine! #thearchers

I know it shouldn't bother me, but this Dross SL is pants. #Thearchers

A sponsored swim in lake Buttermere?? #thearchers

Do we know the nature of Chelsea's bullying? (Sorry, haven't listened for a while) #thearchers

George is an incel. How is he going to vote with a real life bride when he gets out of clink? #TheArchers

I haven't listened to #thearchers for 7 days. I swear people tweet ridiculous invented storylines just to wind me up. Like the Miranda/Brian SL for a start. It has to be a bluff, surely? It's completely daft!

Alan, you are being very unprofessional #thearchers

So is the village shop now a cross between B&Q and Selfridge's? And who makes their sandwiches. They seem a bit upmarket for a village shop. #TheArchers

Peggy's left all her dosh to some random visitor to the Laurels. #thearchers

Chris and Alice: We're fine, yes fine.... Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Emotional! #TheArchers

Stop propping Helen up, Ian! She is behaving like a spoiled teenager and doesn't deserve a friend like you. #TheArchers

None of your business which card Jazzer buys, Susan and Jim. You can at most advise (if your advice is sought). But you can't refuse to sell him the card! #thearchers

Dane is not remotely amusing, Helen. Why are you laughing so uproariously? #TheArchers

I think Hannah is ok. I don't blame her for being cross work all those incompetent men, behaving like a bunch of tossers! #TheArchers

Fundraising for the #dyfiospreyproject In memory of my cousin. £250 raised so far. He loved watching the live feed when he was having chemo last year. Sadly he didn't get to see the birds arrive this year.... He would've been delighted. www.justgiving.com/page/dicks-o...

I have NO interest invested in Rochelle.None at all.I think she's dull and one dimensional with a very irritating voice.I don't care if she's arrested and imprisoned, or spends the rest of her life with Rex on a narrow boat having convinced him she's not so bad really.I just don't care. #TheArchers

Rochelle wants a floor plan?? #TheArchers

Rochelle is looking for a father figure to replace the one she never had. Does she think that Vince could fill that void? God help her..... #TheArchers

Please can we have some Brian/Miranda action? Or some Kate/Jacob action? Or even some Pip/Stella action? Because I am heartily fed up with Joy Mick and Rochelle. And Freddy, Vince, Jolene and Lilyan. #thearchers

The Eddie CV thing is bonkers. Eddie couldn't write a CV like that, and no-one, NO-ONE would ask him to write one for them! #TheArchers

Justin Elliott currently helping Hercules Poirot on #bbcr4extra ! Slightly disconcerting.... #thearchers

I haven't listened to #thearchers for a week, having been holed up in a cottage in Wales without radio or internet. Listened last night. What the f*CK is going on? Rochelle and an Alsatian? Clarrie sacked but aced the interview?

Why can't Clarrie and Susan do a jobshare? #TheArchers

Why didn't Natasha ask you Tom? Do you want me to answer that? Nice one, Kirsty #TheArchers

I wouldn't call Jack Vettriano a painter.

Zelenskyy is the only world leader prepared not to kowtow to The Donald. It makes me sick the way the world is going....

I didn't know George could actually write... #TheArchers

I think it was a shame we weren't privy to Linda telling Lawrence he was a racist pig, tying him up and tattooing it on his chest. #TheArchers

#RefugeesWelcome please share.

The egg boiling technique only works if you keep the cool pan strictly at 30 degrees. Hard if you put a hot egg in it! #BBCr4BH

#bbcr4bh #broadcastinghouse Starmer sounds like a Pixar animated teabag. Or a dalek

Maybe Zainab is more interested in girls than boys? #TheArchers