What to wear ․․․ ․․․⠀what to wear․ Or better yet : what to transform into ․․․⠀🤔

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This could very easily be us right now．

What does a villainous ...⠀handsome sovereign such as myself have to do to get quality head around here❓ ．．． Asking for a friend of mine．

Imagine tryna get in these pants that easily． Ya better do something for me first‼️ I get things done the hard way．

．．． I do not have to explain anything．

（⠀The uncontrollable desire to commit unspeakable actions right now is exceedingly high right now．）

taurus. I have been verified． NO LAW CAN STOP ME NOW．

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（⠀．．．） （⠀Instantly headlocks him and tightens the grip．） GIMME THAT BACK‼️

（⠀Staring． ᅠ⠀Gulp．） ．．． No．

Imagine struggling in this current heatwave． Could never be me． （⠀Sipping on a bottle of water．）

（⠀Ensue a lengthy pause before swiftly grabbing that tongue and striking his features with both said tongue and curled up fist of hardness．） DO．YOU．HAVE．ANY．IDEA : HOW．LONG．THAT．TOOK⁉️💢

What the FU⸻⁉️ H E Y❗ （⠀Instantly head locking him aaand grabbing his jaw ...⠀shaking the purple hybrid side to side frankly．） SPIT 'EM OUT‼️

Nothing grander than having a massive plate of food riiiiight in front of you ⸻ newly made and prepared to be gobbled up by yours truly．⠀The only thing missing is the drinks． The choices are endless : Sparkle Water from Bubblaine sounds good．

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Holy sweet Star Spirits above ... ...⠀the temperature is immensely high than usual． Who angered the sun⸻⁉️🥵

Who is the № 1⃣ best father of all time❓ （⠀Pointing at himself using both of his thumbs．）

Morning chumps．

I dunno why this is happening ... ...⠀but I have this huge craving for some quality eggs．

（⠀Tooootally not slooooowly stroking that phallus of his via observing certain images on his mobile phone．）

All these losers having different voices except me 'cause I am just built different I suppose．🤷‍♂️

Ya know what time it is． Expect me to wear this for the ENTIRE MONTH⸻❗️

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Someone page the KING of AWESOME❓

（⠀Tooootally not unleashing the Dickoopa with a gargantuan broad smile across that visage of his．）

（⠀Unzipping his baggy trousers．）

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👉👌❓

（⠀Exceedingly better now that the towering tyrant has a refreshing drink heading his way❗⠀What sort of drink did this fine maid provide him❓ ）

⬅️ （⠀Relaxing outside his castle —— hands behind his head and feet up．⠀Sharp toothy broad smile across visage and sunglasses covering those fiery orbs．） You cannot get any better than this．

No wai———‼️

ZIP IT‼️ REVERT ME BACK IMMEDIATELY‼️‼️

WHAT IS HAPPENING⁉️

Then explain why are we not in YOUR parks❓

No．

Listen to this Undertale reject talking nonsense．

Puh－lease❗ No one can handle the might of yours truly． Do me a huge favour and do not even bother trying．

（⠀Slooooowly leaning forward with clasped hands underneath his chin —— puffs of smoke emitting outta both his nostrils and sharp teeth．） I better see a clean bottle❗

（⠀Leans back on his throne．） （⠀Fingers clasped．） （⠀Legs crossed．） （⠀Eyebrows furrowed with a massive grin．） Chug it 'til the last drop．

（⠀Observing exceedingly closely．）

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What are you gonna do about it❓

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MY GAME WOULD BREAK THE BANK THE GENERAL AUDIENCE KNOWS ME MORE THAN HIM

The most obvious answer is right in front of your eyes．

（⠀Sipping his morning coffee with his mirrored hand slipped inside his baggy trouser pocket ， clicking his tongue afterwards．） Morning ， losers．