I’m out bar hopping! Getting my patio season on

a little morning gardening, maybe a nap, shaping up to be a fine day.

I have licked so many fish the last 2 days.

Going up north with dad is the best

Merry throw back Thursday

My dad is home! (he took my little person on a post 9th grade little trip). I got a haircut. She had a lot of fun. No one wants to sing for Taco Tuesday

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(Second one, also Satan approved)

Teehee (Satan approved)

My dad would like everyone to know. He was out on the boat in the sun all day. He had many Hamms beers, a spotted cow, and is now partaking in michigans finest products. Everything will hurt tomorrow, but not tonight! Anything from this point forward is not my fault.

Happy Sinday! I went to a baseball game last night and today I’m Captaining my people (well I’m mostly sleeping but I had a busy day yesterday) around the river. Do dastardly today! It only comes once a week.

in case any of you ever wonder. The service at this Establishment is awful. Service is slow. The portions are way too small. The wait staff argues. I believe they save all the good stuff for themselves in the back kitchen while giving us the castoffs. 2/10 #zeromichelinstars #abuseddogs

I dont know if I follow any Dalmations on here... But be on alert. Between this nutcase and She Bitch Noem none of us are safe.

It’s Friday! #dadwontletmegointhere

Merry Thursday. Dad doesn’t want me up here so I’m gonna stay here all day. Right outside that window is about 25 police dogs, and I’m supervising. This NEEDS to be done, he doesn’t understand. #imtheboss #providingfeedback #damntheman

For those that are Renegades. New song today, and it’s one of those in the feels ones #ren #caskets youtu.be/Hd19DLlHA7w?...

Happy Hump day sinners. It’s gloriously cool this morning. My favorite bar patio opens today (they give me food allllll the time). Outside of not waking up to the news today, it’s gonna be a great Wednesday cause I said so

Let’s try this again with the picture my stupid human was too stupid to include in the post, cause he’s stupid. He let me lay next to him! (not cause he likes me, cause he’s too fat and lazy to kick me off his spot) #everyonelovessatan

I am ready for the weekend again! Let’s go! #ihatemonday #todayshouldbefriday #iwantmyboat

I blessed this fish on Sinday by kissing it before they threw it back so it can spread my blessing to the rest of them fish! #satanisforlovers #lickingfishisfun

If I fits I sits, if if don’t fit I sits. I do whatever I want.

There are now zero intact couch cushins on this couch! But BUT BUTTTTTTTTTT I did give my people a use for all the old baby blankets they had left over from when my little person was a baby. #helping #recycler #teehee

hay and horse shit in case you were wondering. #Ismellgood

Dads trying to run the demon from me for Mother’s Day so I’m not digging up flowers or eating stuff I’m not supposed to. Best of luck!

If you dont know Ren, this is a terrible place to start haha, but since im on a kick im gonna post this anyways (this guy is a genius as far as musicians go, although this he goes maybe way beyond music) If you arent familiar with Ren, start with Hi Ren youtu.be/MTn_bhTVr2U?...

First ones here today.

Since I am not allowed to go I sent my little person to represent for the women’s playoff hockey

When no one is paying attention to you, you make them pay attention to you. Problem solved

After spending the last 6 days with dad (4 of them just with him) I am being forced to leave the cabin to go home. I dont wanna go home. I love it here, and I love being with dad cause he lets me do stuff the other ppl wont. Sad times. Friday cant come fast enough

Im a dog (although one that is a goddess) and even I know having all the cards in Uno means you are losing....

Based on my dads behavior during this MN wild hockey game im not certain he will survive more than a couple games of this. Anyone know a good pawtourney who can write me in somehow?

Go job Habs. Now its time for the Wild to do something (without Ek yikes)

My dad thinks this song fits me because I forget how to be me on the boat. Its the only place im just not a psychopath (mostly). Dunno why, its my zen, I love the boat, and water, and looking and listening and just being one with it all. (Plus my dad loves Ren and Chinchilla)

I love deck naps (also its opening fishing this weekend)

Being queen of the underworld is exhuasting

@dazwhitehead1.bsky.social I got some

I have purified the waters of the big Lake (or cursed I guess, depending on your purview). Either way, you are welcome. (also Dad did not care for me deciding to go for a swim but he was stupid enough to let my leash go. Really me jumping on his lap as soon as we got in the car was his fault)

Dabbling with some new make up tricks today

Sry for being missing, my ppl took a break and went on a little trip #samoyed #ren #queen

I got to go to a protest today! I honestly feel like I am the perfect Doggess for this because I protest a lot. No Kings (only Goddesses)

Dear diary: the snow is gone. My bro is gone. My other bro is in a cone so my outside time is constantly monitored. The library across the street that had a constant stream of children who would pay attention to me, closed and moved a few blocks away. Could this week get any worse? Idk how.

Today was a hard one even for me. My people had to let my brother Cobber go today. We found out he had an aggressive bone cancer in a shoulder about two weeks ago and it progressed so rapidly his leg just stopped working last week. Due to his age and quality of life they let him go today

It’s 60 some degrees here today like 5 days after 15” of snow…

The people are at their favorite drinking hole and they have bag pipers

It’s going to be a collllddddddd st Patrick’s day parade here today, but I’ll be there in my backpack

I heart snow it should last forever

We are having the best day today.