Definitive proof that I am super tough. 100% real video of me. my ppl think my barking in the back yard is for no reason. Probably saved these aholes from being eaten

Me and my new follower (all of them really, im building an invincible army)

My people say we are expensive.. what a crock

Happy Saturyay

I was RUNNING

Went with dad in a road trip to Michigan today and got to play in the big lake a little

Dog pile on mom!

I have been informed by my dad’s TikTok algorithm that the rapture is happening tomorrow. If there are any of those of you here on that lunacy train (and since I obviously won’t be going) please DM me and I will shoot you my Venmo and Apple Pay accounts. You won’t need money where you are going

Had super fun yesterday. Got to see a giant dog with humps, ride a bus, ate a bee, ate a frozen banana covered in dirt. 9 thousand new souls I captured pet me. I walked about 10 miles. AND, I stole a steak sandwich right out of a child’s hand.

Return trip to the MN ren fest to entrap more souls

Account takeover by the ppl. Home coming for the highschooler (dad is old, and struggling with this). Beer by Founders. Ultimate Octoberfest. 10% barrel aged yums

I have begun to construct my army. starting with this stray I picked up at Home Depot. I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE

On squirrel patrol on my morning walk

Lookit how cute I used to be hahahaha I suckered these ppl in so bad.

Since my dream of being a Disney princess (or villain) is now dead, my next dream is to learn to drive

Some northern WI skies to brighten up Monday mornings

I love evenings when it cools off at the cabin. I wanna sleep out here tonight

Fashion

Me n shorty got our hairs done and a brushing out

No one should be shot and killed. That said my empathy is going to be the same as he mustered for murdered school children. A half hearted and meaningless thought and prayers.

I went to the spa today and dad tried to take a picture of my fresh doo and the bandana I’m gonna try to eat before someone steals it from me. But this is all you get from that attempt

Dad brought his new truck in to get stuff done to it and this was the claim number window hangie thing they put on the rear view mirror.

Have decided to self replicate myself into an unstoppable army of me.

It’s fair season in these parts and my little person got to do blind horse demonstrations with Blink. Blink is scary but has the absolute best poop on earth

I had a rough day of causing mayhem yesterday

I am a passenger princess

Tried out the tic tacs videos www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BWoJBD/

I am an excellent weighted blanket, according to me

Pulled dad a total of 8.4 miles yesterday at the Minnesota renaissance festival. So much fun, his legs hurt haha

I’m a dragon today at the MN ren fest

We better be driving to something good

Guess who got a fancy new personalized harness

Getting my butt hair all over moms pillow so she can sleep better

Does this harness make me look fat?

Happy rainy Friyay!

Blep

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8kXgfN5/ 100% all true

We don’t wanna do Tuesday today

Happy Monday, hopefully it is over soon!

Happy Sinday! I feel like this picture would make an excellent boy band album cover for an all dog band. Even though I am not a boy. I would be the lead singer obviously.

Banana ball for my ppl

Look how angelic I look (lmao)

Doin some window patrolling today. Keeping the neighborhood safe from kids going to the library, and squirrels

It was an eventful day. Lots of tree cutting. A trip to the ER. Moms banned from chainsaws. I’m too scared to poop. Barfed up a bunch of grass. Good times

1st. I DID NOT DO THIS! 2nd. I might need therapy from the loud noise, I’m gonna hide under dad’s desk till forever.

This is just plain disrespectful to my pulpit honestly. I’m going to torture both of them later #dogsofbluesky

Summer break is hard work, but I am here to supervise it is done appropriatelyish. #dogsofbluesky #samoyed