i'm like a radio how you can turn me up when you're feeling low

|| I think what I really need is some yalda time.

i'd be the best guy ever to eat food with because me (a clean fellow) would not leave you hanging. with food residue on your mouth

|| if I had to give odd a general vibe for a standalone yalda theme. it would really be like a SEGA arcady feeling song

awww. :(

|| grahhh. I wanna write stuff. throws this robot out

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I don't understand robots who hate humans so much. I mean sure they can be a little...I dunno, annoying, sometimes? But there's no harm in a little meat every now and then.

The horoscope said I was gonna be tense today because of the planets. But I feel fine......

today I just don't even give a coffee spelled backwards

|| screenshotted my post because those two words have the potential to summon The Wrong Audience

Man sends wife spreadsheet of all the times she denied him playing toys and having fun

Ehhh, it was kinda necessary... I was supposed to be the first combat android in a long line of other combat androids. Then me and my dad bailed! We packed up and ran away, never looked back.

yeah! he did it all by himself (and with a few hundred thousand dollars worth of resources supplied to him by the military)!

Dude my dad is so fucking cool. He made me

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︵ ㅤㅤ➣ㅤㅤ𝕮𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 —— 𝕭𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ︶ ㅤ

   ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀♡ — ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ 𝕰𝐍𝐃𝐒 . ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴛʜᴇ 𝕾𝑰𝑵 sᴘᴇʟʟs .    

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[ burning in hell ] thank you!

Business is so slow I'm about to underpay MYself

Today I'm moving sagaciously

Those who know:

Dissimilar to us he is indeed. Now, let’s show just HOW unlike him he is to us by making him the un-alived! And no, I do NOT mean in the Homestuck kind of way #MVTOP

me, if you even freaking care

You guys ever feel like there's this alternate, evil version of you that goes around trying to stir up trouble all the time.

If someone is mean to you or someone you like, don't be afraid to give them the ol' one - two! Or my personal favorite, the one - two - three - four - five - six - seven - eight - nine - ten - eleven - twelve - thirteen - fourteen - fifteen - sixteen - seventeen - eighteen - nineteen - twenty - twe

I think I deserve another vacation. As a treat!

I'M SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

[ Slow day at Bot Buddies. Idly drumming his finger along the counter as it rains nonstop outside... ] [ Resting his head, faceplate down at the counter. ] Ughhhhhhh. So boring. I ought to bring my gaming system down here..

hear me out for a second. what if...and bear with me here. there was a monster. EVERY week

She's taking the onyx right out of him. Poor guy.

Whenever I get sad I look at this picture.

TEMP PINNED.

it's so rainy out. really kills the mood........

hello everynyan!!

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