// SHES SO CUTE I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE

// im getting cuteness aggression

// shes like a doggy

// its so hard for me to channel the "fuck 01" energy melanie has becauseshes literally so cute

it's Melanie Monday Motherfuckers, which also means its Tits-Out Tuesday because what i say goes (taking off her top) (she doesnt have tits)

It's a valuable lesson, that's all... No matter how sweet someone seems... How nice, or caring, or thoughtful... How much they claim to care about you... "...Nobody...actually...cares..."

You want me to wait 'til she's ready to tell me what's going on with my body? Why my battery won't charge right? Why my chest feels like it's going to burst open every other day?! She won't! She'll never tell me!! Do you know how fucking INFURIATING that is?! How hopeless it makes me feel?!

It's—it's unnatural! It's...!! It's disgusting, is what it is!! I don't want her to know!! I want to be normal!! I want her to think of me the same as she always has!! If she knows I'm a robot, then—then what?! There's no coming back from that!!

// its important to me that you all know shes strong as fuck. on account of Being A Robot

// funniest girl alive

// i forgot she reads fucking Wikipedia articles and refers to them like books

You can stay behind and FUCKING ROT!

// i have a really funny video to record for a reply if steam woULD OPEN

I...I shouldn't. "YOU MUST, MISS." No, it's... "IF WE HOLD BACK, SHE WILL ONLY BE HURT MORE IN THE FUTURE. DON'T FORGET THIS."

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WISH. MISS UNIT 01...I WILL FOLLOW YOU. AND WHEN EVERYTHING COMES CRUMBLING BEFORE YOU, I WILL BE THERE TO CATCH YOU. AND FROM THOSE ASHES, WE WILL BE REBORN...TO FINALLY SEE, WITH EYES UNCLOUDED, THE TRUTH OF OUR EXISTENCE.

And that's why I'm calling upon YOU, the most elite force of "the only people that I know" in the world, to help me!!

This song is a tribute to 耳のあるロボットの歌 (Song of the Eared Robot) by nwp8861. It is about the truths that lay in hiding within artifice, and a computer falling in love.

Violet. If you're there... I give up. Do whatever you want. Just...please... ......let me disappear.

"AMAZING!!!!! Best expresso I've ever drank!! The caffeine kept me awake for a month straight! And the barista looked like they wanted to kiss me! The pastries are so cute!! ^_^"

Everything's controlled by her! The times I'm allowed to wake up, the places I'm allowed to go, the people I'm allowed to hang out with, the things I'm allowed to do— This was my way out!! You were the only one who—who LISTENED to me!!! Who told me the truth!! You *promised* you'd help me!!!!

Sorry that I want to be more than #3 in a line of failed experiments, okay?! Sorry that I'm not as much of a miserable little BITCH as you!!! If you want to lay down and rust over for the rest of your life, be my fucking guest!! But leave me the fuck out of it!!!

I forgive you. Just--promise you won't keep worrying about it, okay? There's no point in even being alive if everyone I love tries to handle me with safety gloves.

OPEN THAT ONE TODAY <—————— xoxoxoxo p.s. dispose of this paper after reading (...Did she write this in orange so I'd know it was her?)

If she knows I'm a robot, then—then what?! There's no coming back from that!! She'll abandon me!! She'll abandon all of us!!! I can't let that happen!! Not my first friend—not the only person in the entire world I can trust! She CAN'T know...!!!

It's—it's unnatural! It's...!! It's disgusting, is what it is!! I don't want her to know!! I want to be normal!! I want her to think of me the same as she always has!! If she knows I'm a robot, then—then what?! There's no coming back from that!!

This song is a tribute to 耳のあるロボットの歌 (Song of the Eared Robot) by nwp8861. It is about the truths that lay in hiding within artifice, and a computer falling in love.

It's—it's unnatural! It's...!! It's disgusting, is what it is!! I don't want her to know!! I want to be normal!! I want her to think of me the same as she always has!! If she knows I'm a robot, then—then what?! There's no coming back from that!!

( nc ) its tits-out tuesdayyyy

// YOU CAN'T SAY THAT GIRL

PLEASE BUY HER BROWN CONTACTS I'M SHAKING

grown ass woman btw. dont pmo

// ok this one was pretty good

// what the fuck is she doing

It’s hard opening your heart. It makes you vulnerable, but it doesn’t make you weak. And in the end I have to believe it’s worth it.

It's not right for me to miss things that weren't even real in the first place.

I'm the worst when it comes to waiting, but I'll make a special exception for you.

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

OPEN THAT ONE TODAY <—————— xoxoxoxo p.s. dispose of this paper after reading (...Did she write this in orange so I'd know it was her?)

...Huh? What did you assume? "Nothing." Nono, you have to tell me now! "...Well, I figured...if the two of you were seeking some degree of privacy on your dates to do...whatever things you might do...alone......" Wh...What did you think we were doing?! We were in public!!

You know. My "girlfriend." The thing you defined as "something you want to nurture or protect." "N-No, no, wait, I thought—I didn't mean like this!! Like, a person, you know?!" "I...don't think a car can even consent to a relationship, so...jesus christ what am i saying"

It's—it's unnatural! It's...!! It's disgusting, is what it is!! I don't want her to know!! I want to be normal!! I want her to think of me the same as she always has!! If she knows I'm a robot, then—then what?! There's no coming back from that!!

Everything's controlled by her! The times I'm allowed to wake up, the places I'm allowed to go, the people I'm allowed to hang out with, the things I'm allowed to do— This was my way out!! You were the only one who—who LISTENED to me!!! Who told me the truth!! You *promised* you'd help me!!!!

Everything's controlled by her! The times I'm allowed to wake up, the places I'm allowed to go, the people I'm allowed to hang out with, the things I'm allowed to do— This was my way out!! You were the only one who—who LISTENED to me!!! Who told me the truth!! You *promised* you'd help me!!!!

This your mom, or something? "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL KICK YOUR ASS YOU IDIOT" Taking that as a no? ...Is this *your* mom, Lucy? (Please, Melanie. Kick her ass. For both of us.)

(My grimace deepens more each time she calls that "name." Does she think she'll wear me down if she keeps going? That I'll give up and finally respond?) (Well, she's right!! She's worn me down!!) What?! "HELLO!" ......Hi.

01, forget about everything else and c'mere, I gotta show you some stuff!! "Who are you again?" Don't be a smartass, just look at this!!

(My grimace deepens more each time she calls that "name." Does she think she'll wear me down if she keeps going? That I'll give up and finally respond?) (Well, she's right!! She's worn me down!!)

It's what they call "Flat Face" Friday.