ok fine

Ahem. Flat face friday and so on

Mmmhggh

................ was that an option

You've come again to this wonderful place. Now suck on the flat beneath your face!

Flat Face Friday

I think they've changed the safety signs?

Thanks man. glad i can count on you

// if i ever said a bit in this series was my favorite i was lying. this ones my favorite

(Really loud drawn-out sigh)

.......... its Halloween?

(watching a ytp in her head) miami metro me metro pd. me met my

// shes like a doggy

// its so hard for me to channel the "fuck 01" energy melanie has becauseshes literally so cute

// funniest girl alive

// i forgot she reads fucking Wikipedia articles and refers to them like books

// fujoshing outtt

Uhhh, so, it's like... I don't have a lot of "battery," right? "Uh-huh...?" That's a metaphor, by the way. The battery part. "Right..." Think of it as like, a fake thing. Just symbolism, okay? "Got it..." So I have this fake battery that isn't real.

It's a valuable lesson, that's all... No matter how sweet someone seems... How nice, or caring, or thoughtful... How much they claim to care about you... "...Nobody...actually...cares..."

I feel like I'm going to start falling and never land. Just falling, falling, falling into darkness. Falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling, falling falling falling falling falling falling falling falling, falling falling falling

Quickly, I lift my sleeve up to wipe away whatever tears have started forming. But as I pull it away... No wet spot remains. A-Ah... Right, this isn't... This is a virtual world...this isn't my body, so I can't...actually cry...... Haha... ...Ahahaha...hahaha... Hahahahaha...!!!

Skill issueeee

...Huh? What did you assume? "Nothing." Nono, you have to tell me now! "...Well, I figured...if the two of you were seeking some degree of privacy on your dates to do...whatever things you might do...alone......" Wh...What did you think we were doing?! We were in public!!

// my Second favorite bit however is "so i have this fake battery that isnt real" and its subsidiaries (melanie ruining the point of a metaphor)

Uhhh, so, it's like... I don't have a lot of "battery," right? "Uh-huh...?" That's a metaphor, by the way. The battery part. "Right..." Think of it as like, a fake thing. Just symbolism, okay? "Got it..." So I have this fake battery that isn't real.

And that's why I'm calling upon YOU, the most elite force of "the only people that I know" in the world, to help me!!

I generally have a good memory, but in the heat of the moment, I don't think as clearly... "Heat? Do you get that flustered around me?" H-Huh? "Teehee. Just teasing! You're cute." I... Y-YOU'RE cute! "Wow Lulu, I thought it was all in my head, but I guess we *are* flirting, huh? You dog."

All your pain... All your sorrow...... That's right...it's okay... I'm going to take you someplace better... Somewhere I can always be at your side. Close your eyes... My sweet, darling little petal... And awaken in a world far kinder than this one.

You've spent much time with the human since we last spoke, yes? "Oh, yeah!! Basically every time I'm awake it's for gettin' some sweet Lulu action."

Am I your type. Before you answer take a look at all this

im literally always doing this

I was never meant to feel the things she does. It's not in my design. When I think about that, it feels like...from the moment of my birth, I'd already been denied my own happiness.

...Huh? What did you assume? "Nothing." Nono, you have to tell me now! "...Well, I figured...if the two of you were seeking some degree of privacy on your dates to do...whatever things you might do...alone......" Wh...What did you think we were doing?! We were in public!!

I was never meant to feel the things she does. It's not in my design. When I think about that, it feels like...from the moment of my birth, I'd already been denied my own happiness.

If she knows I'm a robot, then—then what?! There's no coming back from that!! She'll abandon me!! She'll abandon all of us!!! I can't let that happen!! Not my first friend—not the only person in the entire world I can trust! She CAN'T know...!!!

This was my way out!! You were the only one who—who LISTENED to me!!! Who told me the truth!! You *promised* you'd help me!!!! So what the fuck else am I supposed to do, Lucy?! Just DIE?!? Because she WON'T EVEN LET ME DO THAT!!!

it's early but... enjoy your Suck That Flat Face Friday once that wonder full sun rises, OK?