Holy shit, the Wild are on a channel I actually get and I can split-screen it with the NFL Combine. Throw on some Pokemon LeafGreen while I'm 15mg deep, and we are having a Friday night 😎

There's something to this Kyler Murray-Vikings chatter. It's been out there for a while and Tom of all people saying this is something. He still lives in MN and had the Darnold-Vikings connection 2 months before it happened.

Why "what happens to AEW" should be the least of your worries. This shit is disgusting and scary if it goes through.

Rumor has it the discourse in AEW Land is lame as hell today So to break it up, I'll say HAPPY GOTCHA DAY to my Moxley 😎 5 years with my boy

Time to start the Scrubs revival!

New worker: "Can I leave early today? My son is sick." Me: "Aw poor guy, of course! How old is he?" NW: "16." Me:

I'm sure it's been said a million times since last night, but it bears repeating - Penelope Ford has gotten raw deal after raw deal, and still keeps at it. That gold is coming, she deserves it as much as anyone at this point. #AEW

My 2-year-old daughter wanted to wear my Young Bucks beanie in the car today and then she refused to take it off for daycare 😎 Baby girl is a sicko 🔥 #AEW

Bluesky, the sports app. #GoBattlehawks

My cousin & I started the dueling "Let's go Wyatts/Let's go Shield" chants at the start of this match. I'll never, ever forget this one 🤼

I support this idea 100/100 times 🔥 #AEW

Willow rocks so hard. Legitimately the most badass smiley person I've ever seen. #AEW

Don't worry feelings, Daddy's gotchu

Another week started with crap news! We now turn to a live look at my brain

Fuck. If you're struggling, tell somebody. Fuck. So sad.

If Dementia Don doesn't give one, that'll be what solidifies the biggest blue wave you've ever seen in November

Tomorrow night! The word going around is that there will be a lot of new fans joining the F1RST Wrestling family! If you've never been to a F1RST Wrestling event, the Uptown VFW is the place to be. Come hang out, enjoy our show, and celebrate and support our community! 🌾

Fought some bullshit on my ER/hospital bill and actually won 💪

In case you were wondering if Twitter is still filled with monsters 🤼

I can't wait for the day Donald Trump [redacted] and his bloated [redacted] [redacted] starts to [redacted] into a sludgy pile of [redacted]

The drunk old guy at the bar you can't get away from

Swerve-Omega II could still go down at Revolution 👀 C'mon Capcom, you wanna be cool, dontcha? #AEW

I would fuck up a Cheesy Gordita Crunch right now

Remember 10 years ago when we were told Bernie was too old to be president? He was 74 then. Today, we have a 79-year-old senile blob of shit in the White House instead. Bernie is 10x sharper at 84.

Everyone coordinating to quietly sneak out would be a historically great prank

Okada must've come out of the C2 super banged up. He wrestled twice in January and has yet to wrestle in February, but keeps popping up in backstage segments. #AEW

If it wasn't for a historic royal arrest, AEW would still have at least the top 3 trending topics from how kickass Dynamite was last night

Bad news: my relocation is being delayed yet again Good news: I'll still be in MN for AEW Dynamite at Roy Wilkins on March 25 😎

The sequel is always worse

Maybe I'm depressed, but I could see Willow losing this one. #AEWDynamite

6. No one else stands a chance. If 9 & 10 were grouped together, then maybe it's closer, but it's clearly 6

Full support of this. Cassie Lee always cracks me up. #AEW

Successfully avoided #AEWGrandSlam spoilers and finished it up this morning. They just don't know how to miss on big shows. A flawless 2.5 hours and I'm already ready for Wednesday 🔥

Wait WHAT?! Next you're gonna tell me all the Marvel documentaries were an act 😂 and Bugs Bunny fucked up that coyote fr, don't even lie

Don't forget, especially when it comes to network stuff: Andrew Zarian >>> Dave Meltzer #AEW

Challenge accepted 🤼 #FUCKICE

Fuck yeah, Thekla. Fuck yeah. #AEWDynamite

Fletcher vs. Ciampa was fucking magic, holy shit 🙌 #AEWDynamite

Crap. Our realtor is gonna call us in a bit to talk us through a new offer on our house, but my wife & I just crushed some edibles 45 minutes ago

They're about to be more intimidated than ever when they see us out there in shorts once it hits 40. #ICEOUT

How the leftover birthday cake hits after kiddo goes to bed 🙌

Instacart banana ad is an early leader 😂

Thank god Grand Slam Australia is next week. World's End feels like a lifetime ago and I'm having AEW PPV withdrawals. This show should definitely scratch the itch

The same train of thought is how I quit training. I was event staff at a local ROH show and as I was watching the Hung Bucks in the main, I thought "holy shit, I'll never be this good. So why am I sacrificing to try?" And then I made peace with walking away. I miss it, but zero regrets.

Being a self-righteous scolder doesn't make you as evolved as you think it does

If you ever see someone in a Vikings lucha mask out grocery shopping, it's probably me

Didn't get a chance to watch most of #AEWDynamite last night, so I'm catching up now, and I gotta say.. Man whore Andrade cracks me the hell up

My sickos 😍 #FuckICE

The Pro Bowl did gift us something this year

What TK said: "...Britt’s somebody I really like and respect a lot and definitely think as we’ve evolved with more tag teams and singles wrestling opportunities now across multiple shows..." What TK meant: "Now that we have a tag division, we could probably hide her flaws better" #AEW