Did my best to avoid my abusive ex for 8 years despite living in the same city. Took a day trip to a different city 2 hours away and saw her at the train station waiting for the same train back home wtf did I do to anger god today? 🍳💀

As someone who has always been ambivalent to actively disliking of watching sports - holy shit the NHL is good. Gone from enjoying the Nottingham Panthers game every year on NYE to an active hockey watcher. Go leafs go!

Petition to rename the Nashville Predators to the Tennessee Pedos

Someone needs to tell Microsoft that “sunset coming” isn’t a weather update, it’s just the truth of every day.

I resent being born in 1994. I gained proper consciousness right around the 2008 financial crash, which means my hazy memories of sunlit rooms aren’t just nostalgia goggles - it genuinely was a better time. My later years can’t live up to the promises of my youth.

Putting aside how much I love Ella/Princess Mia - wtf is that Balenciaga shirt? Are people so devoid of personalities that they need to buy a fake metal/alt band tee from a fashion brand instead of just buying a shirt from a band they kind of like?

Horror/Comedy short film: Surprise Surprise but every wish Cilla Black grants is some monkey paw curse that’s needlessly cruel and over the top.

Once more the Green Party is actually convincing me to give money to a political party for the first time in my life with the introduction of legalising weed.

If you use an LLM to engage with your kid, don’t have kids. If you use an LLM to tell stories, learn to read and visit a book store. If you use an LLM to do anything that takes shorter or longer than 5 minutes of mild thinking, stop and try to reclaim what makes you a human.

That time of year I can change my name on socials to a Batman-themed pun with the excuse of Halloween.

Wheatus reposted Hasan on TikTok. EVERY DAY THE BASEDNESS OF WHEATUS GROWS STRONGER.

Peter Thiel is an anagram of “The Reptile”

How many forms of ID does Starmer want to see before I can flick my bean in peace?

It’s the 30 year anniversary since bisexuality was announced. Which of the three bisexual types are you? I’m business goth. I know a few autistic with backpacks too.

When I was a child I always thought the United Nations Headquarters would be in this glass and steel megastructure floating somewhere in international waters. Turns out it’s, like, 6 blocks from Jimbo’s Hamburger Place.

Still my favourite Liefeld spoof, “The Pouch” - all credit to Kurt Michael Russel (KMichRuss) Makes me laugh so much every time I see it

I’m not sure anyone can convince me not to vote Green at this point, because no criticism really holds sway with me. I would literally rather have the dumb “socialism is when no iPhone” meme be true if it meant the country and her people were no longer held to ransom by billionaires and companies.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

The district line’s resident crazy person sat across from me, called me a lesbian (which tbf I laughed at because yeah kinda) but then threatened me with his dick and suggested he’d fuck/kiss the gay out of me. Did any men challenge him or step in? Nope.

Holy shit streaming music really ruined it for me. I’m gonna sound like an audioknobhead but the sound quality is just so lacking compared to high quality rips. Glad I’ve made the change to a DAP instead of streaming. I missed this.

If you’ve ever wondered how AI has affected the general population, just know that I had a web support ticket in my job with a screenshot of Google’s Gemini hallucinating incorrect information about the institution I work for with the request “please can you change this, it’s wrong” Response incl.

I’m worried that if I die I’ll die with unfinished business, but that business will be “didn’t upload the final spreadsheet” or “didn’t clean the microwave” and I’ll have to live my death as a really uncool ghost.

Looking to career change into the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water. HMU if you know how to get into this profession.

If someone tells me to “just use AI/ChatGPT” or to “ChatGPT it”, I genuinely tune out of anything more they have to say. They’re just an idiot to me at that point who has just admitted they can’t think without predictive text feeding them the thought.

McDonald’s land is a fascistic state where the burger headed people hold all the seats of power and the humans are relegated to criminals and pirates.

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Currently software like video games are being sold as both a product and a service allowing companies to shut off servers and stop your product working at any point. There’s two initiatives to get that laws changed, one EU, one UK. Sign up #stopkillinggames www.stopkillinggames.com/countries/un...

I’m trying to think of a 3rd film to match Richard Linklater’s “Dazed and Confused” and “Everybody Wants Some!!!”. So it’s obviously set in the early 90s, but what’s the central thesis? Adults coming to terms with the fact that where they are now will be the rest of their lives? That’s kinda sad…

I can’t think of any situation where you’d need to apologise for party rocking, and just apologising for party rocking is acceptable reparations.

Star Trek meme and hatred toward an awful politician all in one convenient sign - I love it so much.

Just out! Our peer-reviewed critique of the Cass Review has been published by BMC Medical Research Methodology. Please read and share. We show that the Cass Review is fatally flawed and should not be the basis for policy or practice in transgender healthcare. link.springer.com/article/10.1...

If you’re in and around Nottingham, please sign and share the petition to save UoN jobs ( @onlycans.bsky.social and @scsheil.bsky.social you might have more local reach? Very good cause) action.unison.org.uk/page/168838/...

Insane interim guidance on how to shit on trans people was published. This will hurt cis women too. Full guidance will be sent for ministerial approval so you can probs use this as a basis of contacting your MP. www.equalityhumanrights.com/media-centre...

An influential "Gender Critical" activist was recently convicted of years of child abuse, including sexual and violent abuse, and calling children slurs for trans people She is still followed on Twitter by the majority of other influential GCs www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinbur...

Thanks to support from the trans community and its allies we are now advertising for a full time equalities solicitor. Trans people know they are at the thin end of fascism. If you're a lawyer, here's how you help them fight back. goodlawproject.org/vacancy/seni...

Soon the Vatican will send up white smoke as they decide on a new pope, and if the smoke turns red it’s 6 more weeks of winter.

My fiancée is an extremely proud lesbian, I’m a mostly self hating bi woman - we both love all kinds of women, cis and trans alike. She is furious at having some old men say she can’t be a lesbian.

Imagine being such an unloved loser that you have to go to the UK Supreme Court to cry at them until they changed the definitions of “woman” and “lesbian” in the desperate hope it means someone has to fuck you.

Today of all days I really wish I knew how to read.

Cats taste like pineapple. I do a course of sublingual immunotherapy for dog and cat dander - it tastes of pineapple. Recently the mix has been unavailable so I’ve had to move to a solely dog allergy spray. It does not taste of pineapple. Ergo cats are the pineapple flavour.

InZOI early access is out — here are my first impressions! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfa... Having only tried the character creator and build mode before this, I was real curious about its world exploration and general life simming. And I mean...it sure is something! Live premiere starts at 10AM ET

So there’s a fanfic on AO3 that has the characters of Overwatch in Gilmore Girls. So that’s insane.

Halfway through showing my fiancée #startrek for the first time (by starting with #TNG because there’s no way she’d be into the OG series). She’s absolutely loving it and wanting to do #voyager and #DS9 next. Here’s what I’ve told her about each.

And people say I don’t take meetings seriously.

I don’t know who Charli D'Amelio is, but if she wanted relevance in more 30 year old UK people’s lives she needs to partner with Tesco and make the Charli D'Mealio Dealio.

Some days it truly do be just one of those days. Thanks Fred Durst.

Gilmore Girls Season 8 (2008), Emily Gilmore doesn’t understand why Lorelei’s business is suddenly in dire trouble. In the B plot Luke fist fights a cop for trashing the Occupy Stars Hollow tents.

How do I get an invite to the next snail and caterpillar party in my garden?

Gilmore Girls started in the year 2000 and ended just before the 2008 financial crash. That feels important somehow.