One of those times when bullying fucks up the spot for everyone.

The what belt? The Who fluid? 🥴😂😭😂😂😂

Predator: Badlands might already be my favorite movie in the franchise and I’m only halfway through. Whoever wrote this monkey-alien character into a script designed to humanize Yautjas is fucking brilliant.

We’ve gone from “AI will take all your jobs” to “AI will kill all of you”. Good job to all parties involved.

If he’s breathing he’s lying…..

Every technical team working on AI products fights this same fight with their stakeholders. They all want shiny, fully autonomous, AI whatsits. All of them. Whether it’s a coaching tool, therapy tool, or apparently a fucking war machine. They all just want humans out of the loop entirely.

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

Imagine giving up your soul and making yourself hated by everyone, just for McDonalds kids meals and Taco Bell burritos

Decided on my summer sidequest. I’m doing Hyrox in NY (I considered a doing it in an European city but “in this economy”) Note: I’m also the same person who has a 5K in 7days and is yet to complete a single 3mile run😢🥴😭 Pray for me!

PlayStation forever!

All of you having sex tonight, I hope you get a nice package in 9 - 10 months. A bundle of joy, so to speak. Yes! I’m hating.

Me: *watching the All-Star Dunk Contest*

My daughter just saw Aldis Hodge on TV and shouted “Daddy! He looks like you!” No one can tell me nothing anymore. I’m about to be insufferable.

What I Learnt Today Christian Louboutin makes men’s Chelsea boots. They’re $1,400 a pair. Use that information as you deem appropriate

You had me at Animaniacs. Been trying to find that for my kids to experience it

The uninstall metrics must be rough

She has something to sell, doesn’t she? She only deigns to post when she needs her peons to buy something.

This AI moment has had me questioning everything I thought I knew (and revered) about building software products. Folks I looked up to have made ….some choices.

What would you have against dates? 9 out of 10 times there’s food there & cocktails, and the view across from you is sure to be spectacular (if you have taste). What’s not to like?

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What I learned today… Mayonnaise is named after Mago Barca, the brother of Hannibal Barca (the terror of Rome)

It’s fascinating how unattractive I find incuriousness in a person.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

The dumbest thing I’m seeing is ppl posting screen recordings of themselves disabling the “Search for Pets” feature on their Ring doorbell app. You still have a Ring camera on your property. Do you know how any of this works? They are ICE collaborators. They can/will do whatever TF they want

No one understands the agony of trying to make every gift memorable when you consider yourself a “good gift giver”

Wiser words have never been spoken. You can never go wrong with this mantra!

I have a 5K in 3 weeks and I have not even started preparing. Help!!! 😭 @bask-inrobyn.bsky.social

This is how I discovered there’s a person named October London. I initially thought it was a moniker I didn’t know, unlike “pissy boy” which I got immediately.

Somebody primary this senile genocide-apologist

“errands toupee”

Please and abeg

A bald-on-bald crime…..so to speak

The follically-impaired are not having a good time of it lately 🥹😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is……a choice!

lol they don’t even know which Black person to kidnap to get a rise out of us. You can pick up Obama right now and we’d be Stevie Wonder to this bullshit. This is not our problem.

My first problem with this whole thing is using the word “help”. Everything is downhill from there.

All Black ppl…. WOW!

I will never forgive anyone who enabled this administration.

Is it just the Black journalists they’re kidnapping?

Played soccer last summer…..I hated it. I now remember hating organized team sports as a kid. Physically it was hell, but even more so emotionally. I felt responsible for so many people’s feelings and outcomes.

We all need to write more…..by hand.

What’s stopping the Democrats from hauling a huge TV onto the Senate floor and replaying the lynching videos from every angle…..repeatedly? Since we all want to be stupid.

The Christians are not beating the charges….

Dude had to wear 3 masks and put the humidifier in her direction…”your Hello Kitty smell eeww ewww” I am 😵🪦🏴‍☠️☠️ Who wants to see a homicide?

If they’re breathing, they’re lying. There’s no redeemable thing about this administration

Does this idiot know the Titanic sank?

Will be there with bells on!!! Literal bells? Maybe 🤷🏾‍♂️

Bitch ass

Just say you hate your wife with your chest. We can all tell.