Only one more game to go in the most pointless football tournament of all time.

Is it just me or is this fifa club World Cup a bit dull. Only tuned in a few times as got better things do and naebdy seems to be attending. The game on now has the atmosphere of a morgue.

I think if I had to choose between a Reform government with Prime Minister Farage and Natasha Bellend making a comeback then I’d be forced to choose the former. Both are horrific prospects though

Christians are having an identity crisis. They seem to not know that the basis for their religion is Christ’s teachings of feeding the poor, embracing the stranger, caring for the sick, etc. They don’t stand for any of that. They’ve lost track of the meaning of humanity and love.

This man is an extremely dangerous charlatan.

Has Murdoch MacLennan resigned yet?

Princess Grace of Monaco arriving at Tannadice for Dundee Utd v AS Monaco in the UEFA Cup, 30th Sept 1981.

That wankstain AI DJ on Spotify just tried to serve up Coldplay to me. 😡😡😡

In hindsight we should have just kept our mouths shut as a club and not criticised the KMI panel. Might be tinfoil hat but refs searching for reasons to disallow plays right into that. Fact it’s same ref as Killie makes me feel like there’s been a nod and a wink, any chance to do United tonight.

3am. Still awake. Still fucking raging

Still absolutely fucking raging. Cheating by officials is the ONLY explanation left for that now we’ve seen it back. It’s an absolutely horrendous call.

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

Roses are red, Rangers are dead Happy Valentines Day!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It’s like Scar being put in charge of the Pridelands in The Lion King #mangomussolini

Anyone who thinks that’s a foul on Walton is deluding themselves. Really poor from him.

Poor poor game so far

Never seen EDI like this before. Only another 10 hours in spoons until we can hopefully leave. Security shut before 9am until 6pm so it ain’t getting any busier soon

Meant to be flying to Geneva from Edinburgh tomorrow morning. Flight already delayed over 6 hours 🙈

Funny as fuck seeing Man City collapse again. In thundercunt Noel’s strip too 😆😆😆

I wonder what the 2020s version of the Reichstag fire will be 🤔

Fuck off Kermit you cheating prick

Mahomes is a cheating bastard.

Fucking Kermit getting l the bullshit calls as per usual. Didn’t even get hit there

I can just picture the scene in the design studio. Regular kitchen scissors with holes that fit folks fingers properly are dead boring. Ken what let’s make a different shape altogether. Who gives a fuck if they are comfortable or not, they’ll look cooler 🤪

Now while it’s true holidays have got much more expensive this headline is just fucking ridiculous. Classic telegraph

Not often you’ll hear this from me but well done Dundee.

13 points from 21 in our busy period is a great return

Get fucking in there. Take a bow King Louie

Are these fake names these chancers are giving the polis and the dimwit courier beat reporters in Stirling are just putting it in the papers without checking first 🤷‍♂️ Justin Jefferson is an NFL star and I’m not convinced there is a person living in Scotland with the real name ‘Abraham Govan’ 🤡

Justin Jefferson on the train tracks in Stirling yesterday. Abraham Govan drug driving today. Call me suspicious but these don’t sound like real folk living in Scotland. WTF is @thecourier.co.uk playing at 🤪

Clearly didn’t take losing to the Detroit Lions very well.

Not too downhearted by that. Thought we were good second half.

I’m sure some folk in 30s thought Hitler was full of pish and wind too when he talked about needing places like Czechoslovakia and Poland for ‘security purposes’

It would be fucking hilarious if they re-hired him. Surely they aren’t that stupid

Why is the semi-final stage of this competition two legs when the rest of it is single ties. That’s just stupid

Lads I’m playing the kids

Didn’t deserve anything today. Pretty flat after the big derby win. It happens. Tannadice felt really flat today too. Going back to work blues maybe.

Foxtrot. Tango. Delta.

George Oakley must love an early January hat trick

Tonight was the first derby United have fallen behind in & won since 1991 SC QF (3-1). The last comeback win at Dens was over 40 years ago - a 5-2 win in April 84. The 3 goals that put Dundee ahead were scored by a player that also played for United (Murray, Dodds Ferguson).

The best in Scotland. He only scores for me and you.

We own them. We’ll always own them.

Canny mock the Derry from here 🙁

Happy New Year all. Was in bed before the bells last night due to the lurgy, very unusual. Must have been a kid the last time I missed the bells. All focus is on being recovered by tomorrow for the derby. Also, Happy Arvid Schenk Day to all who celebrate.

Jim Spence was always a bit of a self important irritant, but he now seems to have morphed into a really grotesque example of a human being. Shame really.

I see that Jim has been tucking into the Christmas sherry too much again. A man completely engulfed in his own self importance.

@alanburrows.bsky.social had the chance to publicly apologise for this horrible behaviour from Aberdeen fans at the Tannadice game in early 2023 and he chose the cowards route staying silent. Alan, will you do the right thing this time and tell your fans ‘enough’?

Awesome evening at Tannadice. Quite a satisfying way to down the molestors of mutton. After 19 games we now have the same number of points we were relegated on after 38 games in May last year.