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The piano torture/lesson is over for this half term! The Happy Bunny flag is not flying over the Crone hovel. Potholes 1 Car 0 - near side front suspension has broken (mechanical term there) so we are waiting for the tow truck to take it to the garage. Hope your day is going better 🤬

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

Accidental wine has been taken xx

I am retiring to my boudoir for the night as Mr Crone is staying up to watch the Superbowl. Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

Well the fine dining experience went very well - especially as we had the paired wines too. The food was fabulous and the presentation was superb. Sadly no tomato ketchup 😉

Good morning to the good folk of Wülferhampton. I hope you all have a wonderful #FoF xx

Not only has accidental wine been taken - accidental champagne has been taken 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂Life is a cabaret old chum!

An early start for your Crone. Off for a shorter piano torture then going to the big Metrollops for lunch and to see Cabaret at the KitKat Theatre. Present from younger daughter! Hope you all enjoy your day xx

Goodnight wonderful Wülferhamptonians. Sleep well

It’s Groundhog Day!

Accidental wine has been taken.

I love this Spicer content.. youtu.be/gDH0Tz8Yb9I?...

Yep just look at this

Greetings my fellow Wülferhamptonians. I hope you all have a wonderful day xx

Good morning to the good folk of Wülferhampton. An early start for your Crone today as she is going to the local primary school to do a review- yes there is a school in Wülferhampton! And, for their sins, I am a governor. Have a lovely #FoF

We are fighting a battle of wills here. Her Magnificence is refusing to eat the food that contains her medicine. If she doesn’t eat it we shall have to resort to manual introduction and that doesn’t end well for anyone!

I have just met up with dear friends that I haven’t seen for over 30 years - they live in Australia. I am quite tearful.

Good morning Wülferhampton. For some. For it is the day of the piano torture. Your crone is getting ready to inflict pain and discord (dischord?) on her poor teacher. Have you all have a lovely day - he won’t! xx

Good morning wonderful Wülferhamptonians. I hope your Sunday is super and serene. Have a lovely day xx

Goodnight Wülferhampton. Sleep well

Just wanted to share that I'm still looking for work, nearly 10 months after being laid off from PlayStation. I've applied to over 100 different positions and gone through months of technical interviews with nothing to show. If you know any companies that need a design engineer please reach out.

I have just heard back from the hospital. It was a (very large) basal cell carcinoma that has been successfully entirely removed! I shall never be so blasé about anything again and will be asking my agent to book Vogue cover shoots again!

Accidental wine take. Goodnight xx

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. For it is the day of the piano torture (sorry meant lesson). Waiting to inflict pain and agony on my poor tutor! Enjoy your day - he won’t!

Congratulations to Donald J Trump on being named the next James Bond

Dressing all changed. They like me so much ( well I suppose somebody has to) that they want to see me again next week. The most stressful part was finding somewhere to park!

Good morning to the good folk of Wülferhampton. A gloomy day here. Off to the apothecary this pm to have my dressings changed/removed. Hope your day is better! xx

Go Wulfie!

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

Has anyone else noticed that when trying to post on Wülferhampton Melee there’s an odd message saying there’s a problem with the Feed server? Have I upset someone - again?

Good morning wonderful Wülferhamptonians. I hope you all have a scintillating Saturday.

Goodnight my beautiful Wülferhamptonians xx

I’m really fed up. A lot of accidental wine has been taken. Goodnight good people of Wülferhampton.

My cover photo for Wülferhampton Vogue

Good morning Wülferhampton. I am not letting the fact that I look like I’ve been in a Mead Hall brawl deter me from inflicting agony on my piano teacher. Yes, it’s lesson time! Hope you all have a lovely day xx

Good morning my fellow Wülferhamptonians. Feeling a bit sore but glad yesterday is over. Sadly it mmeans my career as a Vogue cover model is over… Hope you all have a marvellous Monday xx

Well I’m back! A big dent in my head, a bare patch (covered) on my chest and feeling a bitcsore. I knew I was on to a winner when my surgeon’s name was Ms KitKat! Thank you for all the good wishes and to Wülfie for the sniggering!

Drink has been taken. I am off to the Plastic Surgeon tomorrow so wish me luck xx

So MAGA Let’s talk about Venezuela. Actually park that. Let’s talk about hiw the Epstein files haven’t been released, the cost of living is sky high and the economy is suffering.

Well now I know why I feel like sh1t. I have a sinus infection- uncle biotics and steroid spray! Dry January will have to continue - no alcohol ☹️

Early night for me as I need to be on the phone trying for a doctors appointment. “ You are 15 in the queue “🤞🏻🤞🏻

Wishing all my Wülferhampton friends a very happy and peaceful 2026 xx

Coming soon...

Wishing those lovely people of Wülferhampton a thoroughly terrific Tuesday. And I apologise to passengers flying into (particularly) Stansted if your flight is diverted because my big red nose is thought to be a distress beacon. xx

I wish all the lovely Wülferhamptonians a very happy Christmas. Looking forward to enjoying cook’s cooking - those sprouts will be done to perfection!

I DID IT - I BEAT #WHAMAGEDDON.

I am nearly victorious….#Wham

Please report this person for animal cruelty. I have only had one breakfast, some white fish and some dreamies so far and she has told me that I have to wait for my supper.

Good morning you wonderful Wülferhamptonians. I hope that you have a tremendous Thursday. xx