Update: the growth on my head will be removed, biopsied and I will have to have a skin graft. Obviously I shall cancel the photoshoot for the Vogue cover. Thank you all for your love and good wishes. It meant a lot xx

Sitting here in the waiting room. Feeling progressively more nauseous! Thanks for the good wishes and love. And @wulfhelm.bsky.social ‘s cheery good message of hope it’s awful!

Hi. Just to let you know I am off to hospital tomorrow. Please send positive Wülferhampton thoughts. xx

Popping in quickly to say hi. Will be back when I’m sorted. xx

Goodnight lovely Wülferhamptonians. Not been well today ☹️

Goodnight wonderful Wülferhamptonians . Sleep well

One week to go to my appointment with the Plastic Surgeon. Accidental wine has been taken. Please send good thoughts.

Greetings wonderful Wülferhamptonians. For it is the day of the dress rehearsal and your Crone will be busy making sure she knows her lines….

Is this you @daddyraccoon.bsky.social as well?

Accidental wine has been taken - in vast quantities.

Morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. Big day of rehearsals today. Your Crone is about to transform into a faux psychic ex jailbird. Look how they’re advertising me… Have a lovely day all of you..

Sod it. With all than accidental wine has been taken.

If you lost a loved one, friend, neighbour to COVID during the epidemic and read the report my thoughts and love are with you.

Night night Wülferhampton.

Today is not going well . Went to the doctor with what I thought was a simple skin condition and it turns out it’s skin cancer. Bugger.

Didn’t even get to see David Olosoga’s Three guns that changed the world. Still not well enough 😢

Good evening Wülferhampton. Your Crone has just crawled away from the edge of the Plague Pit and is just tottering back into her hovel - with a cough worthy of a 60 a day Woodbine smoker!

Not too good. This virus is a beast. Hope you all have a lovely day xx

Have we had a comment from our Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social regarding his candidacy for the vacancy of CEO at the BBC?

Been a busy crone. 4 hours of rehearsals and come home to a poorly OH. And it’s not Man Flu - he’s very rarely ill and has taken himself to bed early after a hot lemon with navy rum and some paracetamol. At least the cat thought it was funny. Have a goodnight y’all! xx

Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. The big Red Cross is on the front of the Crone’s hovel. We’re both down with the lurgy- I didn’t think it possible to look more unappealing but the red nose, watering eyes and hacking cough have managed it! Have a wonderful day xx

Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. I hope you all have a fabulous #FuckoffFriday.

More than accidental wine has been taken!

Getting ready for the piano torture. Thoughts and prayers for my teacher. I hope you all have a better day than he’s going to have! xx

Tonight it’s not accidental wine - it’s accidental champagne!

I fear that the increasingly vitriolic messages from our beloved leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social means that any hopes of a generous budget can be kicked out of the door. Probably by Wulfie’s foot…

Y’all acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old drug addict who spent decades assaulting under age girls, throw some half-naked chics in a martini glass at his Palm Beach resort while he steals SNAP benefits from 42 million folks and sends soldiers into American cities before?

Accidental wine has been taken 🥴

Accidental wine has been taken.

Respect.

Your crone is having a quiet day after a night out wine tasting and fine dining with her elder Valkyrie. Any piano playing will be pianissimo…

Goodnight good people of Wülferhampton. Back from my rehearsal and retiring to my boudoir. Hope you all sleep ell..

Off to the piano tutor torment for the week. He really is suffering for his art! Have a wicked Wednesday my fellow Wülferhamptonians xx

Too good not to share

Good morning lovely people of Wũlferhampton. Off to the great metrollops to collect Number One grandson! Wish us luck!

Goodnight all Wülferhamptonians

Goodnight fellow Wülferhamptonians. May you sleep well xx

I am posting this under cover of darkness. We have an appointment for Her Magnificence at the v-t later today and we know she can read our minds and will do a runner🙏

Good morning wonderful Wülferhamptonians. May the day be kind to you and the scraps and scrapings plentiful.xx

I am seeking reassurance from the powers that be in Wülferhampton that we shall not be required to have achieved A level English standard to achieve residence. Or if we do can someone please explain Webster’s The White Devil to me?

Morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Off to the great metrollops today for lunch with daughter and to see Operation Mincemeat. Hope you all have a lovely day xx

Just back from my morning Pilates torture session. Time for a well earned coffee I think. Have a lovely day Wülferhampton. 👋👋☕️☕️

Good Morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. Getting ready to go and collect Her Magnificence from the Luxury Pet Hotel. Lang Lang obviously appreciated some of my advice on how to play the Mazurkas - well I think that’s what that comment in Chinese meant!

Well I can safely say that none of the Chopin Mazurkas Lang Lang played bore any resemblance to my efforts!

We have arrived in the Scottish Lands. Edinburgh rush hour traffic 0 - Crone Wheels 1. Off for a fancy dinner!

Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. An early start today for the weekly torture session that is my piano lesson ( torture for the teacher- not me). I hope you all have a happy Humo Day xx

Good morning wonderful Wülferhamptonians. May the sun shine on you this week. An exciting week this week : off to give pianist Lang Lang the benefit of my expertise at a concert! He has much to learn…

This is such a terrible look for the Government. Horrendous.

I have just been for my flu jab AND DIDN’T GET A STICKER. Honestly, the state of the NHS today…

Good morning wonderful Wülferhamptonians. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and avoid any damage from Amy.xx