Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. For it is a glorious day! Hope you all have a wonderful Wednesday- even the piano torture (lesson) went well!

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Sleep well

A parade of ReformUK candidates being disgraced, investigated, suspended or resigning because they’ve posted hate speech, or they’re porn stars, or they didn’t expect to win because they were just paper candidates, or they’re just dodgy as F*ck. But will we hear any of this reported in our MSM?

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. See you in the morning

Does anyone else get bewildered when they’re blocked by someone they’ve never interacted with and don’t know who they are? Whatever floats their boat I suppose!

Ah well, picked a good weekend to go to the Metrollops! Two conflicting protest votes and a kickball final. My banner asking for a fair deal for Serfs in Wülferhampton might get lost in the general chaos…

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. The SATS are done, the babysitting for the piano teacher finished ( I threaten them with playing if they misbehave!) and I am now getting into shape to babysit grandson Chunk tomorrow - another early start!

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Final day of SATS tomorrow. Hope everyone has a good night.

Good morning Wülferhampton. Getting ready for school (again). Beginning to get well known there now! I shall then have my Pilates session with. It will be followed by my Pilates session with @dutytorturer.bsky.social Hope you all have a lovely day xx

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Today, in my capacity as governor, I am spending Monday - Thursday invigilating SATS. I hope you all have a good day xx

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Ready for a stirring homily from our very own Popetatoness @ashashman1.bsky.social and the usual vitriol from our beloved @wulfhelm.bsky.social .

Hey @bakerhelm.bsky.social just wondering how you’re feeling today? Xx

Has @meadhallcook.bsky.social baked a delicious cake for Sir David Attenborough?

OK @wulfhelm.bsky.social I cast my vote for you. Can you ask @dutytorturer.bsky.social to release my family now?

Just getting ready for the weekly torture that is the piano lesson! Thoughts and prayers for the teacher! Hope you have a better day than she’s going to have…

Oh dear. There has been A LOT of accidental wine. Fortunately Governors isn’t until tomorrow evening!

One of those 'Play until City scores' games. Still, they've dropped points. Couldn't ask for more. I'll say this now & then shut up.. I'm dreading our next fixture. West Ham away is horrible.

Am enjoying the Wülferhampton Mayday parade

In honour of David Attenborough I think we should be recording some of the varied wildlife in #Wülferhampton. Obviously one of our star attractions has to be @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social xx

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton!

I am just about to do an online course on OfSTED inspections. Wish me/them luck…

Good morning Wülferhampton. Off to a funeral this morning.☹️A lovely lady who used to ask my young daughter to climb in through her upstairs bathroom window whenever she locked herself out! A fitting tribute I feel!

Goodnight Wülferhampton. Sleep well

Hey @ashashman1.bsky.social how are you feeling today?xx

Hmmm. This new tutor seems to be made of sterner stuff. I love a challenge! Morning all!

Getting ready for my piano torture. Seen off one tutor, now it’s his wife’s turn!

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. For today your Crone is off for her weekly Pilates session. I believe my teacher was taught by @dutytorturer.bsky.social . Think of me …

A good and sunny Saturday to the wonderful people of Wülferhampton. Hope you enjoy your weekend. 👋👋☕️☕️❤️

It appears that my career as a master criminal is one of abject failure. As I set off the security alarms at Malaga airport ( who doesn’t take their seaxe on holiday with them?), the very nice security lady looked at me as said “ metal hip?” Dos!

Delighted to announce that Broomstick Airlines brought us safely back to the Hovel. We have collected Her Magnificence from the Luxury Pet Hotel and are settling in for the evening! It’s good to be back xx

Waiting patiently at the airport for our plane to return to the verdant lands of Wülferhampton! Have a lovely day everyone xx

Good morning all good folk of Wülferhampton. May you all have a wicked Wednesday and special greetings to @daddyraccoon.bsky.social who is enjoying his birthday in the sun

Good morning Wülferhampton from Forrin parts. After an epic journey yesterday we are recovering and looking forward to enjoying the beautiful weather! Greetings all x

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Tomorrow your Crone and her long suffering are up for an early start to visit the Outlaws in Spain. Have a wonderful #FuckoffFriday xx

Anyone else having problems loading to BlueSky?

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton xx

Ah the morning of the Piano Tutor Torture has arrived. Following our spiritual leader’s penchant for alliteration: today I am mangling Mozart! Hope you all have a wonderful Wednesday x ☕️☕️👋👋xx

Morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Off to the infirmary today to get my scar checked with the plastic surgeon. Sadly my request for some purely cosmetic surgery was declined. Hope you all have a marvellous Monday xx

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Delighted to see that the Wülferhampton Space Probe had a successful landing

I’ll say goodnight to the early to bed Wülferhamptonians. But I’m staying up to watch Artemis 2 landing. Goodnight all xx

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Sleep well xx

Think it’s time to call it a day. Goodnight Wülferhamptonians. To sleep, perchance to dream? Aye there’s the rub.

Goodnight lovely people of Wülferhampton.

Goodnight Wülferhampton. Not one of my better days .

Accidental wine has been tak🥴

Good Morning good golf of Wülferhampton. I hope you have a lovely day and that your area hasn’t suffered too much storm damage.

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Accidental wine has been enjoyed xx

@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social Greetings. Did you see the film of the orcas off the coast of Cornwall? They are magnificent and the reaction of Steve Backshall (?) was amazing! Have a lovely day xx

Good morning Wülferhampton. (How Robin Williams would have announced it) I hope you all have a good day. xx

Goodnight lovely Wülferhampton folk.