Trumpulent is an adjective, right?

If you haven't seen this video article yet, make sure you have a barf bag handy. What Trump is doing, with our tax dollars and in our name, is flat-out disgusting. Apologies if this didn't come across as a gift article; it's hard to tell from here. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

I hereby rename all acts of defecation as "Trump Dumps" to honor the 45th and 47th President of the United States.

"As proof of his successful battle against inflation, Trump pointed to the cost of his Ballroom, which he managed to bring down to $400 Billion from an original estimate of $250 Billion." - Karolyn Leavitt, more than likely

I called the local police department to report that my backyard has been stolen. I strongly suspect Venezuela of having stolen my backyard, so I also wrote a strong letter to President Trump, asking for help. Oh... And I had a case of Castrol 10w40 back there, with is also missing.

I'm sure Donald Trump's most recent "post" will help his sagging popularity, especially with people who hate films like "The Princess Bride" and "When Harry Met Sally." All three of them. Time to reset the "Days without being a Total Dick" sign on Trump's desk to zero again.

Well, that sucks.

This is a bad day to be either a bottle of ketchup or a wall in the White House.

Better Nate than Lever #PunchlinesOnly

So apparently this thing with Venezuela is actually about the oil, and not, as we previously thought, about the... Oh. We ALWAYS thought it was about the oil. Never mind!

"Affordability" is a Democrat hoax! fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1NNg0

I don't know if Trump is taking suggestions for what we should change the name of American Football to - he probably wants to name it after himself - but I'm declaring right here and now that we should change its name to Steve.

Is there a bus over Admiral Frank Bradley? I can't tell from here.

Here's JustSecurity discussing the inapplicability of LOAC here - I do think it's important not to just accept that LOAC applies

I think I have this figured out: - Bring 400 tons of cocaine into the United States and you get a pardon from Donald Trump and he says nice things about you. - Travel on a small boat, maybe with a few pounds of cocaine or maybe fish or immigrants and you get blown up by Elite Navy Seals. Twice.

"If you give me the indictments I ask for, I will gladly give you the evidence next Tuesday." -Lindsey "Wimpy" Halligan

I'm going out on a limb here to predict that not only will the Comey indictment be thrown out, but it will be "Triple-Dog-Dare" thrown out, in a judicial first.

I am SHOCKED to learn that George Tidmarsh was placed on "administrative leave" from his position leading the drug division of the FDA over accusations that he solicited a bribe. Not shocked that he solicited a bribe, allegedly, but shocked that he was punished for it.

Happy Exploding Whale Day!

🎼Throw us some food, Mr. Sandwich Man Throw us some food tonight For we're all in the mood for Pastrami on rye And you get the condiments right! 🎶

So... How many planes have crashed now under Sean Duffy's watch?

So... we're going to war with both Venezuela AND Nigeria? With the money we saved by cutting off SNAP benefits? I thought all that cash went to pay for the "statuary marble" in DJ's new Document Storage room at the WH?

So Trump is demanding that every American age 25 and older give him $1.00?

I hate to say it, but Donald Trump is starting to get on my nerves.

See below for the incredible way Meta’s AI tool describes this video.

I see Donald Trump is busy making Stocks Affordable Again! Of course, with my retirement account wiped out, I'm thinking of taking ICE up on their recruitment offer.

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Gosh! I searched the news archives for a credible report regarding any activity by ANTIFA, and... I couldn't find anything after 2020. I wonder why that is? Someone should look into this...

The proper term for an ICE agent is ICEhole, right?

Here we go... Trump is planning to throw people off Social Security. Gift link: wapo.st/4qa8yoq

Here's a gift link to the NY Times article about the TRO blocking Trump's deployment of National Guard to Portland. Interestingly, the article somehow fails to mention that the judge said Trump's claim re: Portland was "simply untethered to the facts." bit.ly/3KAPQWz

Donald Trump, speaking to the gathering of assembled generals: "we should use some of these dangerous cities as training grounds for our military." I'm not sure how much more clear he has to be about his intentions. I realize that there will be people who try to sugar-coat this (1/2)

So... let's check the lineup for the Comey case: Lindsey Halligan, White House Senior Associate Staff Secretary and former Insurance Attorney is up against Patrick Fitzgerald, (checks notes...) oh geez. Is it too early to invoke the mercy rule?

Holy crap. First, he came for the cabinets. Then the upholstered furniture. And now? A 100% tariff on “any branded or patented” pharmaceutical product.

Trump's MANLY ICE™ agents hard at work protecting the public from anxious mothers whose children have probably been kidnapp...er... taken away by masked thug...er... ICE agents.

Question: If Trump has George Soros thrown in jail, as he has promised, will I have to pay for my Antifa uniform out of my own pocket? And where will I send my monthly dues? So many questions...

I have decided to heed President Trump's advice, and I will no longer take Tylenol. I have switched instead to Kirkland Extra Strength Acetaminophen. Stay safe out there!

Courtesy of Steve Benen, via the MaddowBlog, your Quote of the Day:

I think perhaps the NY Times is beginning to tire of Donnie Dementia:

I'm pretty sure the Taliban said "No backsies!!" to Trump when they agreed on the pullout deal, so I can't see them being terribly happy about Trump insisting he wants Bagram back. That said, I'm sure American troops on the ground in Afghanistan, in a confined area, would not be sitting ducks.

I will note, with some satisfaction, that ABC returned Jimmy Kimmel to the air shortly after I changed the status of my Disney+ subscription from "suspended" to "canceled." Clearly, mine was the straw that broke the camel's back! 🙇‍♂️

OHMYGAWD! Ted Cruz - yeah, THAT Ted Cruz - realizes that this thing about letting the government censor media figures it doesn't like might come back around to bit them in the ass. Gift link from my stupid subscription that's canceled but paid through December: wapo.st/4puApPx

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I wonder if our MAGA friends have considered the possibility that, with the precedents Trump has established, President AOC is going to take Fox News off the air just before she takes everyone's guns away - thanks to the New! POTUS Goon Squad - and mandates litter boxes in the classroom?

Uh.... Guys? Karl Rove - yeah, THAT guy - is being the voice of reason. Gift link: www.wsj.com/opinion/they...

I see that House Republicans are threatening to "cancel" anyone who disparages that newly deceased conservative who was famous for disparaging various people and groups. Gift link: wapo.st/4ppiEkD

Rounded to the nearest million, the number of drug overdose deaths last year in the United States was... 0.

Kudos to the "best and the brightest" working in Kash Patel's FBI for... (checks notes...) burning seized meth in the incinerator of an animal shelter, exposing all the staff and animals to the resulting smoke and necessitating the evacuation of said facility. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I can only assume that Trump, now armed with the facts, will turn the full weight of the government against Groypers. (sounds of snickering suppressed...)

You know, I have never met a mother who had beaten herself up over something she did or didn't do while raising a child that may or may not have contributed to some problem in that child's life, so I am sure that everything will be fine when RFK Jr blames autism on mothers taking Tylenol.