I’ve found my place..

Thought that was Luis Suarez for a moment.

Anyone here remember the old days when you could order stuff on the internet and it would arrive a couple of days later. Remember when you could even track it through the system and see where it was and talk to someone if it went missing. I miss those days.

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

I asked my 14 year old daughter what she would do if they brought in the social media ban ‘I’d threaten to kill myself and they would have to let me on there hashtag Evaline Pankhurst’.

"Terrible little boy… One of the worst in fact…"

@dimorphodons.bsky.social Hey Will! a would you give your DMs a look and let me know what you think.

@sallystardust1.bsky.social Hi Sally, I wonder if you would follow me so I can send you a DM? Its about a personal photography project I'm working on about music and listening. I'd love to include you in it, I'll send you some info and you could see if it sounds like something you like the idea of.

I’ve sorted their spelling mistake…

I know nobody wants to hear about your dreams but in mine last night I met the bloke that wheezy laughs over prank videos and I killed him dead. I hope to dream that every night from now on.

This one poses a question www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/det...

Martin Parr gone. Hugely influential to people of my generation in the photographic industry. A real gentleman too.

@peterjukes.bsky.social Alistair Campbell bigging you and Carole up on RIP today. He’s finally got round to bingeing Sergei.. and wants to know why the mass media has ignored it all.

For some reason my algorithm is pushing Anthea Turner Calendars my way.

Oh no, Frank Butcher’s died!

The chipper van

I don’t get the Boots advert. A cat in a chemist, stupid.

What is it about MPs that as soon as they get a bit of power all they want to do is be a part of a Cold War Steve canvas.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Been away with a lot of Americans. Not one has the ability to eat with a knife and fork at the same time. The left hand rendered entirely useless in the lap like the plastic appendage wrapped around a ventriloquists dummy.

Good evening…

Good evening…

The clocks should go forward every monday at 10am and then back again at 7 on a friday.

A whirling dervish

Sunset on the Bosporus..

Aegean Trawler..

Nice view for dinner last night …

He’s right there. He came out really well, US President despite having the intelligence of a can of dog food.

Only had to be told a number once and it was locked away in my brain without even trying. Now it takes me three goes to get my daughter’s name right.

I think this fungus growing in my garden under the shade of a beech tree is trying to converse with an interplanetary organism.

I get this a lot. My work on official portraits of the Queen, still hanging in the National Portrait Gallery was all done for free. Obviously exposure, but come on, can’t afford a few hundred quid for my time?

So Tylenol is just Paracetamol? No wonder my jungle jokes are a flop in the US.

“Is that a correct statement by the way?” ***A team of forest rangers rub hedgehogs up and down louvre doors for a bit*** “The Amish!”

“Is that a correct statement by the way?” ***A team of forest rangers rub hedgehogs up and down louvre doors for a bit*** “The Amish!”

Just heard Adrian Chiles say he’s interviewing Britain’s first water sommelier on the radio later and my first thought was, ‘Quite la-de-da for an extremely violent fascist organisation’.

@sturdyalex.bsky.social Also, I’m a white, working class SE Londoner, I know plenty of arseholes, but from my own experience most people aren’t, thankfully now it’s a very rare few. They happen to make a lot of noise but definitely worse in the 70s and 80s. Please never feel driven out by them. x

…Dan Brown….

It’s meant to be a children’s show for Christ’s sake

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.

If I buy some English ones will they allow me to understand Americans?

Trump is going to announce he’s been really under the weather over the last week, and by coincidence did take a stick of chewing gum from Putin when they were in the car together.

I wonder if Trump accepted a chewing gum from Putin when they were in the car together last week?

This is what failed Republican policies look like. #VoteThemOut

No internet access all day, so a bit late, Good morning…

Dealing with customer. service chatbots…

There’s been an old barbecue rotting at the bottom of our garden for at least 10 years, today I finally got round to calling the scrap metal people to collect and went to move it… and a little bird had made it’s home inside..

No I don’t have a nasal hair problem, just my eyebrows have very long roots.

Good morning….