I love body shaming my cats. In my defense they’re greedy gluttonous little imps and they deserve all the treats. But I must do it to keep them healthy

My love language is sending you hundreds of reels and memes because it made me think of you. If you can’t handle that then go find a more boring friend

Sometimes I just be commenting “Bad AI” on random family photos I see online

THE THING THE THING

Got some new friends delivered today!

FWA Sunday Charcuterie board 🥰

Lecker bierchen

BEEP BOOP

HE GOT A BINGQ @jetthorse.bsky.social

That guy only got caught cause he stopped to get a McRib. He knew it was only back for a limited time. No way he risked it all for a Quarter Pounder

Yeah but are you even good enough to have imposter syndrome?

Wendy’s is S tier fast food

I wanna make a website where the security questions are really messed up things like: Who's your favorite child? Which grandparent would you leave inside a burning house? Who was your first betrayal? What facial feature do you like least about yourself? Who's your favorite dictator?

Join usssss

I’m not vaping. I’m bedazzling my lungs 🥰

There’s no way that charging this much for Takis doesn’t violate the Geneva Conventions

Within a day of being in Cologne, @caribumms.bsky.social @arkythewolf.bsky.social and @jodira.bsky.social had me eating Mettbrötchen (minced raw pork). And it was gooooood 🤤🤤 would def eat it again!

Horsies in Germany

You ever look at someone and think “Damn. Your face looks aerodynamic AF.”?

Damn you seem pretty cool! What’s your credit card number?

Someone buy me a salt lick. And eat my ass plz