I want an app where I can type in a bunch of films I've been meaning to watch from my dvd collection and have it randomise one. Like where people wrap them up in brown paper and pick one at random but without the hassle of wrapping. Tell me there's such a thing?

Not to brag but I had one of those Talkboy cassette recorders from Home Alone 2. *Brag

I'm too old for all this cleaning and wrapping, my back is killing me A massage! A massage! My kingdom for a massage!

Wrapping presents while watching Love Actually and sipping hot spiced Ribena. Jealous??

Check out my perfect wrapping paper seam

Pausing the cleaning to make a little front door for the spider who lives in my bathroom (Yes I need to seal the gap but that's his back door)

I proofread my sister in law's masters dissertation. Microsoft decided to send me an email about every single comment and markup I made 😭

I need ear defenders to read this. No I can't explain further.

FB has reminded me of these pictures I took at the Edinburgh Christmas Market in 2018 while doing some street photography

Feeling like an excellent swimmer because I overtook some people at the pool today. Ok they were about 79, not trying to go fast and not aware we were 'racing' but I still managed it so 💪🏊‍♂️

Anyone know what kids films are out in the UK over Xmas? Planning to take the niblings to the cinema on 22nd.

Did y'all see the list of the most popular things bought at Lidl in each city? As reported in the Grocery Gazette.

Lidl was offering gift wrapping today. Check out their wrapping paper featuring photos of packaged salmon 👀

Tret m'sen to a Train Dreams / Jay Kelly double bill and it were lovely

Oh now they want me to complete a survey to evaluate their response. Hold my beer...

NEW PRIZED POSSESSION ALERT This is a crew gift from working on the feature 'Jack of Spades'. It's a scarf designed by Frances McDormand and Joel Coen

Why does the DVLA have an option on their website to chase for a progress update when it just leads to an auto response saying they don't give timescales and not to bother phoning them either coz you'll wait for 1.5 hours on hold and be told the same thing 😒

Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last

Not seeing enough people talk about Pluribus on Apple TV. I'm loving it!

My first Christmas as a vegetarian and I'm hosting my whole non-vegetarian family who eat 'traditional' meaty British food like sausage and mash. I like things like spicy fried rice but mum is a super-taster so you can't sneak any strong flavours past her. Help! I need tips!

My team is up for a Royal Television Society Award for VFX on The Rig series 2. Winners announced at the ceremony tomorrow night 🤞

Consultation on local road layout changes includes a question on whether you are trans. I am pro-trans inclusion but can't understand why that question is relevant?

Did a big thing today and signed my will. That deserves some kind of treat right? You know, coz for doing something serious and grown up you get cute little treats as compensation.

Happy Caturday everyone! I hope you all have a peaceful nourishing day with plenty of joy filled moments.

Sitting in this cafe and two doggies have been given pup cups so far. Sooo sweeeet ❤️🥰🐶

This bar doesn't allow solo drinkers in case they bother people or... have a seizure?? People with epilepsy or seizure disorders shouldn't be allowed out alone in case their condition is disruptive? Suggest he trains his staff in seizure first aid, it's not hard 🤷 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Mindlessly watching this Border Patrol program. Not only did this lady not declare this tea with seeds and snake in it, but it was invested with live beetles. Was she really going to drink beetle larvae tea!?

You're telling me the year of our lord 2025 we get to have new films from: Lynne Ramsay Chloe Zhao Kelly Reichardt Nia DaCosta Claire Denis Kathryn Bigelow Maggie Gyllenhaal Celine Song Gurinder Chadha Feels like a good year to start following @intheirownleague.bsky.social tbh

All Her Fault is SO FREAKING GOOD

Ok so All Her Fault is so good!!!

Well, Good Fortune was incredibly disappointing!! Preachy, dry and some very poor acting. Not at all what I was hoping for.

Loving the 'prove you're a human' thing when you add Bugonia to Letterboxd 🤣

The cat thought I was going to take her to the v.e.t. because I moved The Box. Started howling and crying, shaking, huddled in the corner then hid for 4hrs. Just popped back out as though nothing ever happened, little rascal had me so scared she was sick or injured.

TFL- closes bus stops for events without putting any signage up. Also bus drivers just sometimes don't open doors apparently. Guess I'm standing here for another 15 minutes. Humph

My toxic trait is mistaking hotel bath mats for hand towels

I like stuff like this

Not a person in the press screening of Hamnet checking their phone three times 🙃

Who's here? #LondonFilmFestival

Finally diving into letterboxd properly, so feel free to follow me there… boxd.it/gK9OB

Filmsky I want to follow more of you on letterboxd. Drop your handles ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Ok one of them did super super well! He's a mini genius, sure he'll work for MI5 or something one day Feeling really proud of him 😁 Fingers crossed for the one doing resits... (I'm really proud of him too obvs)

Thinking about the smaller people in my life getting their GCSE results today, be it early exams, regular or resits. Just hoping they're happy, feel like the world has something to offer and they are good enough to pursue whatever they want in life

Film festival timeeeee

For work purposes I need to classify Tunnock's Tea Cakes as something more generic. Are they biscuits? Chocolates? Or something else?

I am fuming. Just cut this death trap off a neighborhood cat. He got it caught in his mouth earlier, in pain and bleeding but he fought me and I couldn't get it off Then later saw him with it around his neck again. So someone set him free, didn't see an issue and just put the thing back on!

Out at the Edinburgh fringe festival today. I really like this picture of me and my friend

Gmail really is getting infuriating at this point. When read in order My request Response A Attachment A Response B Response A again My request again Attachment B PLEASE tell me there's a setting to make this make sense because I don't have time for this utter nonsense 😫

WHHHYYYYYYYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tell me why there's a BIG SPIDER IN THE CAT'S FOOD 🕷️💀

Cat caught a moth today. She was absolutely radiant with joy. Felt really sorry for the moth but it was too late to rescue and the cat was just SO happy.