So tired that I need to go to bed but I don’t want to go to bed bc that means I have to do it all over again tomorrow.

Damn my band is really cracking the whip on me. Aight guess I’ll get to work.

“Work safe music” but it’s just Twin Temple’s first album.

Proud parent of an iPad kid.

I am so sleepy!!!!

I sold my old cars sub woofer and amp uwu.

He does this every Friday.Dan

I love you asparagus keep being the best vegetable.

Having a rough day and introducing the cat to my wailing and crying in bed.

I can’t believe I go to all these punk markets and there’s not a single lemonade stand.

When I’m sad!!!!! This cat!!!! Makes me feel better!!!!!!!!

He’s a titty man, just like his father.

Help I can’t stop racking up my credit card on this little bastard.

Computah, how do I make kitten like me more than bf?

We adopted a baby. Everyone meet Gremlin.

🌈Happy Pride Month to all celebrating🌈. Fuck anyone who gives you shit for being you. If you have asshole parents, I'll be your mom now. Eat well, get sleep, and take your vitamins. Come over for dinner anytime, I always make enough. 😚

Crying at work about her™️.

The world is yours. I hate every part of it.

Crying about her™️ tonight.

My peas are sprouting!!!!

Everyone pray for @midirnoise.bsky.social; he’s having a rough day.

Coworker told me if I needed to talk to him about my butthole to please schedule a Teams Meeting for undivided attention. 😤

Apparently I can’t tell my friend (coworker) about how my trip to the bathroom left my asshole throbbing bc I’ve been constipated? Since when was this law passed?!

He does this every Friday.

Help I am so sleepy!!!

I don’t dare ask y’all what your first impression of me was bc I know you’ll say “annoying af”. (And you’d be right 🥰)

My mom’s YouTube channel is too wholesome and I’m

Yelled at bf for farting and stinking up the bedroom before bed and now I feel bad :(

Dieting™️ but it’s putting my chips in a bowl instead of attaching them to my face like a horse feedbag.

My top 4 vs. my last 4.

“You will cure me” - I say, looking at my blank notebook.

I am too mentally ill for this earth.

I am too mentally ill to work in an office.

I miss her ™️

He does this every Friday.

Ironically played Black Eyed Peas and Pitbull at work so hard that they started getting catchy.

Apologies to my new artist followers I’m now going to return to talking about my avid poo problems, brendan fraser, evangelion, my band and being horny.

Looks like my plant is horny again. 🥰

Thank you everyone who reached out! I’m working through replies and making a PowerPoint to show the band with your portfolios!!

Do I know anyone who is an artist that can help me with a band logo? We have an idea but not the artistic ability.

Another step and I’m. 😮‍💨

MY PEAS AND POTATOES ARE PLANTED. One step closer to balcony Heaven.

I forgot how funny this idea and acting is. I love bf and I. I love my band.

Shout out to my bf @midirnoise.bsky.social for being the masked masturbator. youtu.be/20HT-6y7rh0

So basically… if I want to not be so sad I yearn for the end™️ I have to give up my ability to orgasm. Hmmmmm…..

We picked tulips together in a thunderstorm. Something something artistic lyrics about love.

I love my gf uwu.

Every time my band plays a show with other bands I’m always floored by how talented these musicians are. It was a really great show last night and I’m so so thankful.