He does this every Friday.

I love you sweet girl, please keep strong for me.

I would trade my soul for my bf’s dog to live forever.

I made an expensive purchase and got a new (used) car……………….

The SpongeBob *HMM?!* noise in the baby clam episode but it’s just for my collection of wiener beer openers.

Forgot I cut my hair. Used the same amount of shampoo. Embarrassed my ancestors.

Playing Pokémon Champions and losing bc teehee purple team uwu.

That midnight gulp of cold water

The show last Saturday was weird…..

My car costs too much to fix but a new car costs too much to own and a house close to work so I can bike to work is entirely out of budget should I just die?

It’s Tim Curry’s birthday!!!!!

Meow meow meow!!! uquiz.com/quiz/kLuU9O/...

I would slurp down a fat glizzy right now if I could.

Mullet season baby!!

I saw we put our tshirt merch for sale on bandcamp again! This is our last run of this design! rolodexdarko.bandcamp.com/merch/t-shirt

This year will be the swan song for #GAINFest! 🙌 I founded this #festival in 2011 & after 15 years of running this amazing local event it's time to move on. 🫶 Find all the details for this year's fest via the link in the post 👇 #Guelph #Ontario #music #festival #supportlocal

He does this every Friday.

ONTARIO METAL BLUESKY DO U WANNA PLAY A SHOW?

Oh…. They broke up and had to drop the show anyways….

Help what do you do when a band you’re playing a show with is advertising the show at the wrong venue and you brought it up two days ago but they won’t edit or take down the post with the incorrect info on it am I worried about nothing?

A KIND MAN free on bandcamp!! By me! And my band rolodex darko rolodexdarko.bandcamp.com/track/a-kind...

Killing off all my succulents by over watering them and killing off my tropicals by under watering them yep my green thumb is ready for another plant

Hmmmm…. Rainy day today….. I think I’ll make up scenarios in my head and get pissed off to help pass the time. 🥰

“Diddy Kong was never accused of anything” - bf.

Just told bf I would try to save up some extra money to help pay off his osap and he called me a communist bastard!!!

Put a borat voice clip over the dog and I can’t stop giggling.

Sometimes I think about when Kyle saw me cutting pickles for our sandwiches. We’ve been dating for 8 years and I have always sucked off the extra juice before I cut them for us….

He does this every Friday.

That was Armand the whole time dang.

Vaping in the bathroom at the dick sucking factory

BABY METAL IN CANADA!!!!!!! 2026 is worth living.

I truly do not think I can wrap my head around politics. I want my taxed money to go into hospitals and education? Why are we??? Not doing that?

Grinding my teeth until work is done.

HE IS RISEN so stop jizzin’ 😎

I told bf I would get rid of all my funko pops if it meant I could have 1 PapaMeat Margaret toy.

Please send Suzie your positive thoughts. God please.

Every day I pour all my love into this creature and leave none for my bf.

Hrmmm. I started back on fluoxetine but def forgot to take them this whole long weekend (driving to family’s, packing up to go, lost “taking my pill” in the hustle.) and uhhhhhhhhhhhh kinda an eye opener that maybe I DO need them…… after…… all………….

“Diarrhea Jane” or whatever breaking benjamin said.

Bf’s dog is so sweet and I love her so much I am crying at work.

We’re going out for dinner tonight and you can order whatever you’d like off the dollar menu ❤️ love you

The biggest April fools joke is being in love with me. Happy 8 years to my forever boyfriend @midirnoise.bsky.social

If I ever kms I want you to know it was for a revengeful vindictive reason and not because I’m “sad”.

I really think my tits are way too big for me to have a full time job and still live pay cheque to pay cheque.

I can’t tell if Suzie had another seizure or a muscle spasm/cramp from running outside.

What if I don’t “have a problem with authority” at a job and am instead “autistic”? 🤔

The whole office is not talking to me 🙃

Made a joke to my superiors and it didn’t land…. I guess I was the bastard the whole time.

The power of prunes is a curious thing. Make-a one man weep, make another man sing…

Kyle told me he doesn’t believe in ghosts or demons but his sleep paralysis demon tells me otherwise…