Ugh. I really had to drag my ass to the show but I found my next local band obsession and I’m so glad I get to play with them wtfffff

‘‘Twas the night before my bands Valentine’s Day show and I’ve got a migraine.

Help help I’m stuck spiraling about how terrible I am again

Kid Rock: rhyming "different things" with "funny things" while stealing Sweet Home Alabama Person who paid $10,000 for a shirt stained with Charlie Kirk's blood: this is a patriotic genius

It’s about drive it’s about power we stay humble we devour (filled my grocery store sticker sheet up and snagged the Dutch oven at a discount)

New slutty tattoo dropped!!!

Dreaming of the day when I can go on a vacation in the wintertime. Meanwhile I’ll just.

Right-wing people never make good art because making art requires empathy, compassion, and open-mindedness

Help my tummy hurts.

Our prophet has spoken! Early Spring!!!

Everyone is talking about the light pillars but they aren’t talking about the real issue and that’s the human instrumentality project.

I am cold and I have a lot of chores to do and I am at work during the most productive hours of the day.

“How’s your dad doing? Is he still going to school?”

Twice a week my dad gets picked up and driven to a center where he and some other Stroke survivors can do physical therapy/visit with others. We always say that dad is going to “school”. I’m very happy to announce this has been picked up by other family members and the terminology is spreading!

Trying to get pumped up to go home and check off some chores but also I don’t??? Want to do that.

New fun idea, don’t date me. Don’t be my friend. Don’t talk to me. I am a scourge and should not be shown kindness.

That said, if anyone has a small dog that wants the boots, I can mail them to you. They are lightly used since I tried four times to get her to wear them but they always ended up in my pockets bc she would kick them off.

Nobody tell bf but I just bought his elderly dog snow pants with boots attached. There will be no more hurt paws from the cold while mommy is around. (I am mommy).

I genuinely think it’s crazy how kids will not be traumatized by the cgi scarabs in The Mummy like the rest of my cohorts were.

Dentist called me for my cleaning reminder. I can either book it for another day, or they have a spot open tomorrow. I said “great! Let’s book it now for another day!” They said “we are booking for June.”

Leftover lasagna when you’re sick is so good. I’m feeding this cold, baby.

Called my dad to tell him all the wheelchair accessible outings I have planned for him and he gave the longest sigh I have ever heard. (it’s a blizzard outside, and I’ve suggested a beach day kind of sigh.)

We gotta do earlier local shows. I swear I’m knocked out all day after a 2AM night.

I’m not doing the 2016 trend bc I was a smoke show and now I’m a fatso hahahaha but I am:

The biggest joke is being in a band that takes it seriously and you’re surrounded by bands that just… don’t.

If there is *any* show I want a second season of, it’s The Big Flower Fight.

I love my crazy mom.

While I did love the Chainsaw Man movie, I am a little disappointed. I always read Beam as having a lisp. No lisp in either dubbed or subbed.

I told somebody at my second job about how much my old cat meant to me and how I got a tattoo of her so she would “always be in my arms” and they cried.

Feeling guilty for wanting another cat because I know they won’t be her™️

Painted on a plate this weekend. I’m not showing you bastards bc I used a reference photo and it’s basically drawn as similar as my dumb ass could get it.

Do you think I will ever learn to love myself?

Holy shit I’m gonna be screaming on stage again 1 week from today.

One of us has a beautiful pinky toenail that fits the whole pinky toe and one of us has a disgusting tiny sliver of a pinky toe that could be ripped off and it wouldn’t make a difference; the kind of toe nail that makes you feel sick just lookin at it. Guess who is who.

Not to brag or anything but my pinky toenail is prominent.

Finally watching the first episode of Interview with the Vampire. Yeehaw.

My mom told me to cut my pothos vine and plant them back in the dirt but now all my leaves are um dying?!

When I’m getting an MRI but hear the Doctors talking about anime

Hamilton, Ontario friends come see my band I’ve been pwacticing.

Do you ever yearn?

It took three tries but I did it. I finally watched Dune: Part II.

My band is finally gonna do a cover song!! But… it’s God Hates a Coward by Tomahawk.

I wish I had a little guy on my shoulder who would tell me if my music/my band or melodies are good. Because I already have one that tells me it’s hot garbage…. So… the other guy would be nice.

He does this every Friday.

Working on rolodex melodies always has me like

Watched Forrest Gump and celebrated the new year with Lieutenant Dan.

A whole year of “we don’t live there”!