oomf has black mold

Okay, cool. Don't panic, but I'm like 90% sure Ajla's a vampire.

Uh, sure, sure. It's kinda . . . Different, now. Y'know, what with . . . Living in America and all, but, uh, sure. And my family, they're very . . . Big on ancestry and history and all that, y'know?

Dude, you can keep a secret, right?

I . . . ( Sigh. ) Sure, whatever. Y'know, I prefer Día de Muertos more.

Hey Guy, can I talk to you real quick? Like, in *private*?

But the spirits went back home! What for?

The *Christmas tree*? In *November*?

Move past it.

What kind of Halloween traditions have YOU been following???

hey @agentdaisy.bsky.social why is your name 'your girlfriend of the week'????

Dude, that's gay as fuck.

. . . W-- What do you, uh, mean? By that?

And you didn't offer ME any??? What the hell, dude?

Aw geez, I gotta get home before I miss the Breaking Bad Season 4 premiere!!!

cassie, we gotta cook . . .

The *science lab*?

Dude, how high are you?

( Joel looks sympathetic. ) Maybe we oughta head inside. They've probably got . . . Towels, or something.

Hey, *Hey*! HEY! That's *wool*!

You said it. Hey, want a cheeto? You've *gotta* use your chopsticks though. You didn't lose them, *right*?

Hey @cosmonauticool.bsky.social you're out of mouthwash, crazy, right? Who coulda seen that one coming?

Does ANYONE speak Giant Space Slug real quick???

I think these vents are cutting off my blood circulation?

MY POPPERS!!!!!!

Yeah, that's what's up! I like just taking whole bites into 'em.

Daisy leaves all of hers in the drawers. She eats all her food with her hands.

Okay, *fine*, but you've gotta get your own chopsticks, 'cos I've stuck these in my mouth already.

Man, there are some serious weirdos out tonight.

Seriously dude, I'm not! I've been saying to people for years, you've *gotta use chopsticks*. Keeps your hands clean. *Super* important.

I'm not high.

Now is NOT a good time there's a whole guy there.

I'm not! But what's the treasure though?

Yuh-uh. Yesss you are. Promise. And I... Always keep my promises. Probably.

@cosmonauticool.bsky.social You're so, like, if a dude and a chick had a kid.

What treasure, though? Like what's the treasure?

Wait, there's treasure? Who am I kidding, this is bullshit.

YOU kick his ass!

I do NOT mess around with white people.

Dude I think someone's about to die.

Did I? I mean. Yeah, I did. Answer the... Important one.

What about tits *and* ass . . .

No, come on, you've got something to say. I wanna hear it.

I don't need that. I walk in other people's heads all the time. Aw, c'mon. You can't say things like that and expect me to *shut up*.

I'm just saying. Kinda important. Has *nobody* asked you this stuff before? Sure, sure. The big spiky one. Yeah, I saw it.

So my only options are literally Guy and Cassie??? Ah fuck.

You see my thinking, right? It just doesn't make sense, and, like, I'm a dumbass stoner. I mean, how long've you been here? 'Cos, I mean, either you're still new here, in which case I'm better taking my own advice 'cos I've lived on Earth for a whole thirty-four years now, *or*,

I've *been to space*, and the future, and they have taxes! I mean, how would your society even *work* without taxes?

You're twenty-six and you don't know what taxes are?

You're like fifteen. I've got a *ton* more experience with witches, and that was *before* I even got here. Your *number*?