Ha~ You look like you'd make a WONDERFUL experiment~

Another #treatment is known as #BLUE, we can use special therapies to alter your brain functions, ever wanted to forget the pain? We can make that happen.

One of our most successful #treatments at the ward is commonly called #GREEN, though it's a bit more complicated than that. It can rewrite your genetic code to cure you of certain disorders, it can transform you into a new creature entirely, it could even save your life. #beapartofsomethinggreater

The world is changing, we need to adapt to survive, so come and be a part of something greater. discord.gg/uFDtHC4EBC

The Transformative Therapy Ward could change your life, we offer groundbreaking new genetic therapies to treat a variety of previously incurable diseases. We also can change your appearance and you can volunteer to be a part of a brighter future. Note that my previous criminal charges are (1/)

Taking my staff and patients to see a movie, this is why you should come work with us this is just one of many benefits. We also have dental.

Sometimes my job means baking 375 tiny little cakes, sometimes it means drugging the shit out of people, and sometimes it means going for days without sleep. I wouldn't be trade it for the world.

SHIT FUCK I FORGOT TO DO THAT- /ns

AND THE ONE IM REALLY PROUD OF!!

and others

I forgot that one time I drew all of them as creechures, including the gluttonous beast again #Lycanopsychosis

Does anyone make really heavy weights? The ones at the lab gym are too light I need like 500kg.

Apparently sleeping in a nest made of blankets and pillows with the other executives at my company is "unprofessional" and "grave misconduct". I call it employee bonding, get used to it.

Why are these lizards so bloody hard to catch??? Like stay still please I need to do scientific diagrams of you???

They told me to play pressure. Once again this is why you need to take good care of your patients, idiots.

A lot of people don't seem to understand what our goals even are, scientifically.

Honestly I ought to hire this man.

MORE!!!! #Lycanopsychosis

We need a government that cares about science and actually lets us research the things that could make a real difference, like stem cell treatments. Instead we have "But what would Jesus think!?" If this Jesus guy has a problem with my research he can come here and say that to my face.

What would you as a species do without me? You insist on driving yourselves into extinction and when I offer you survival on a silver platter you choose your pride over your life? You are a species of cowards.

You were expecting Netflix and Chill but I actually just wanted to watch a movie and chill out.

OOC | Read this, it's for everyone to see.

It's kinda impressive that Medicare covers us, but I guess it makes sense, we do provide life saving treatments, funny because I was on trial barely a year ago.

What happened to those glow in the dark cats, anyone have the documents? We'd like to give them a try for ourselves. #geneticengineering

Meme from Cicada

If we insist on destroying the climate, at least let us scientists work on evolving our species to survive in hotter and wetter environments. But as soon as we try to do stuff about we're the "unethical" ones. Despicable, really.

Meme from @jul3s0nf1re.bsky.social

Sucks that they burned so many of the MKULTRA files, like girl I wanted to read that shit now I gotta do it myself

The full moon shines high above the lab tonight!

Ethics in scientific studies often gets in the way of real breakthroughs.

If you make any fanart, @ us! We'll repost it here!

I figured it out

Ignore the fact I have no idea how threads work

I keep forgetting I have a bluesky, and that I do art So have some @lycanopsychosis.bsky.social [owned by @drackieofficial.bsky.social ] fanart, mainly of Cathode 'cause look mum I'm on TV :] /ref

NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT!! LYCANPSYCOSIS FANART!! Lycanpsycosis by @drackieofficial.bsky.social

Might as well start us off with a thread of me and my most favorite test subjects!~