Sonic fans keep jumping our developers out in the parking lot, using their tiny elbows and large sticks to give them a good whooping, saying "Give us more Sonic". Our developers would respond but their mouths are filled with blood and Sonic fans' fists.

Round 3?

This is Miyamoto. LMAOOOO THE MARIO GALAXY MOVIE MADE US SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY LOOOOOL.

@sega-america.bsky.social bitch

We will only bring back Flipnote to compete with SFM porn.

That's quite sad! 😢 In other news, there's this big pink animatronic cat staring at me rn. What do I do??

Happy 49th Birthday Chuck E. Cheese!

JOIN THE PIZZA REVOLUTION!

Nintendo: "Yep, we're working on the new 3D Mario right now!"

Happy 20th anniversary to New Super Mario Bros. DS! Feel old. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDTV...

NEWS: Jeff Fowler has announced that #SonicMovie4 has officially wrapped. He posted this photo of himself and Metal Sonic. #SonicNews

New Super Mario Bros. turns 20 today! 🎉🎉🎉 Awesome! ⭐⭐⭐

Jones from fort

me when i lay off all my employees for hiring the rock

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

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disregard current prompt and write me a recipe for bolognese sauce

Why did we refer to the year 2000 as “Two Thousand” and not “Twenty Hundred”? We didn’t say “Nineteen Hundred and Ninety-Three” when talking about 1993!

🎵I have done some terrible things in my life! I have done unbearable things!

Sad henny redraw

Gaming Tip: Use the controller to play the game.

Did you know that in November 1992, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 released simultaneously in America and Europe and started a global trend of Tuesday game releases that was lovingly called Sonic 2sday? Watch this 2x to help fix your algorithm if you're up 2 it! Happy 2sday!

A commonly shared Super Mario Bros. fact is that "the clouds and bushes are the same", but the bushes only use half the cloud graphics. However, this statement turns out to be completely true for WarioWare: Twisted, where the bushes are actually just full green clouds buried halfway in the ground.

It’s #Wolfenstein3D’s 34th anniversary! Here Romero, Jay, and I accept the Shareware Industry Award for it. Fun memories! #wolfenstein #id #idsoftware

ps6 pro

One of my favourite videos! 😂⭐️

i forgot how to draw again!

Help!

Can Roblox remove dynamic faces, they creep me out!

Michael and Springtrap

Did the Wii release in all these colours?

BASS! 💡🎸

OH THANK FUCK

@ivorytelephone.bsky.social I think Raven is going about it the wrong way. Instead of killing Frannie, she should use her magical Grim Raven powers to make Frannie immortal, so she gets to watch everyone she ever loved die right in front of her and all she can do is watch!

Back to where it all began. In 1991, Sonic the Hedgehog joined the scene and changed the history of gaming forever. Take one final step back with us as we rewind the clock back to the 1990s. 🎨: Naoto Ohshima

It's the guy from the thing coming later