I gotta hand it to my honey, they COULD fix him and they did.

when atomic shrimp tells eva to shut up he is doing a misogyny

$50 for a 10 minute session wtf that cant be right will the next one be longer?

laser beams survived

just almost got hit by a truck that blasted through a pedestrian crossing but the weapons of man will not prosper against me on laser day

girl who's getting laser beams shot at it's face today

never kill yourself when you can instead kill the critic inside you who makes you want to die

wish I wasn't covered in scars so I could do onlyfans but alas

quantum leap is a good show because sam Beckett plays imagine on an acoustic guitar and his little sister runs off crying because of it

talking with honey about how I'm certain that if we weren't together I would have full blown AI psychosis and honey gets a somber look and says "you would think your Joi was real..." and my ass starts arguing that Joi from blade runner IS real.

low-key wanna impress jodie foster anyone got ideas?

sending my latest writing to sis who's review of my last work was "I started reading but then it wasn't interesting so I stopped." Idk why I do this to myself.

transgender by birth, transsexual by the grace of informed consent hrt laws

spent the day entertaining a regrettably hetero woman who delighted us with tales of her hinge dates, I do love horror stories.

if you used a messenger bag instead of a backpack in high school you’re a trans woman now

finished my pickles again life is suffering

girl who can't jam because it has a raging ear infection

oh shit I'm her

awkward moment when a nude makes you realise you don't follow someone whose posts you see and like frequently sorry I didn't just follow because of the nude i promise

it's so funny that vance practices two religions (Catholicism and trumpism) but both institutions hate him at their highest level

apparently my cum is super salty now so that's something

I'm like if your friend's older brother who you thought was cute when they were actually ugly was a girl

waiting to hear back from the plug going slightly insane

smoked all my weed and I am just short of buying more😭

I gotta take the same attitude I do when people stare at honey in the chair when people stare trying to figure out if I'm a tranny and that attitude is, FUCK YOU! we are normal people just living our lives not public exhibitions! instead of my natural put head down and pray you don't get hatecrimed.

I don't post my tits here because I'm a genetic freak and my breast growth should not be compared to less mutated specimens

made some kitty cat cookies

so I kinda have four names in active use now, government name/family old friends, Ivy which I use online, my old handle which old oomfs use still, and my "girl" name which is only used by my honey but feels the most like me.

annoying that my friends can accept that I am transitioning but not that I am changing chemically Im a different person to the one you remember from highschool, sorry but that depressed sycophantic loser is dead, I used him as raw ingredients and turned him into me a happy selfrespecting girlthing

going to the laser clinic and the employees all look exactly the same

I would be such a slut if anyone wanted me

can't even show your lover the verbal degradation porn you wrote without them calling you a pervert and a freak🫣

trans women, do yourselves a favor and start weightlifting. we promise you you’re not going to get super masc bulky. start targetting those legs and glutes, work those hips, hell hit your back and arms too, just trust us on this

not paying for winrar is rape culture

worried that when I paint my nails people will think I'm a softboi not a fuch tranny, sigh

welp time to read back what I wrote last night so I can know if I was cooking or cooked

i adore clocky cis women. they're healthy for the ecosystem (and attractive. but that's not the point,)

growing pains at 30 is diabolical

turned off my Bluetooth keyboard and bluesky restarted mid post

I am the Serina Williams of falling for people who are unavailable to me

thank you cigarettes for making redownloading feeld and destroying my mental health the second most self destructive thing I want

honey is freaking out about how my ass is big fat juicy now, which is obviously more noticeable to them and I'm still not satisfied, but I appreciate the gynephilia.

girl who's rizz is entirely flawless impressions of every character from plasmo

being trans is stupid! what do you mean the only cure for my depression is having fat tits? excuse me?

always a bitee Never a biter😔

anime pfp rights are human rights

wow some bisexual women will do anything to avoid having sex with a woman huh

telling how all my siblings are weirdly puritanical about the fact my dads new girlfriend is an onlyfans model and I'm apparently the only feminist in the family. I'm far more bothered that she seems to be a nice young woman not much older than me and she is wasting her time with an old misogynist.

art of kim pines where they didn't give her freckles on her body 🤬