yeah, I'm a bush girl what of it?

honey just bought a collar for me😳

my ass just did some epic pocket dialing while pushing honey around lol

had my sister's over for dinner last night and after they left I realised that honey left a note above the stove with my new name on it and I left my convention pass with pronoun pin attached hanging off a chair. environmental storytelling I guess

honey and I celebrate 12 years together tomorrow. I still remember 2009 when we met in year 8 english class and they left a terrible first impression on me. but after we got to know each other I became completely infatuated with this weird "girl" who didn't trigger my gynophobia.🧵

jax: that's why your shoes raggedy. ragatha: thats why your mama dead. jax: 😯

idk why I put in so much effort when the result is always shit

why did I pick a cute name I feel like such an asshole every time I say it

I think the damage I did to my brother by playing third wave ska to him as a baby may be irreversible

trans Macbeth be like "its just beth now actually"

strapping a girl in the clockwork orange chair and making her watch footage of everytime she has sought male approval in her life

ladylike? is that anything like a roguelike?

remembering when the girl I liked said mournfully that she was still a virgin and my ass said "are you taking applications?"

Thinking about the time a girl tried to rizz me up by telling me she knew femtanyl's ex

make an e shape with your anus if you make an o shape it will feel like a male hole

making my flat cis friend promise to not hate me when my tits are bigger than hers, then taking off the binder when she says I promise.

wearing camo because I was drafted into the culture war

why is it that every lesbian I know drinks diet coke and every bisexual drinks pepsi max?

how do you rizz up foreign girls if they don't know how good your plasmo impressions are

I still need help with this one

oh shit 1k posts to celebrate I'm going to be reposting some posts from when I had no followers that I think are still good

lain from Gilmore girls is spiritually a Tgirl

assuring her that modern medicine is more powerful than her villainous endocrine system

I am like the kim petras of having scars

once had a crush on a guy that ended because he posted gravity falls incest ship content to facebook

I miss sex so much

I may not look, sound, or feel like a woman but at least I smell like one

used my "girl voice" all day today and now my throat is full of acid and sharp rocks is this a good sign?

vtubers are for people who don't know you can just look at pornography on the computer if you're horny

why am I attracted to mascs with creepy doll collections I need to be hit in the head with a pipe twice- for how many times this has happened 🫣

ive got my nails painted jax purple for a cosplay and my sister said nice welcome to night vale nails

family event survived, it went well but sitting and chatting with my mum step mum and my dads girlfriend was fucking weird

oh boy I can't wait for the family gathering! I sure hope my family takes the time to specifically affirm my manhood repeatedly! I hope my dad makes my sister cry in front of his girlfriend and her wife! I hope there isn't any fairy bread.

American Tgirl being cute: I'm pretty tall I'm 5/13. honey: that's not that tall it's under 6 feet. me: honey there's 12 inches in a foot she's 6/1 same as me. the imperial system needs to be taken out back and shot.

I knew Jax was trans when she was transphobic to Zooble in the bar scene, you have to be within the community to know that bartender and tattoo artist are stereotypical enbie professions

first time having to introduce myself to a stranger with my new name and it goes like this him: what was your name again? me: Ivy him: Ivy????? me: yes, Ivy. him:😯

oh god growth pains in my legs owwwie

I baked muffins 🧁

glitch is a spiritually american company

thank God Tor grew that moustache so I don't think he's attractive anymore. now I can concentrate on learning 🧑‍🎓🤓

this new haircut is off the leash

AFTER

BEFORE

googling "how to take a feminine dick pic"

she russian on my homunculus til i videos

honey is pulling ahead of me in the race to become a lolcow I will have to start posting more insane

explaining Björk to honey like Björk is like if a trans woman was cis but otherwise the same

haircut tomorrow and I'm dreading it, not only do I have your typical trans haircut shit but also for some reason hairdressers are like the final boss of gynophobia😶

help I can't stop eating bread!