I’m gay, I’m serving cunt, and I know the eyeshadow is terrible.

I was told to dress like this adorable little diapered growlithe!!! I think I almost got it!

What the hoomans don’t realize, is that while they are waiting for their second opinion to get done, I’m a locked up femboy pup listening to upbeat house music while indexing their medical records. Silly hoomans 🤣

Like paws? Now’s your chance to grab a free pair of Furrjoi silicone paws! We’re giving away 2 pairs — one here, one on X. Winners can pick their favorite color, black or colored silicone. Raffle ends December 1st.

When the pacifier goes in, it’s like resetting my brain. Literally a “have you tried turning it off and on again” moment.

*snooty servant voice* ahem, your cake is served Sir.

YOU WILL LIKE ALL MY POST YOU WILL REPOST THEM YOU WILL GIVE IN TO YOUR DIAPERS YOU ARE A GOOD DIAPER SLAVE YOU FEEL GOOD IN DIAPERS YOU ARE A GOOD DIAPER BOY (*or girl, or nonbinary diaper person) old commission done for @lem0nsqueezy.bsky.social

I don’t know if it’s real, but my scale just told me I weigh 241… I feel gaslit by my own scale.

My angy paws order came!! Hehehe I feel like a pretty puppy

I really have lost weight! I haven’t been able to wear these shortalls for a few years because my thighs would always pop the snaps. It fits great!

Outfit for cleaning today! I love being a good dog

I’m really proud of this one. It took me awhile but I finally finished him up!! This is probably the best artwork piece I’ve done.

Well after the amazing @bottlebear.bsky.social gave me some pointers, I like it’s coming out great!!

I’m getting back into drawing, it’s been a bit but I think this sketch came out alright

Imma pretty and clean husky! I went to the groomers now I’m going to a wedding! Sometimes stinky huskies get nice and cleaned up for a special occasion

This is a call to action for my diaper furries and pups!!! There is furry art out there of a daddy and his pup, the son is irritated about something so his dad puts him in his car seat and begins to drive around but a Hypno screen is helping calm the son down. I CANT FIND IT AND I NEED YOUR HELP!!

Sometimes it just comes out soooo perfectly! Eggs Benedict with homemade hollandaise, country potatoes, and an egg white, arugula and sun dried tomato scramble cuz I didn’t wanna waste the egg whites from the hollandaise.

And yes, I did get these cakes from my mama, along with her ADHD

I was feeling very “dumb Himbo” coded today. Thoughts?

@aliqueer.bsky.social is turning dis pup into da pawfect widdle dwone!!! Yall shud really go to him fur all yur sexy dwone needs!! He will make yew yur pawfect self!

When someone plants a new drone sona in your mind, then forgets to put you back in the drivers seat before going grocery shopping, things can get a little silly in the Costco lol

Dude this is insane!! Happy puppy pride Seattle!

Jesus I look like the pied piper for puppies! March my children! To the kingdom of treats and scritches we go!

Maannn the way this could have been the best first DJ stream for me… next time!

The parade went fantastic!!! Everyone seemed to like my set and people were bouncing happily to it!! Thank you so much @seapah.bsky.social for giving me this opportunity and I am honored I was asked!!!

Wish me luck!!! Djing for the SEAPAH pride float!!! Ughhhh I’m soooo nervous!!

@theblitzhusky.bsky.social hey puppy, random diaper and water check for you~ Why don’t you show everyone how good of a pamp pup you are?~ (If you’re ok with the public check ofc)

I pwomise ders a diapee undah muh wubbah diapee covah! Mr. William made sure!

Hehehe ders nu thots wen da paci is in siwwy!!! Just wet it focus yur dummy bwain on suckin n welax! OwO

And dis one… welp it’s gonna be lots of whimpering n moaning…

New toys came in!!! Mmrrfff da purple one I thot was too smol, until I pumped it up!!!

@theblitzhusky.bsky.social Only 1 day left locked for you... unless we finalize that chastity sentence transfer... 51 days more sound nice and fine for you?~

I want people addicted to me. Merely thinking about me should make you lose focus. Make you drool. Make you need to stare at my belly, my pamps, whatever. I should be your sexuality

Diapees n latex!! Bestest combo in da world. Happy #internationaldayoflatex! I wuv bein dumb, shiny n crinkly pup!

Diapers, pretty colors and clowns… such a great combo! Awruff

Awwooo!! @aliqueer.bsky.social is big dumb diapee fweak, and I’m just a wittle diapee stink woser!! 🌀🌀🌀🌀

Oh ya, btw I’m djing for SEAPAHs float in the Seattle pride parade!!! Screaming with happiness, excitement and nervousness!!! Totally forgot to just say that. I was needing Trixie’s advice first lolol.

I need the wisdom and help from @trixiemattel.bsky.social!!! I just found out I’m djing on a float for Seattle Pride parade!! Mother help, I need your guidance

Imma pretty diaper puppy today, cuz of course, on Wednesdays we wear pink!

I love hearing about implants to WA shocked when they find out that towns south of Seattle were not considered the suburbs until recently and those towns were known as farming and industrial before the boom. Seeing TikToks of them, filming farms in those areas being like “they got farms here!?” Smh

The true feeling of adulthood kicked in when I saw the crash, and decided “welp, guess I’m pulling money from large stocks and reinvesting in bonds, then reinvesting in stocks when the floor has been touched.”

Working on a new set!! It’s still in a very primitive form, but let me know if yall wanna hear it!! Btw, my first set is on SoundCloud for yall to hear! soundcloud.com/blitz-gewitt...

I finally figured out how much lube to use when having a suit on. The answer is a lot! If the suit doesn’t glide over your body when you move it, you didn’t use enough!

I unintentionally lost 16 Lbs, thank you adderall for cutting me down to 1 meal a day.

Was out in rubber last night.. My paws couldn't help but wander once I was home.. they felt so good 🍆💦💦

Reskeet if you're a fellow hypno kinkster. Let's help find one another.

Just being a dumb puppy monkey on my lunch break!

Ok, I do not know why this is happening, but I specifically fed my algorithm things that are for Gay Kink/fetish posts. Why all of a sudden am I getting Cis-Gendered Women on my feed? Is this happening to anyone else? I respect anyone who identifies as a woman, but I don’t wanna see your titties.

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Mouthguard makes me feel like a real dumb Gooner puppy! The nipple suckers are a great knob attachment to make my greasy dong go boing