hey big finish what if you retroactively published a commendation list for last year's thirteenth doctor entries. haha jk...unless...

martha sam samuels’ Head Tilt™️ send post

one thing about my smut fics is that there WILL be character development and so much analysis/thought of them throughout like. fuck I love sambert.

read a sambert fic so good this morning I contemplated deleting everything I’d ever written for a solid hour but I’ve gotten my head out of my ass now and we are back 👏 in 👏 business 👏

sam stealing the painting for bert was logistically so stupid and could have endangered the con and the fact she did it bc she loves bert That Much….

thread of sambert thoughts/headcanons bc there is/will be Many.

like are you kidding this is a fucking wedding speech scene. look at them.

#sambert: i love you, i’m sorry

I have made a frauds discord server, if anyone wants to join hmu!!! 🫶

#sambert / #frauds: your heart got teeth

// frauds spoilers imagine a s2 where sambert are chasing down caitlin and her mum and her mum’s like “what do we do” and caitlin Knows that bert and sam are each other’s weak spots and puts one in danger to draw out the other or smth you know the trope PLEASE hire me suranne

im going to need several business days to process my (very gay, very feral) thoughts about frauds but there is So Much running through my brain, what a brilliant show

I would just like to state for the record that in our brainrotting the last few weeks, @helenaeoftroy.bsky.social have been right about Several sambert things. my blorbos

//frauds spoilers IM SORRY I WAS FUCKING RIGHT???? IN THE FIC I WROTE WEEKS AGO???

I am obsessed with Bert’s character I want to dissect her like a bug.

through the first ten minutes of frauds ep 1 and im

✨like the holding of hands✨ chapter two: and this is how it starts archiveofourown.org/works/668245...

FINALLY got round to listening to the second thasmin audio and my god the fuckin ANGST that was DELICIOUS and I’m feeling feral about them once more

happy belated @sapphicsgalaxy.bsky.social

happy balloon day to me and thirteen barbie ✨💙💙

been catching up on so much fic recently and GOD thasmin really has some of The most talented writers I love it here

legend of the sea devils they can never make me hate you

finally making progress with fwb au everyone cheered

she’s the fire in the sin (and i burn breathing her in) aka I wrote frauds fic already bc I’m clinically insane archiveofourown.org/works/70877741

the way this is one of my favourite things I’ve ever written and it’s for a show that hasn’t even aired yet

🕯️frauds (2025)🕯️if i speak

bert and sam are already everything to me god i love toxic yuri (clearly, since im already almost 1k into a oneshot about them)

🔥as the earth burns to the ground (it’s you that i lie with🔥 chapter eleven: tee archiveofourown.org/works/636572...

thinking again about yaz in potd begging the doctor to “make time” and the doctor then later forcing herself to hold off her regeneration long enough for one last ice cream with yaz.

in case you’re wondering where I’m at rn, last night I dreamed I was setting tables at the restaurant I work at with milk bottles I prepare for my kangaroo joeys at the shelter. so yeah. sorry about the lack of fic updates, I’m hoping to have more time to write (and read!) soon

today on “sentences I never thought I’d utter in my lifetime”: I got bit (barely) on the boob by a wombat

at an indie bookshop all the way out in australia and found this gem ✨ had to support the phenomenal @chrischibnall.bsky.social 💙💙 so excited to read it!!!

someone left a kudos on winter holiday au which reminded me how I named that au thirteen “jamie” bc “I Just Think It’s A Neat Name” and then.

been considering trying to finish my bf entry anyways and posting to ao3 - would anyone else who submitted be interested in adding to a collection if I made one? 👀

rereading an old fic of mine and cringing a little bit but also it’s so nice to see how much I’ve grown over the last three years wowwww

it’s 12:30am and my aussie gf just keeps muttering “dick nixon” to herself and giggling

opening my google docs for the first time in 12 days im so brave

something about graham wanting to escape grief and ryan wanting to escape monotony but yaz. yasmin “more time with you” khan. it truly was them from the beginning. god i love thasmin so much.

perhaps my biggest red flag is that I am foaming at the mouth waiting for the last few episodes of ultimatum queer love s2 to drop

rewatching ghost monument and thirteens relationship with the TARDIS is something so special and important to me

me and my gf put up a sticky note to remind us that the walls were still bare after two months of living here bc we kept Forgetting. except now it’s been another three weeks and the sticky note has become Part Of The Wall. i fear we are never beating the adhd allegations

✨like the holding of hands✨ chapter one: i didn’t mean to kiss you archiveofourown.org/works/668245...

working on another au (along with apocalypse still!) but god I hope everyone loves Jude as much as I already do

plotting out another au and no I don’t project onto my au thirteens whatever gives you that impression

#thasmin: this time i have you

yaz thinking she’s finally gonna get the chance to tell the doctor she loves her. and they still don’t have enough time.

thinking again about the thirteenth doctor’s last thought (as far as she’s aware) being Yaz and her screaming her name as she’s forcibly regenerated I am going to Throw Up christopher chibnall I am in your walls once more

I’m no visual artist, but my love will clothe your bones by freefallvertigo lives in my head rent free and I had to attempt Jonah’s mural 💙💙 archiveofourown.org/works/293743...

thinking about thirteens face in this scene and about her knowing before this that she never tells yaz she loves her. thinking about how maybe knowing she didn’t/couldn’t say it, she tried to keep yaz from loving her in the first place. and her realising it didn’t work. they both still fell.

happy pride 🌈