to everyone who hasn't read distortion detective yet, boy do i have an offer for you! starting today, if you read distortion detective you can fuck my wife! this offer is only available for a limited time, so act now!

Buy HyperMall - 5e compatible, winner of the Dorpo Award for Best RPG, designed for found family mercenary stories, Ghibli-inspired anime setting, you play as cute gay animal people just trying to get by, if you don't like that it also has an undercurrent of Christian puritanism, wait come back

her greed sickens me

does anyone know where to get the knew blindfold facewear in ffxiv? i cant seem to find it anywhere, so im assuming it's something rare and annoying

(TW: Mild gore) Does the world really need another knight?

#astralyn 😋

Captain Ishmael! I am in love with her holy carp [CM] #limbuscompany

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY LOVELY GIRLFRIEND WHO I LOVE

I LOVE MY WIFE!!! IT'S BEEN FIVE BEAUTIFUL YEARS AND I LOVE MY WIFE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD!!!! I LOVE HER!!! SHE'S SO HOT!!!!!!

i think im actually very tired of literally every single one of my friends being miserable cynics all the time ive felt so distant from friends to begin with for these past few weeks, and this feeling of being so tired of constant misery has not helped matters

Samurai This is my favorite art I've ever made of my FF14 Au Ra, so I hope you like it too c: #FFXIV #art

She the absolute cutest in the whole world

this time im actually not the one in the devious situationship and! nobody can get mad at me for posting this bc i love tea. you all spill your tea to me. i could be talking about anyone. i could he talking about no one. im in control of the tea now, sis. it's mine.

binagebu😈🔞

found this top while thrifting

tgirl harumasa has a too hot day at work

im such a good girlfriend

hi bluesky im making a new pinned 🌈 im wilhelmina!! mina is fine too. interests include: - video editing - photography - ttrpgs / tabletop games - project moon - arknights - reverse: 1999 - fighting games - fashion - my girlfriends i take occasional 18+ pictures. stay safe!

had sex with my wife while roland was on my monitor just to put that loser in his place get over it dork, get some game

making curry if anybody wants some

now i dont know about bsky. but me, personally? i carve the path of a lord

ough

you should follow me wife she makes cool ffxiv gposes and yaps about cool things i think

slop for my wife

even in good faith, somehow all white people manage to call upon their ancient bloodline and sound the tiniest bit racist when talking about kpop demon hunters

🕸️🕸️🕸️ im at nekocon come say hi

i am a fan of this mostima creature

i think i really really love my wife

im gonna strangle her

She's a very versatile knight. She contains multitudes

to further add to this, the really *weird* deadlock players that are actually upset by this only further confuse me by not dropping the game it isnt like "valve is woke!??!! bad game!!!" it's somehow "despite everyone in-game using they/them for pocket, the intent is NOT for them to be queer" ????

i see a deadlock video. they use he/him for pocket. i turn off the video

underrated mina post btw i love zatanna

i dont have anything interesting to post I just love cooking for my girlfriend

heres another boob tease bc i managed to take a picture i dont hate

its been a while so here's a single blurry picture of one boob to hold you over stop a-cup hate!!!

batcase my beloved.. my everything.... mina and pocket i love you #deadlock #deadlockfanart #art

They're playing the Belgian techno anthem unrelated to Chinese philosophy and the literature inspired by the barbarism of World War I, Pump Up the Jam in this korean chicken restaurant

one battle after another is one of the most politically extreme movies ive seen hit the mainstream in a long time and it fucking ruled

20 minutes on grindr made more of a misandrist than any left wing radical group ever could

I finally finished Silksong, with 100%! My thoughts are definitely a bit rambly, but I have a lot to say. This game rules. bckl.gg/oFlB

y'know of there's any comic girl who should be gay and isn't (to my knowledge) it's zatanna like yes diva we see the tights, we see the top hat, we get it you like clit

if i could, id have curry weekly. perfect cozy weeknight meal

<tw; suicidal thoughts> i have spent the last half year pouring my blood, sweat and tears into finding a job and have gotten nothing at every single turn genuinely, this job hunt has brought my suicidal ideations back more than any moment of PTSD ever has. this is miserable.

Supergirl

bouta get a finger up my butt when I could be playing silksong

why do obnoxious people like all the shit i like