Can’t believe you forgot about Dre.

Opposition fans when Arsenal get a late corner. #Arsenal

"Why were you in prison, mum?" "Terrorist." "What did you do?" "Sat on grass. Asked the world to stick to international law and the Geneva Convention." Apparently, that’s a crime now. Good job too — otherwise the police might’ve had nothing to do. #SatOnGrass

Genuinely compelling. #TheTrumanShow youtu.be/6mCXYfv-URg?...

Hold that L, lucky sods.

Slight delay on the 16:15 to Alicante due to a refuelling error. We filled it with Ketamine instead of Kerosene and it’s now cruising at 180,000 feet and won't be coming down for days.

I took this half-expecting a squabble to break out, but harmony reigns. No box warfare, for now. #cats #photography

Danny Kruger has been seen catching and eating swans in Castle Combe. If he can lie, so can we. Please retweet.

Putting the Xtreme in Tokyo Xtreme Racer with this tasteful concoction. #TokyoXtremeRacer #TXR #videogames

Ruin a Book with a Car The Pickwick Previa

The world should be more Devo. #Netflix

There’s a psychological ripple effect when you play it safe. Mikel must realize that he is the block of cheese in this constipated Arsenal team. Be brave. Be spicy curry.

Sod this skating lark, let's have a sit down. #Skate #Playstation

This Wednesday, not that second wave emo bullshit new one.

Remembering how this take on Eamon's song was way better. Definitely Team Frankee, even now. #FURightBack open.spotify.com/track/35Y18D...

A wonderful starry night, taken from my front garden with my phone. #photography #nightsky

Popular synth pop duo looking for a third member, must be committed. #VirtualPhotography #Cyberpunk2077

Uh oh, she's spotted a mouse!

Street in Night City #VirtualPhotography #Cyberpunk2077

“If I become Chancellor, living standards will go up…for me, and Isabel Oakeshott”

I love my sister in law's cat and his expressions. That's the face of barely tolerating life 😂

Is there anything that embodies the free and easy 90s ideal of leisure and expression than the design of jet skis from that decade? We have to go back to this riot of colour. It's glorious, it's fun and it speaks to my inner child of that decade. #aesthetic #the90s #jetski

Been playing CarX Street since Friday, a lower budget, but highly comprehensive racer in the Need for Speed mould. Lovely handling model and a superb range of cars and mods currently only £12.49 on PlayStation, too. Well worth it, even at the usual £24.99. #CarXStreet #playstation

Yer Da' paints roundabouts.

To all those here on #bsky looking for a new Arsenal phone wallpaper ⬇️⬇️⬇️ this is 🔥 & 🧊 @GunnerBallZ Livin’ on Eze Street. ⚡️

I've been saying this for years. I'm not against swearing, but if you use the most extreme words all the time you've got nothing left for special occasions. You've devalued the currency.

Looking forward to Saturday, I'm going on a flight experience course in a fully modelled simulator at Exeter Airport. Man, I hope that baby can barrel roll, and my landings are only slightly worse than Ryanair's 😂

I've always wanted my part of the world in games. It's not a racing game, but I'll take it. The railway line at Dawlish is spectacular and they appear to have done it justice. #TrainSimWorld

Two weeks ago I was jetting off, and now I'm at work. Life comes at you fast. You win this time, life.

Some of those shirtless dossers Are the same that paint crosses

what have you done today ''Just signed for the Arsenal man'' 🥹🥲

Just like mine, except I haven't got any kisses.

Some random photos in the scorching Spanish heat. #photography

A Timelapse of a kitten's growth.

I don't care who it is, someone just slide in my DMs. And then you can walk a mile in the buggers.

Back in 2006 I got to drive one of these when on work experience, with the same V8 Northstar engine. This is the first time I've seen one since, and it's identical. Sweet little car spot, 19 years apart and in two different countries. #carsofbluesky

Holy fuck. Trump is treating this war criminal like he's Epstein.

Watching Liverpool vs Bournemouth in a bar and Celtic are also on. My Bhoy KT, warms the cockles of the heart. Loved him at Arsenal, will want the best for him forever.

Catapulting Muses

It's a hard life, this holiday lark.

Livin la vida villa. #photography

Finally, someone has an opinion worth keeping anonymous

A random dump of stuff wot I done over the last decade. By no means exhaustive, as I don't limit myself to any particular style if I can help it.

Not even 9:30 and she's fed up of my shit. Happy Saturday.

I see Trump is basically doing Putin's job for him with the latest comments on the peace process. Maybe it's not for him to decide that Ukraine 'swaps' some territory with Russia. It's certainly no peace process to carve up the territory being fought over.

My trouble with that Wednesday series, is Wednesday is just not wild enough. The burning down of the summer camp in Values, now that was a spectacle. It's watchable, but this direction is not particularly edgy. Might as well be a rebranded Sabrina.

we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan join ICE boy ain’t it nice / join ICE take my advice www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles...

I see we have another wave of sex pest accounts following again 🙄 'Madam' this is Bluesky. I didn't verify my face to bat away your shite.