Half Matt Half Biscuit
@byrninho.bsky.social
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Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
Superb reflections on the Exeter canal today.
#photography
#Exeter
about 23 hours ago
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My poor Elephant Man hand. Don't worry about your cat's welfare when he's having a cat fight in the middle of the road at 11pm, kids, because it will frickin' hurt when he bites you!
2 days ago
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Of course it began to rain whilst I was half-way to the shop to collect it, but the service worked a charm on this Β£50 bike. (it's now a Β£100 bike).
#photography
#roadbike
#cycling
6 days ago
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One of my favourite niche subjects, the electricity pylon.
#photography
8 days ago
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A wonderful long-read.
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
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βThe Little Movie That Couldnβtβ: βMallratsβ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smithβs second film was a box office humiliation. Now, itβs become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
https://www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/movies/mallrats-kevin-smith-30-year-anniversary-legacy
8 days ago
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Saturday mornings, eh.
8 days ago
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Watching Love Actually again for the umpteenth time and on the face of it, Emma Thompson was lucky to not get that god awful necklackle. It was ugly as sin.
#LoveActually
13 days ago
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Delightfully seasonal weather for December 1st, blowing a bloody gale and wheelie bins down driveways at 5 in the morning.
13 days ago
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My small car still saved me from getting drenched taking the bike in for a service π
#Abarth
13 days ago
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Has anyone seen Jamie O'Haha?
15 days ago
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Another inglorious night in the life of Tottenham Hostspur π€
15 days ago
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Elvana at the Arena in Torquay.
#Elvana
Merch and Hooch? Thank you very much.
15 days ago
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I've lost two pairs in black (airplane and gym π€¦) so I'm convinced they're cursed. Time to see how long they remain in my possession in another finish. π
15 days ago
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A nice hot soak in a bath on a school night? Be rude not to.
17 days ago
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I flicked over the TV one night to see a man dressed as Batman dive over a crowd inside a mall and from that moment I was hooked. Those 90s Kevin Smith films are so good.
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Heard Liverpool's favourite acronym has been legally rebranded to Youβll Never Win Again.
18 days ago
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"This is how it feels to be Tottnum, This is how it feels to be small. You got Simons, Eze got to take home the ball."
#Arsenal
#ARSTOT
20 days ago
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That's the magic of Arsenal as a club. One of our own, on his return and getting his first senior hattrick against the one club it really matters. Ebere Eze, you were living that for all of us. β€οΈ
#Arsenal
#ARSTOT
21 days ago
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"The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope"
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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I've spent the week viewing watch content on YouTube. What was a latent hobby has started to goad me into becoming active again, like a horological devil on my shoulder. π Not that I've ever spent more than Β£150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible π
#watches
23 days ago
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We appear to have a sixth cat, just for Christmas π€
#ChristmasCameEarly
24 days ago
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So much love for the BMW CE 02 electric scooter. Cyberpunk meets a blank canvas for customising.
26 days ago
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I don't know why I feel colder in my office than I did in Lapland last December, but the rural Devon air is biting.
26 days ago
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A random tune that popped into my head. I recall it from one of the Gran Turismo games.
open.spotify.com/track/6987QQ...
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Aisha
https://open.spotify.com/track/6987QQm1UGiJjFrpXmFPBq?si=GfP-htIuQ_Cys9_BHBHI1Q
28 days ago
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The dregs of the cupboard offered up a Bachelor's Mac & Cheese for brunch. Vain hope that adding some cracked black pepper will make it edible.
about 1 month ago
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Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back.
#Telescore
#Ceefax
#Teletext
#football
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
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about 1 month ago
The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.
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My
#whiskerswednesday
entry with a bonus blep.
#catsofBluesky
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
Half Matt Half Biscuit
F.L. Everett
about 1 month ago
I need a talk show called The Turret, where guests are interrogated by Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross and Cat Burns, in a candlelit turret. This could be a way for the BBC to win back fans.
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The Fake History Hunter
about 1 month ago
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth. Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it. Every single time.
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You're not fooling me today, Pennywise.
#IT
#Antiques
about 1 month ago
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18 years young and beautiful.
#catsofBluesky
about 1 month ago
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I have no need for this, I don't do dub vox, or any vocals for that matter. But look at it, what fun.
about 1 month ago
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Thank god the break is upon us and we can return with some attacking options again.
about 1 month ago
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This guy has been transformative.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Not bad for Β£50 on Marketplace. I've no idea if I can get on with a roadbike, as I'm a poor cyclist, but at that price, I'm willing to give it a shot. Nice and tidy, even if it's a bit long in the tooth.
about 1 month ago
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One for a lottery win π
#Porsche
#eBike
about 1 month ago
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So happy with how that
#CelebrityTraitors
final played out. Epic television.
about 1 month ago
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Great work by Sky's data teams to confirm what those of us who ran away from X already suspected.
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
about 1 month ago
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I don't believe she had any connection to the town I live in, but this is such a poignant tribute to her in the car park I've just pulled up in.
about 1 month ago
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Still winning No Nut November, but that chocolate covered Brazil is looking awfully tempting.
about 1 month ago
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Oldest selfie on my phone.
about 1 month ago
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2002 vintage Top Gear. Wow, that show sure did change pretty quickly as the seasons went by.
about 1 month ago
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PGMOL yellow card there for Norgaard π€
about 1 month ago
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Merino feels like the most unlikely Freddie Ljungberg regen.
about 1 month ago
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VARsenal killing football again π
about 1 month ago
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A Monday morning after a long weekend should be illegal.
about 1 month ago
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Came home to help my dad with a tip run in exchange for one of my mum's homemade pasties. You can take the Janner out of Plymouth...
about 1 month ago
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Me and my ghoul
#halloween
about 1 month ago
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This is utterly adorable.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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