I'm sorry boss, you can't expect me to get to work on time. I'm a Premier League champion.

No chance of me going to bed, with all this Arsenal x Champions content. Inject it.

Aw you’ll enjoy this

Hang it in the Louvre. #Arsenal #Champions

I remember when this was used so regularly on Hollyoaks that it was probably 75% of Massive Attack's royalties 😂 youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s?...

Here you go you sickos

Hind-capie #ARSBUR #Arsenal

Saturday night bath time, my happy place.

"Tastes great on cheese on toast"

The first plushie that says Motherfucker?

Some pictures from a whistlestop first day in Forza Horizon's Japan. #forzahorizon6 #Xbox

I love propaganda as an art form. I have a new piece that I'm working on that is going to be muy picante! #Godzilla

Hollywood, hear me out: A film with Charlize Theron and Hannah Waddingham playing tall sisters who just go around in high heels terrorizing 5'7" men for fun.

I've watched 11 straight episodes of The Simpsons Season 6 and I show no signs of stopping. The Golden Age just hits right.

No way my parents would have allowed our PC desk to be that cluttered 😂

Shut up hunger, you'll get your turn.

Me: We've lived too damn long as a species, that we're making this sort of thing. Also me: but can we get some Adidas Superstar soccer boots?

I just think they're neat. Subaru Vivio RX-R, Forza Horizon 6. #forzahorizon6 #Xbox

Just over 12 hours until Forza Horizon 6. I might just become a hermit for a while. #forzahorizon6 #Xbox

Started out like Angine de Poitrine and ended up sounding like Kraftwerk.

Notches #photography #fuji

Feeling cold and under the weather, so a hot bath can't go amiss.

No wonder I can't give up on Spotify, I didn't realise I'd had it for as long as I have. #Spotify #Bowie #HMHB

Some more vintage lens photos, this time an Industar 50mm. It's so tiny, it's smaller than the adapter it fits into! I absolutely love the wacky world of cheap Eastern Bloc manual lenses. #photography #cats #catsofbluesky #fuji

Part 2, taken on my Fuji X-T2 with a vintage Helios 44M-4 lens. The lens is from 1984, and is a copy of the Zeiss Biotar from way back in 1936. #fuji #photography

Had a rare impetus to take photos outside of work, this weekend. This is part one, taken yesterday. Fuji X-T2 with 7Artisans 25mm f1.8 lens, edited from RAW. #fuji #photography

Arsenal and Spurs fans on that VAR call. #Arsenal #Spurs #WHUARS #PremierLeague #VAR

Glad there's all these new Reform councillors, as their supporters will have nowhere to turn to when they realise that they'll be able to change very little on a Westminster-set budget, the work is mandatory and largely futile, and not much can be done on their key issues of 'boat people'

The sunset two years ago in Olbia, Sardinia. #photography #sunset #olbia #sardinia

@smithandsniff.bsky.social Is this the album cover the listener was referring to?

The last time Arsenal made the Champions League final, this is what I looked like. It's been too damn long. #Arsenal #ChampionsLeague

This is undeniably excellent from #Lego

Cheers! #bankholidaymonday #cider

My marriage might have been a disaster, but my goodness, little Phoenix was a cutie. #cats #catsofbluesky

Can't imagine the evacuation was much cop at the Peter Kay gig... #PeterKay

Bank Holiday Weekend can commence. Adios, work.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy... ... Then you best take this number for Specsavers.

Found an old album online of my car photos. This one stood out. A modest car, but ever so good looking. #AstraCoupe #Bertone

Selfie, for no reason other than I'm sporting my Pistonheads cap. #selfie #pistonheads

Sideways (2004) is a brilliant film. It might even be my favourite Alexander Payne movie - and he's directed a lot of good stuff. I can't think of a road trip movie with more heart, intellect and emotion, and Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church are great together. 🚗 #Filmsky #Moviesky #comedy 📽️

Got out on my bike today. Mix of bike park and nature trail. I always kick myself that I didn't learn to ride until my 30s. All those years of healthy adventure I missed. 😕

I identify as a Hot Rodder from now on. 😎 #Lego #HotRod

Oh dear, these won't last long... #nuts

Post you, in another country.

These are quickly disappearing. SEND HELP.

Rarely do I listen to music recent enough to have been released on the day I hear it, but I'm glad my curiosity picked this day. Squish by Gretel is really good. Reminds me of Florence ATM's debut and how that clicked with me instantly. #newmusic open.spotify.com/album/3He4jI...

Awful news about Alex Manninger 😔 RIP, keeper. #Arsenal #Manninger

It's not so much the size and the strength but the four sets of concealed precision fist-razors with which a cat expresses its displeasure at being disturbed.

Hey, JD Vance. I couldn't give a tuppeny fuck about your Roman popery, and it seems you don't either. 😅