Jarell Quansah has his red card ban extended to two matches. FIFA will consider an appeal, if the England defender can prove he’s either American or Argentinian or a brown envelope stuffed with cash

RT if you have an electric car and can pre-cool it before you get in like some sort of smug prick 👌

Balogone. #WorldCup

Thought I was going to be OK pulling the England all-nighter, but I didn't envisage we'd be having a warehouse tidy up on my first day back. Hoo boy, I'm flagging.

Bullshit red card. He got the ball and his foot rolled over the top of it. No intent, and the Mexican player could have jumped out if it. Pure nonsense.

Stoked with this shot of the French Alps from the window of my flight. #photography #aerialphotography

Paid a visit to the National Stadium at Ta-Qali, and finally got a Malta shirt from the merchandise store. Also went through the museum, which was really well laid out and comprehensive. #Malta #Football

Christ sake, why didn't I think of that.

I've always wanted one of these, but as an actual cat owner, there's absolutely no way they wouldn't try grabbing the moving tail 😂

I guarantee he can't see God yet he appears to believe God is real. Not only is he stupid, he's filthy too💩

A thoroughly competent PM hounded out of his position by botfarms and people who think performative cruelty against people they don't like is a prerequisite of a prime minister. FFS, Britain.

Yes, yes I am. #PastyFed #GreenArmy #WorldCup

Came on to a number of explicit accounts with blatant PFPs having liked my posts. Come on, Bluesky this isn't Twitter.

Devon truly is a wonderful place to be on the sunniest days. #photography

Through a bench end at my local park. #photography

Attended the funeral of an 18 year old lad today. Nothing prepares you for that. Play on, young man. 🎸

Family wedding coming up later this month. This is the second outfit I've ended up going for (and the last.) Got the DMs on Vinted 👌 originally was dark green, but this is more me 😁

Good. Can't men just leave women alone in totally inappropriate situations?! She was on the phone to her boyfriend FFS. 🙄 news.sky.com/story/rail-p...

There's only a new Crazy Taxi game coming, for next year. And it has The Offspring. I am more excited for that than GTA VI now! #CrazyTaxi

Ideal card for Father's Day, considering every time my mum and I would talk about Arsenal he'd say we wouldn't win it. Well, in your face, Dad!!

OK, iPod mode on my FiiO M21 is something I'm here for, all day long. What a neat update. ❤️ #Fiio #Chifi

Had time with my thoughts on the final. Penalties are a lottery. In open play, we nullified the best attack in Europe for 120 minutes. Heads high, Gooners. #Arsenal

Twenty years on. Twenty years of what might have been. Let's not carry the demons of the past. Let us write a page in history that has us at the pinnacle, at last. #Arsenal #ChampionsLeague

Oh boy, we're rocking now. #Pantera

"This Farage parody account on X is more factual and truthful than Farage himself, which is hilarious in itself." via Susan Kovbasyuk

Some music before bedtime. Always happy when this one gets served up to me (or any Bush, in fact.) youtu.be/8FIBPKRV3kk?...

Bat For Lashes - What's A Girl To Do ?

Definitely not how I'd look on a board.

Hey look, Zuc announcing something else that will fail.

I see Tony Bleurgh has turned up like the Ghost of Christmas Shit. Unlike those WMDs; They didn't turn up at all. 🙄

SHAROOOON! THEY'VE TRAPPED ME FUCKIN SOUL IN A FUCKIN DIGITAL CONSTRUCT SHARON. IVE GOT NO FUCKIN FREE WILL SHARON. THEY WANT ME TO SING CRAZY TRAIN TILL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE SHARON. FUCKIN HELL. SHAROOOON!

I've been living for this. ❤️🏆

Premier League winner Bukayo Saka

Champions

@skysportspl.bsky.social what is the rationale for showing a bunch of relegated or near relegated sides, a team who lost the title by 7 points and Mo Salah leaving on the channel that is hosting the Arsenal game? We don't want this, and I can't imagine Palace fans being pleased, either.

7 point margin. Beautiful. 🏆 #Arsenal #Championes

My first supercharge. A bit quicker than my overnight one!

Magnificent.

I'm sorry boss, you can't expect me to get to work on time. I'm a Premier League champion.

No chance of me going to bed, with all this Arsenal x Champions content. Inject it.

Aw you’ll enjoy this

Hang it in the Louvre. #Arsenal #Champions

I remember when this was used so regularly on Hollyoaks that it was probably 75% of Massive Attack's royalties 😂 youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s?...

Here you go you sickos

Hind-capie #ARSBUR #Arsenal

Saturday night bath time, my happy place.

"Tastes great on cheese on toast"

The first plushie that says Motherfucker?

Some pictures from a whistlestop first day in Forza Horizon's Japan. #forzahorizon6 #Xbox