as a chelsea fan.. all i wanted was for assnal to not win the league and for tottenham to get relegated wym assnal won the league??

bought my first road bike today and it’s coming in two weeks

someone said that f1 feels nonexistent this year and they couldn’t be more right lol

i’ve been doing nothing but watch reels at work and i’ve been here for 2 hours i can’t stop because they’re so funny 😭😭😭

things i want this year • a lightsaber • an iron man and spiderman mask • a psg champions league trophy • to be happy again • a lewis hamilton grand slam • $20,000,000 or a little bit less around that • knicks championship win

if i had a girlfriend we’d make like 4 babies tonight because of how my psg makes me so happy 😩😩😩

BOOOOOOM 🥹🥹🥹🥹

mind you they’re about to cancel it

i’m like hey wassup hello

i fucking love you so much #PSG

Oh pour toi Paris SG On se cassera la voix 🥹🥹🥹

they’re calling me crazy at work bc i keep jumping in my cubicle but idc

BOOOOOM BABY i love this bitch ass team so much 🥹

post race debrief! had a really solid stint with very solid laps. unfortunately we lost time on two of our pit stops and we dropped from p4 to p8 overall but we kicked butt on track with decent and consistent lap times

6 hours btw

i miss being somebody’s good boy

Got my first karting endurance race next weekend, lowkey nervous lmao

So many people sad about Salah leaving Liverpool. I guess this will be me when Marquinhos leaves us.

i went karting the other day and this is what my boy had to say about it 😭

some people don’t have access to illegal rocketships anymore #nooticing #p15byturn1 #f1

Nobody: Lewis when the 5 lights go out:

don’t be rash

hating doesn’t rest with me yk this

them niggas dominated ALL GAME just to lose 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

because wdym the windshield wiper is now falling off the bone???? 😭😭😭

if the #6 porsche somehow wins this with the car falling apart any chance it gets.. 😭😭😭

this is how i found out lmaoooooooooo, can you tell i’m excited?

life will be okay

lord rogue ✅ 26hr long grind #marvelrivals

Coco Gauff, let’s shock the world my love

imagine wanting to be happy

i want a lightsaber

i can see the sun setting, i’m ready

trying to find peace

two foxes ran in front of my car on my way home earlier took it as a sign haha

now that enough time has passed.. Verstappen lost the championship in the fastest car

i used to really like Lando in the past, and i was rooting for him yesterday. i stopped liking him as much due to stuff he would say about other drivers (especially my pookie woobie bear Lewis) but his post race interview won me over again yesterday, i fear

and we’ve scored, Trevor Chalobah the man that you are

Oscar and Redbull can do the funniest thing next year if he loses

first half takeaway from my Blues •Caicedo played very wreckless up until that red card (saw it coming) •we are applying a lot of pressure but can’t find the finish home (Joao lacks confidence a bit rn)

everyone acts tough until it’s time to pass the Cucurella test

every time i look at my living room i fall in love all over again

it’s time

¡yap

i made peace with the fact that i’ll never experience genuine and long lasting happiness

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

right, okay then

oh haiti won too

giants win rangers win knicks win (fake) life is beautiful again oh my days